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“I don’t know,” Chaewon answers without so much of a care, admiring her fingers, or more specifically her nails. Among all of them, she looks the soberest, but her Asian glow gave it away. “I probably told Minju to teach Hitoma how to swap spit properly.”
Baekhyun works at a shelter for kids. His boyfriend, Sehun, dresses up as Santa to distribute presents to the kids. All Baekhyun wants to do is unwrap his own personal Santa Claus, but he has to keep it G-rated for the kids. A.K.A. Baekhyun is thirsty for Santa-hun.
There was no way she'd ever be able to look Siyeon in the eyes again. Not after more or less accidentally reading that. Should she say the truth? That would be too weird for now, wouldn't it? But maybe something else would work. It wouldn't even be that much of a lie, considering she had watched that video earlier.
Junhao gets caught in a comprising position, a.k.a. the drabble fic of the century.Â
This is a CRACK fic. Made purely out of randomness and weirdness and things you've never thought of reading but probably crossed your mind once or twice. No main plot whatsoever. So don't take this seriously. I'm serious. Don't take this seriously. Â Â Kay. Here we go. Â
Minho dumped Taemin for World Cup The leader was there to save the day, and Taemin's .
 Kim Dahyun is a freshman, and also a huge nerd. She and her squad finally transferred on a university they dreamt of after graduating Highschool, and also, a dormitory where chaos is held. Building 4, Floor 3 known as TWICE Floor is surely full of unfamiliar faces.
Everyone has a choice to make.One may choose to become the very best there ever was, while another gives up.One may choose to evolve their Pokemons, while another tries hard not to.One may choose to love, while another break hearts.One may choose to love Magikarp, and well... he'd be the only one.Â
One of my entries for Namjinweek2019 theme: 7 Deadly Sins: Gluttony. This is a parody of the show My Strange Addiction. Seokjin has an addiction that qualifies as strange. Namjoon wants to get him some help. Purely Picture Crack AU.
Chaewon finds herself implicated in one of Hyunjin's mischievous bread adventures, leading to a parade of lowkey beef and shade between the two. Will things change when Chaewon discovers the actual reason behind Hyunjin’s infatuation with bread?
Halloween was coming up and Felix couldn't wait. All of his friends were as excited as he was..... well, almost all. Jisung just wanted some candy. Minho wanted love and affection. And, Woojin dressed as a chicken. Predictable.Â
 Donghae has a new phone. Hyukjae finds himself the receiver of many strange and frustrating messages. The autocorrect is strong in this one.  I blame Vic_aino and her "brother shower
A crazy bunch of Gods and Goddess that are nothing like what the  mortals believe that they are.  Eric/Zeus Jinne/Aries Minwoo/Apollo Hyesung/Aphrodite Dongwan/Poseidon Andy/Hermes Now to throw in a few other idols from other groups JB/Hades BamBam/Nemasis Jackson/Nike Atlas/Park Joon  More will most likely be added in as the fix goes on. Just something that is going aroun
Just a scenario I thought of. Might be true though. But yeah. It gets a bit sad somewhere because I just watched the special video and I almost cried my eyes out. So yeah. I hope you enjoy.
A baby. A mother's final wish that needs to be fulfilled. And a whole lot of adventures to unfold. But the question is "Who is the father?"
The first words you hear your soulmate say shows up on your forearm on your 16th birthday...Luhan has always been eager to meet his soulmate.But what happens when the cool college sophomore Luhan's soulmate turns out to be a bratty teenager?
Taehyung runs a restaurant and Jungkook is a food critic. Both are a little too proud for their own good.
Chenle has always been aware of the man crush he harbours towards his best friend. However, it was an innocent kind of marvelling. At first. He found his eyes often lingering a couple seconds too long on the younger. His breath would hitch whenever they locked gaze. And he grew scarlet whenever Jisung´s skin grazed his. Shying away as if he´s been touched by the sun herself. His skin was on fire.  Furthermore, Jisung´s perfectly dyed blond locks only made it easier to be compared to th
Seungkwan swears upon the fashion gods that multi-colour, tie-dye hoodies paired with denim baggy pants and purple-tinted sunglasses would never make for an acceptable outfit. Make it formal attire and you're off to fashion hell. But, the handsome and newly hired 23-year old at their office thinks otherwise. Â
A beautifully touching and not-so-average high school love story starring yours truly, Irene Bae and her admittedly-hot-but-rejected love interest, Seulgi Kang.
my first fic and it's based on this otp prompt generator i found on the internet: "NAYEON and JEONGYEON are pretending to be married because they want a discount on a vacation special to a Hawaii resort. What happens? Do they get found out?"
whenever Baekhyun runs into Oh Sehun--sometimes even literally--he is always left annoyed. how anyone sees anything good in the man, Baekhyun couldn't even try to understand. when a lunch thief joins the mix, things seem to get even worse for him. in time, he'll learn to see things differently. but for now, he'll be as grumpy and judgmental as he pleases
Twice one-shots taken place in a Harry Potter! Au - the same universe as Chaeyoung Gets a Dragon. Prompts accepted: please read foreword for details.  Â
Fresh out of college, Chun Hei didn't know what to do with her life. She did know one thing, however: she needs a job. Her mother told her about a women who was looking to  employ someone to stay at her house and take care of some.... 'special' people. Thinking the job had something to do with the disabled, she went for it ('cause she's good with the handicapped) and passed the interview with flying colors. After happily signing a three-year contract with her new boss, she headed to 'work'
Kang Hyewon is finally going back in her hometown and can’t wait to meet the girl that she missed so much.  kwon Eunbi can’t wait for her girl to come back. She had made her mind earlier and was finally ready to declare ber feelings to the latter...  Will Eunbi feelings be returned?  ———  “ I love you and I want a kiss.   ”I love ...”   Â
Alam ni Hitomi na bobo siya, pero alam din nya na mas bobo si Ateng Yena. Pero na bobo siya dahil may nakita siyang dalawang kamukha niya at wala pa siyang nahithit nun. "Who you?!" Ang tanging natanong niya.