21 Mar 2014 18:45
From: Unknown Number
Hi Kai, you don't know me but we have a mutual friend in common, Park Chanyeol? He's the one who gave me your number, I hope you don't mind. I was having a bit of trouble with the dance choreography and was wondering if we could practice together? It's alright if you're too busy though, I'll understand. And sorry if I'm disturbing you. Enjoy the rest of your evening, and see you at dance class!

21 Mar 2014 18:46
From: Unknown Number
Oh it's Hunnie btw.

21 Mar 2014 19:23
From: Kai
Er.. I think your friend gave you the wrong number? This isn't Kai..

21 Mar 2014 19:52
From: Hunnie?
Oh, well this isn't awkward at all. Thanks for letting me know. Sorry for the inconvenience.

21 Mar 2014 19:54
From: NOT Kai
Don't worry about it.. And good luck with dance class..

21 Mar 2014 19:57
From: Hunnie?
Thank you kind stranger! Well, goodnight.

21 Mar 2014 19:58
From: NOT Kai
Night..

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30 Mar 2014 15:26
From: NOT Kai
Er.. I think you dialled me last night.. Or should I say this morning?

30 Mar 2014 16:08
From: Hunnie?
Omg, I'm so sorry!

30 Mar 2014 16:40
From: NOT Kai
Don't worry about it..

30 Mar 2014 16:43
From: Hunnie?
You must think I'm a total loser.

30 Mar 2014 16:43
From: NOT Kai
I don't think that at all..

30 Mar 2014 16:44
From: Hunnie?
You're a really nice guy, do you know that?

30 Mar 2014 16:44
From: Hunnie?
Oh wait, or girl.

30 Mar 2014 16:44
From: Hunnie?
I actually don't know anything about you, what if you're a 50-year-old paedo creeper?

30 Mar 2014 16:45
From: Hunnie?
And I just called you a paedo creeper.

30 Mar 2014 16:45
From: Hunnie?
Omg, please don't post my number everyone online with something like “Call this number for free ”.

30 Mar 2014 16:46
From: Hunnie?
What the hell am I saying?!

30 Mar 2014 16:48
From: NOT Kai
You're cute.. No.. I'm not a paedo creeper (at least I don't see myself as one).. I'm an eighteen year old high school student.. Living a pretty mundane life.. Just trying to get through senior year..

30 Mar 2014 16:50
From: Hunnie?
And what if you're just saying that to fool me into believing you're just an average high school senior, but in reality, you're a paedo creeper trying to pick up high school kids?

30 Mar 2014 16:51
From: NOT Kai
You're the one who contacted me first.. Remember?

30 Mar 2014 16:51
From: Hunnie?
Oh right, yeah.

30 Mar 2014 16:52
From: NOT Kai
So did you manage to get Kai's number in the end?

30 Mar 2014 16:54
From: Hunnie?
Yeah I did, my friend just has chicken handwriting where his 7s look like 4s.

30 Mar 2014 16:54
From: Hunnie?
What's your name by the way, you're currently saved as “Not Kai”?

30 Mar 2014 16:58
From: NOT Kai
Should I be giving out my name to a complete stranger? I don't know man.. You could be some fifty year paedo creeper pretending to need help with dance?

30 Mar 2014 16:59
From: Hunnie?
I'm not! My friends call me Hunnie and I'm 17, currently a junior in high school. Just trying not to make a complete and utter fool out of myself in front of my crush.

30 Mar 2014 17:01
From: NOT Kai
And your crush is this Kai dude?

30 Mar 2014 17:01
From: Hunnie?
(Yes).

30 Mar 2014 17:02
From: Hunnie?
So what do you say “Not Kai”? Unless you're fine with being called that?

30 Mar 2014 17:15
From: NOT Kai
You can save me under “D.O.”

30 Mar 2014 17:19
From: Hunnie?
Done. Well, I've got to go to dance class now, enjoy your day, D.O. hyung!

30 Mar 2014 17:21
From: D.O.
Thanks.. Enjoy dance class.. Hunnie..

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04 Apr 2014 18:07
From: D.O.
How was dance? I hope you don't mind my texting you..

04 Apr 2014 18:16
From: Hunnie
Hey, D.O. hyung! And of course I don't mind you texting me, I was the one who disturbed you first. Dance is good, thanks for asking. How about you, hyung? How are you?

