Hunnie <[email protected]> 2014/09/10 17:25
To: <[email protected]>

Subject: Sorry hyung!

Hey D.O. hyung,

I wasn't actually upset with you or anything. I was hanging out with Kai at lunch and completely forgot to reply. Sorry, so how did tutoring go yesterday? You didn't text me any updates, does that mean you actually managed to speak to him without insulting him? You really are a unique hyung, aren't you? Let me know how it went?

Speak to you soon!

Hunnie

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D.O. <[email protected]> 2014/09/10 21:07
To: <[email protected]>

Subject: Re: Sorry hyung!

Hi Hunnie..

I'm glad you weren't actually upset with me.. Because I don't think I could be friends with someone who was such a pansy.. Haha..

But yeah.. So things were a bit better yesterday.. I did manage to speak to him and not offend him.. I explained to him that I'm not a very social person and then apologised.. He seemed to accept my apology and he's actually really not that stupid.. I just think he has a poor attention span.. He checks his phone a lot.. But when he finally concentrates with no distractions.. He doesn't do half bad..

And he really is breathtakingly stunning.. I really can't grasp how someone can be so perfect looking.. And the best thing is.. He's not like arrogant about it.. I think he knows he's good looking.. I mean how could he not.. He's not blind.. But he doesn't act like his looks should earn him some sort of special treatment.. And he doesn't look at me like I'm ugly or worthless.. He's always so kind to me.. He's also told me about how he really wants to do well in school.. So I'm going to try my best to help him.. And at least I won't have to worry about Operation Notice Me Kohai anymore.. I've just got to concentrate on formulating full sentences and convincing him that I'm not completely socially inept.. Despite what his first impressions probably are of me.. Oh dearie me.. I still can't believe I asked him if he was mentally slow..

How are things with you and Kai? Going well I assume?

- D.O.

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18 Sep 2014 20:38
From: Hunnie
How's it going?

18 Sep 2014 22:12
From: D.O.
Anything in particular?

18 Sep 2014 22:12
From: Hunnie
Life?

18 Sep 2014 22:13
From: D.O.
Well.. I'm alive..

18 Sep 2014 22:13
From: Hunnie
Good to hear.

18 Sep 2014 22:13
From: D.O.
What's new with you?

18 Sep 2014 22:14
From: Hunnie
Nothing much, you?

18 Sep 2014 22:15
From: D.O.
Yeah.. Things with Nini have been going well.. We're having actual conversations where I do the talking rather than just me listening to him and nodding along..

18 Sep 2014 22:16
From: Hunnie
I'm proud of you, hyung.

18 Sep 2014 22:16
From: D.O.
Thanks.. How about you two? Have you dropped the L word yet?

18 Sep 2014 22:16
From: Hunnie
No, not yet. It's too soon, it hasn't even been a month yet. I don't want to scare him away.

18 Sep 2014 22:17
From: D.O.
But things are going well?

18 Sep 2014 22:18
From: Hunnie
It's the best. I still kinda can't believe it sometimes. Like, I look at him and I just think, wow, is this really my boyfriend?

18 Sep 2014 22:19
From: D.O.
How sweet..

18 Sep 2014 22:19
From: Hunnie
He catches me staring at him sometimes, and then he blushes. It's like the most precious thing ever.

18 Sep 2014 22:20
From: D.O.
Sounds really cute.. I think Nini catches me staring at him too.. But he doesn't blush.. I think it makes him feel self conscious though.. As if he thinks that he's got something on his face.. Because he keeps touching it..

18 Sep 2014 22:21
From: Hunnie
Hahaha. Stop staring at him so much, what if he think you're a creeper?

18 Sep 2014 22:21
From: D.O.
Haha.. It might be too late already.. Oops..

18 Sep 2014 22:21
From: Hunnie
You never know, he might find it endearing.

18 Sep 2014 22:21
From: Hunnie
Oh and about my dance performance

18 Sep 2014 22:22
From: D.O.
Yes?

18 Sep 2014 22:22
From: Hunnie
I know I was supposed to send you the show, but I found out that the footage file was corrupt so we don't actually have any videos of it. I'm super bummed out, but what can you do right?

18 Sep 2014 22:23
From: D.O.
That's a shame.. I don't think I told you about Nini's dance show..

18 Sep 2014 22:23
From: Hunnie
He was in a dance show? Did you watch him and undress him with your eyes?

18 Sep 2014 22:24
From: D.O.
Nah.. Unfortunately I wasn't able to make it.. I heard it was really good though.. I heard he was amazing though.. Him and his dance partner.. Friend.. Or whatever..

18 Sep 2014 22:24
From: Hunnie
Milk Boy?

18 Sep 2014 22:25
From: D.O.
Yeah.. Him..

18 Sep 2014 22:25
From: Hunnie
Well maybe since you missed it, why don't you can ask him to give you a private performance?

18 Sep 2014 22:25
From: D.O.
Hunnie!

18 Sep 2014 22:25
From: Hunnie
Don't act like you wouldn't enjoy it.

18 Sep 2014 22:25
From: D.O.
That's not the point..

18 Sep 2014 22:26
From: Hunnie
It's alright to have fantasies, hyung.

18 Sep 2014 22:26
From: D.O.
And that's all it'll ever be.. Just a fantasy..

18 Sep 2014 22:26
From: Hunnie
Well, it's up to you to do something about it.

18 Sep 2014 22:26
From: D.O.
I know.. I know..

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20 Sep 2014 15:43
From: D.O.
Hunnie.. Can I call you?

