jungkook's the resident assistant of floor two. yuqi's one of the (luckier) freshmen who finds herself placed in his floor. he just so happens to find her kinda attractive

Kpop oneshots for all!  

FAKE TEXT REQUEST FROM TUMBLR

jaehyun's a bad boy. gyuri's a good girl. this story goes nothing like you thought it would.      

Yoongi starts school. Jungkook's a . Taehyung's a hoe. Jin's a princess. Jimin is caught in a triangle. Namjoon and Hoseok are the best people you'll ever meet.  

'We've seen a lot of stupid people before, but the 14 of you have got to be the dumbest people I ever met.' 'Agreed.' Suho and Suga did NOT sign up for this.

When presented with the opportunity, most people will impulsively take on the role of caring for male cat hybrids - a seemingly simple task due to their human-like appearance. However, more often than not, whether it be due to destruction of property, constant unattentiveness or uncontrollable impulsiveness, nearly all hybrids are sooner or later rejected and abandoned by the

Using tzumo as writing practice lmao  

Seven wonderful, stupid young men. Just living their (hella weird) lives. Have fun.

Hurt, abandoned, and thrown. Like some yesterday's trash, the six men were left alone. Cha Hakyeon was a struggling college student who was trying to finish his doctorate degree. Jung Taekwoon was a passionate composer for Jellyfish Entertainment. Lee Jaehwan was a

A JohnTen crack fic.   Jaehyun’s just mindlessly scrolling through NCT’s social media accounts, trying to kill the boredom. After like a million comments from fans all around the world, one certain tweet caught his eye. It was a nicely edited photo collage of Johnny and Ten, with a link and short excerpt of what seemed like a story attached to it. Upon reading the tweet

Cameos, crackships, and dogs, Oh My!   (Look at that great cover. Such photoshop skill!! Much wow)

Sana just wanted to kiss a cute princess, but why did everyone and their toads have to get in her way? Nayeon found the love of her life, but in the form of an amphibian. 

When Im Nayeon accidently blew that kiss to Do Kyungsoo at the awards show.              

All Irene wanted to do was send Seulgi home Preview: "Now let us mate here!" "SEULGI NO"

Kyungsoo has spent his entire life keeping people at a distance until he meets Jongdae and has never detested boundaries more. 

Set adrift on the Dead Sea, things are never going the way Bambam would like; but him and his crew always seem to weather even the most catastrophic of disasters. This particular disaster, their captain is wounded and on the verge of losing his leg. Jinyoung sees fit to put Bambam, Youngjae, and Yugyeom in charge of the helm (as if he had an actual choice). Things are going about as well as one would imagine: Yugyeom and Youngjae are at each others throats, neglect

What will happen, when Jieun, popular anti of BTS, who hates them with all her life is given a chance to be their manager?   'I have no choice...I need the money. I'm going to do this for the money.'   "I'll do it." she says, despite the hatred flowing through her veins.    'I'm doing this for the money.'

Short sequal for “What are You Two Exactly?”. Nancy can’t sleep so she texted Yeonwoo. [A Chat Fic]

The BTS maknae line welcomes you to their chatroom full of randomness and stupidity. Read at your own risk. Username: Park Jimin: Chimmy/Serendipity Kim Taehyung: Vucci/Singularity Jeon Jungkook:  Kookie/Euphoria

Welcome to Velvetcord! This is the group chat of Red Velvet. Mainly focuses on these Red Velvet ships! (SeulRene, JoyRi, WenSeul, WenRene, WenRi, WenJoy, YermSeul)  

Irene was curious about what their fans said that they have red some of Wenrene fanfics and it was awesome to read. What do you think will be her reaction if she saw her own fanfic about her and her co-member wendy?

Seungwan a princess of Cthulhu met the Earthling who has looks of a goddess, with a love potion.                

“Daisy?” JooE calls out, munching on her chips loudly. “Yeah?” “Look”. Intrigued, the rapper follows her gaze and lands on the two visuals, cuddling. JooE turns to Daisy with an alarming glint in her eyes. “Mission: Investigate Gayness commence?” “Commence.” And two devious smirks were formed.

Princess Momo was simply infatuated with the long-haired damsel at the top of the tower. Mina wanted nothing to do with the loud-mouth princess-knight.

--- Kim Jongin definitely isn't head over heels for the hot, blond guy in the cubicle right next to his. Not at all. ---  

The first major news that Wonshik heard upon getting out of the mental hospital was the fact that his sister was dating someone. Agitated, he was more than willing to find out if the boyfriend was good enough. With the help of his five other friends from the mental hospital, they were set to ruin the life of his younger sister's boyfriend.