The Queer Life of Kwon Yuri

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This is a CRACK fic. Made purely out of randomness and weirdness and things you've never thought of reading but probably crossed your mind once or twice. No main plot whatsoever. So don't take this seriously. I'm serious. Don't take this seriously.

 

 

Kay. Here we go.

 

Characters:

The Queers

 

Kwon Yuri

Hyperactive Unexpectedly Conservative Mafia Daughter

 

Kim Taeyeon

Nose Bleeding ert

 

Choi Sooyoung

Conceited Shikshin

 

Kim Hyoyeon

Rude Troll

 

The Queens

Jessica Jung

Dictator

 

Hwang Tiffany

Religious Hot Chick

 

Im Yoona

Actress/Minion to any Mischief

 

Lee Sunny

Aegyo Queen with a Twist

 

Seo Juhyun

Uptight Gangstah

 

 

Foreword

 

Hey. What’s up? What’s up with that saying anyway? ‘What’s up’ If you take it literally, you’d be looking ‘UP’ right? Why don’t people say what’s down? Is it cooler if it’s UP? Oh yea. A lot of UP is cooler. When you’re UP on popularity, UP on the honor’s list, UP on your job, UP on your game, even a man’s d*ck when it’s UP.

 

Speaking of a man’s d*ck, I ‘dated’ a boy before. It was nice for awhile until something poked my leg one time when we were watching Mickey Mouse on TV. What? I was 8 at the time. I’m allowed to watch Mickey Mouse!  ANYWAY, it ended up with him showing me his ‘precious baby gun’ and I almost puked of how ugly it was. I remember myself shouting.

 

“WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?!”

“IT ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIS! EVEN YOUR DAD’S!”

“WHY IS YOURS DARK AND SO TINY!?”

 

Yep. I said it. The very sentence that could make a boy’s confidence plummet down the sink. So he ended up running to the door crying. And I swore by then that I wouldn’t date a guy with a d*ck anymore. God was I traumatized. But never did I know that only GIRLS didn’t have d*cks.

 

 

 

 

 

And that’s how I started my life of being Queer. Well, I was always odd anyway.

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11/7 - Taeyeon's Egg Yolk was written and completed like 4 months ago lmao I was supposed to postpone updating until I've written the next part but miss Jessica Jung decided to trigger my yulsic heart so here it is.

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crizxii29 #1
Chapter 50: Author where dafak r u
Eris78
#2
Chapter 45: LMFAO!
Eris78
#3
Chapter 16: If ShinYoungie was actually the one in charge of that group…she’d probably have a whole liquor cabinet in arms’ length.
Eris78
#4
Chapter 14: LMFAOOOO, WTF. I’d pay money to see that.
Eris78
#5
Chapter 5: LMFAOOOOO! I forgot how much fun this crack fic is.
Kkomofam #6
Chapter 50: This is my fourth time reading this story, and everytime it always made me crack. Gosh... i hope you're back author. Please don't abandon this story
Muse_Lover #7
Chapter 50: So many chaos and madness!
With amazingly crack romance as well!
Please update soon~
I miss yulsic so much!
Thank you~
SevenL
#8
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SevenL
#9
Chapter 5: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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SevenL
#10
Chapter 5: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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