20 Sep 2014 15:43
From: D.O.
Is it a good time?

20 Sep 2014 15:45
From: Hunnie
Actually, I'm with Kai at the moment, D.O. hyung.

20 Sep 2014 15:45
From: D.O.
Oki.. Never mind..

20 Sep 2014 15:45
From: Hunnie
Is everything okay?

20 Sep 2014 15:45
From: D.O.
No.. It's not..

20 Sep 2014 15:46
From: D.O.
But it's fine..

20 Sep 2014 15:46
From: D.O.
I'll be fine..

20 Sep 2014 15:46
From: Hunnie
Are you sure?

20 Sep 2014 15:46
From: D.O.
Yes.. Go spend time with Kai.. I'm sorry if I disturbed you..

20 Sep 2014 15:47
From: Hunnie
I'm going to give you a quick call okay?

20 Sep 2014 15:47
From: D.O.
No! Don't bother.. I don't want to take time away from you and Kai..

20 Sep 2014 15:48
From: Hunnie
But you sound really upset, hyung.

20 Sep 2014 15:48
From: D.O.
I'm fine.. Honest..

20 Sep 2014 15:48
From: Hunnie
I don't believe you.

20 Sep 2014 15:48
From: D.O.
Stop wasting time on me!

20 Sep 2014 15:49
From: Hunnie
You're not a waste of time, hyung.

20 Sep 2014 16:14
From: Hunnie
That's it.

20 Sep 2014 16:14
From: Hunnie
I'm ringing you.

20 Sep 2014 16:14
From: Hunnie
You'd better pick up.

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Hunnie <[email protected]> 2014/09/20 23:31
To: <[email protected]>

Subject: Hope you're feeling better

D.O. hyung,

How are you feeling? I'm really sorry to hear about Nini.. But at least you found out that he has a boyfriend before you fell too deep, right? Geez, that sounds really insensitive. I'm in no way trying to belittle your feelings for him. I know you really liked him. But what I'm trying to say is, it's better that you found out sooner rather than later?

I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help, I'm kinda useless in these kinds of situations. I never know what to say, as demonstrated above. I hope you're feeling better. But I really do believe that you'll find your special someone, even if it isn't Nini.

You might be feeling hurt now, but I promise you that you'll feel better and in time, this feeling will be a distant memory. Do you remember when I told you that humans are really good at adapting? So even if you feel like you won't be able to get over this, just give it time. Just take your time to process what you're feeling and you'll bounce back from this.

Just remember that I'm always here for you if you need to talk. I'm sorry that you had to see Nini kissing his boyfriend, that Milk Boy. Did you have suspicions before that they were dating? You did say that they were really close right?

You'd better spout anymore crap about not being good enough or being too slow. I really believe that things happen for a reason, so if it didn't work out with Nini, I truly think that there is something even better in store for you in the future. Just you wait, D.O. hyung. You'll see and I'll just be like, I told you so. It's going to happen, I know it is.

Sorry, I'm all over the place. Basically I just wanted to let you know that I'm here if you want to talk and that I hope you're feeling better (I'm pretty sure at this point, I'm just repeating what I've already said. Well done, Hunnie, way to be articulate). And of course, if you don't want to talk about you, we don't have to. We can talk about anything you want to. We can talk about absolutely anything. Like, why did people even think to drink cow's milk or eat eggs. I mean, it did come out of a hen's you know what. And who created language? Why is it so complex and like, how did it evolve to what it is today? Doesn't it amaze you how like these words are currently having meaning to you right now (well I hope it does). Like it's super crazy. Or is it just me? (Please don't say it's just me).

And another thing, when I was with Kai today, we went out for pizza. And he asked me something about pizza, and it's not the first time I've heard someone ask the question. The question, or wonderment (is that a word?) basically is this: why is pizza in the shape of a circle, why are pizza slices cut into the shape of triangles and why does it come in a square box?

Isn't it obvious? Because it is to me. The reason why it's circle is because when you're rolling out the dough, it's easiest to roll it out into a circle. Not that I'm an expert in pizza base making or anything, but just think about it for a second. You knead the dough and then you shape it into a ball, you flatten it with a rolling pin and you rotate it and keep thinning out the dough until you reach your desired thickness. You rotate the base every now and then to keep the thickness even and it pretty much takes a circular shape? Right?

Okay, onto why it's cut into triangles. Well, if you want even-ish slices, you'd cut it through the centre, you're not going to cut it in squares now are you? And cutting it into squares will result in an unfair crust to topping ratio, so cutting it through the centre is the most logical way forward?

Now onto why they're in square boxes. Firstly, the boxes come flat packed and then you fold it into a 3D box shape, right? (I hope you're following this). Can you imagine trying to put a round box together? Like how would that even work? Like, wouldn't it be harder to construct a circle box than a square box? Am I making any sense? No? Well, basically what I'm trying to say is that it's easier to fold up a rectangular/square box than it is to fold a circle box. I wouldn't even know how to begin folding a circular box from a flat piece of cardboard, like what?

Speaking of what, what the hell did I just type out to you? What the hell am I talking about?! Omg, I am so sorry. But yes, these are some of the things that I think about and what thought processes go on in that weird head of mine. And just for the record, I did not say this to Kai today, because I would most likely be single right now if I had. I have no idea why I'm telling you though. Maybe you'll stop talking to me now that you've discovered that I'm actually a freak. I understand if I never hear from you again. Once again, sincere apologies.

Please don't stop talking to me,
Hunnie

P.S. I hope you're feeling better (and I really don't have some kind of pizza , I swear).

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A/N: And I'm baaaack. Yay ^^

And yes, this chapter is why this fic is pizza "themed". I'm fail and so much lame, I know. I am also for hurting Soo. >< But Hunnie was right, things do happen for a reason ;)

Thanks for reading guys, hope you didnt all abandon me whilst I was on holiday (and having insects go to town on me, itching like a mofo yo).

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