04 Apr 2014 18:18
From: D.O.
Still breathing.. I guess that's good?

04 Apr 2014 18:18
From: Hunnie
That doesn't sound too good if you're phrasing it like that, hyung

04 Apr 2014 18:21
From: D.O.
No.. I'm oki.. Please don't worry about me.. I'm just tired from pulling an all nighter.. Really.. I'm oki..

04 Apr 2014 18:25
From: Hunnie
Please look after yourself, hyung. Senior year does not sound like fun at all.

04 Apr 2014 18:25
From: D.O.
It's not.. Make the most of being a junior 'kay?

04 Apr 2014 18:26
From: Hunnie
I will, thanks hyung! But maybe you should find a hobby to relieve your stress? What about dance? You can try dancing, dancing is so much fun.

04 Apr 2014 18:27
From: D.O.
I really can't dance.. Like at all.. And I do have hobby.. I just haven't had the time these days..

04 Apr 2014 18:27
From: Hunnie
You do? What is it?

04 Apr 2014 18:28
From: D.O.
I like to sing.. I'm not the best.. But I'd like to think that I can hold a decent tune..

04 Apr 2014 18:28
From: Hunnie
Hyung, if you enjoy singing, you should really make the time for it. You know what they say – all work and no play?

04 Apr 2014 18:29
From: D.O.
Am I really supposed to be taking advice from a junior?

04 Apr 2014 18:29
From: Hunnie
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. You're right, you're the hyung, you're supposed to be the wiser one. With age comes wisdom and all that crap.

04 Apr 2014 18:30
From: Hunnie
I mean, not crap.

04 Apr 2014 18:30
From: Hunnie
There I go, putting my big foot in my mouth.

04 Apr 2014 18:41
From: D.O.
Haha.. It's oki Hunnie.. I wasn't insulted.. And I think your word vomit is endearing..

04 Apr 2014 18:42
From: Hunnie
It doesn't really sound like it, “word vomit” sounds gross.

04 Apr 2014 18:42
From: D.O.
You really are cute.

04 Apr 2014 18:43
From: Hunnie
I'd like to think so.

04 Apr 2014 18:43
From: D.O.
So how are things with your crush? Any progress?

04 Apr 2014 18:44
From: Hunnie
Oh, it's going pretty well, D.O. hyung! We've become friends and we've hung out outside of school, just the two of us! I'm not sure if he likes me or anything, but I'm just happy to be able to spend time with him.

04 Apr 2014 18:44
From: D.O.
Young love.. Must be nice..

04 Apr 2014 18:45
From: Hunnie
You sound like a gramps when you're only a year older than me. What about you, hyung? Do you have your eye on anybody? Maybe you can relieve a little stress with someone (if you catch my drift)?

04 Apr 2014 18:54
From: D.O.
Yes.. Hunnie.. I catch your drift.. And you're too young to be thinking like that.. Cleanse your mind 'kay? And there is someone that I like.. He's a junior like you.. But he doesn't know that I exist.. I've been..

04 Apr 2014 18:55
From: D.O.
Observing him from a distance..?

04 Apr 2014 18:55
From: Hunnie
So you're not a paedo, but you are a creeper. I was right, I have killer instincts.

04 Apr 2014 18:56
From: D.O.
You might have killer instincts but what about common sense? What does it say about you if you're talking to a creeper?

04 Apr 2014 18:56
From: Hunnie
Well, you're not creeping /me/ so it's all good. Besides, I like talking to you, even if you are a creeper.

04 Apr 2014 18:57
From: D.O.
You're too much.. Hunnie.. You really are..

04 Apr 2014 18:57
From: Hunnie
But you like talking to me too so in your face!

04 Apr 2014 18:57
From: D.O.
You're such a brat..

04 Apr 2014 18:58
From: Hunnie
And you're a gramps!

04 Apr 2014 19:10
From: Hunnie
But back on topic, who's this junior? What's his name? Tell me more about him!

04 Apr 2014 19:11
From: D.O.
I don't know much about him to be honest.. I call him Nini.. And he's by far the most beautiful person in my high school.. Needless to say he's also the most popular guy in my high school..

