Set adrift on the Dead Sea, things are never going the way Bambam would like; but him and his crew always seem to weather even the most catastrophic of disasters. This particular disaster, their captain is wounded and on the verge of losing his leg. Jinyoung sees fit to put Bambam, Youngjae, and Yugyeom in charge of the helm (as if he had an actual choice). Things are going about as well as one would imagine: Yugyeom and Youngjae are at each others throats, neglecting their roles, and Bambam is going to get them wrapped around an iceberg. 

Also the Bangtan Boogers pay a visit, and a limping, blood-crusted Captain Jaebum is not amused.

A/N: Just something I posted for 7fics. One of the few crack fills that wasn't completely strangled in my angsty hands. -Mia