04 Apr 2014 19:11
From: Hunnie
How cliché, D.O hyung. Who knew you would be swayed by a pretty face?

04 Apr 2014 19:12
From: D.O.
Shut it.. You don't know actually know me remember? We're just faceless people who happen to be talking due to the fact that you can't tell the difference between a seven and a four..

04 Apr 2014 19:12
From: Hunnie
Hey! It's really not my fault! If you saw Chanyeol's handwriting, you'd understand!

04 Apr 2014 19:13
From: D.O.
And if I'm completely honest with you.. I'm still not convinced that you're not a fifty year old paedo creeper.

04 Apr 2014 19:13
From: Hunnie
I'm not! And I'm not the one who sounds like an 80-year-old gramps!

04 Apr 2014 19:14
From: D.O.
I do not sound like a gramps.. Stop calling me that.. I'm only a year older than you..

04 Apr 2014 19:14
From: Hunnie
Then start sounding like a hyung instead of a harabeoji.

04 Apr 2014 19:14
From: D.O.
Yah!

04 Apr 2014 19:14
From: D.O.
You still need to respect your hyung!

04 Apr 2014 19:15
From: Hunnie
Yes (harabeoji).

04 Apr 2014 19:15
From: D.O.
YAH!

04 Apr 2014 19:15
From: Hunnie
You're too easy, hyung.

04 Apr 2014 19:15
From: D.O.
Shut it..

04 Apr 2014 19:16
From: Hunnie
Tell me about Nini? How long have you liked him? Why don't you introduce yourself to him? What is he like? Is he nice? Is he single? What do you like about him?

04 Apr 2014 19:17
From: D.O.
You.. Ask way too many questions.. And I'm not going to answer any of them..

04 Apr 2014 19:17
From: Hunnie
Ah, you're not fair, D.O. hyung! What if I tell you about Kai? Will you tell me about you and Nini?

04 Apr 2014 19:18
From: D.O.
Who says I want to listen to you gush about Kai?

04 Apr 2014 19:18
From: Hunnie
-pouts-

04 Apr 2014 19:18
From: D.O.
You know typing aegyo is not very effective at all.. How can you try to use aegyo on me when I have no idea what you look like?

04 Apr 2014 19:19
From: Hunnie
I KNEW IT! You really are a paedo! You just want me to send pictures of my minor face so you can get off on it.

04 Apr 2014 19:19
From: D.O.
If I really were a paedo.. You just texted me something super inappropriate.. And I don't want you to send pictures of yourself.. I told you.. I have a crush on someone already..

04 Apr 2014 19:20
From: Hunnie
If that person really exists.

04 Apr 2014 19:21
From: D.O.
And how do I know if Kai is not just some fictitious character?

04 Apr 2014 19:21
From: Hunnie
He's not! He's super hot! I can show you pictures of him if you want?

04 Apr 2014 19:22
From: D.O.
And now you're offering to send pictures of your supposedly hot crush to a stranger? What would he think about that?

04 Apr 2014 19:23
From: Hunnie
Hyung, you're confusing me.

04 Apr 2014 19:23
From: D.O.
Am I really your hyung?

04 Apr 2014 19:23
From: D.O.
Are you really seventeen?

04 Apr 2014 19:23
From: Hunnie
Yes.

04 Apr 2014 19:24
From: D.O.
Then I'm your hyung..

04 Apr 2014 19:24
From: Hunnie
And you're not an ahjussi?

04 Apr 2014 19:24
From: D.O.
No..

04 Apr 2014 19:24
From: Hunnie
Okay.

04 Apr 2014 19:58
From: D.O.
So neither of us are erted middle aged men?

04 Apr 2014 19:59
From: Hunnie
It would seem not.

04 Apr 2014 19:59
From: D.O.
Oki..

04 Apr 2014 19:59
From: Hunnie
I'm glad we got that cleared up.

04 Apr 2014 20:00
From: D.O.
Me too..

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A/N: Yes, I've started a new fic. Yes, I'm crazy. But I had these Sesoo feels that I just couldn't ignore. And there's not enough fics with them.. So I just had to. Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoy~

This fic is going to have a strict updating schedule. I'll be updating on Mondays and Fridays - so youll know exactly when there'll be a new chapter ^^

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