Author's Note:

Yes, I hear you all: "WHAT THE HELL IS THE AUTHOR NOTE DOING ALL THE WAY UP HERE???"

Lemme explain myself: 1) Before you read I want you to take note of the times in the messages. They're kinda important (plus a bish to edit lol)

2) For those of you who don't know Chinese/Korean, Sehun (in my fic) saves Tao's contact as Taozi Gongju. Taozi means peach in Chinese and Gongju means princess in Korean, so basically he's Princess Peach. Lol. It's official anyway, because Tao is a Disney princess now:

Anyways, enjoy the mayo!

Taozi Gongju:
Hun-ah... _23:05 

Yes what you can't just say my name and put dot dot dot at the end. _23:17 

Taozi Gongju sent an image. _23:18
Taozi Gongju:

Oh em GEE Tao can you not send me screenshots of your snapchats it's not like I didn't get it on Snapchat you twerp. _23:24
And what the did you want, Kkamjong and I are watching The King's Speech and you're interrupting my personal time with a certain charming Mr. Firth. _23:24

Taozi Gongju:
But you didn't screenshot it... _23:25

Why would I want to? I have 52 other selcas that you've sent me in my phone, if I wanted to see your face for amusement purposes or an ego boost I would have opened up any one of them. _23:37
And just tell me what you want. I don't want to miss the scene where Colin Firth swears. It's hot. _23:37

Taozi Gongju:
It's about Yifan... _23:38

Who the is Yoda _23:44
Yifan* sorey autocorrect _23:44
Sorry not sorey _23:44
Hey I made a pun _23:45 

Taozi Gongju:
I don't get it... _23:45

Sigh. Nevermind. Too smart for you. _23:49
Anyhoo, who's yifan _23:49

Taozi Gongju:
My roommate... _23:49

OOOH now we talking. I asked Kkamjong to pause the movie, this better be good. _23:56
Jongin says hi beeteedubs _23:56

Taozi Gongju:
Hi Jonginie ^.^ _23:57
Well... I don't know... I think I... am in love with him. _23:57

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAH _23:57
WHAT THE _23:58
Good one Tao, you almost got me. Almost. _23:58

Taozi Gongju:
I'm not joking Hun-ah... _23:58 

You serious? _00:06 

Taozi Gongju:
Yes! ... _00:07

Oh. _00:07
Well. _00:07
Crap. _00:08
This is awkward. _00:08
Does he know? _00:08

Taozi Gongju:
Yifan? No... _00:08

Also I swear you were terrified of him coming within fifty meters radius of you for the past two weeks? What the hell happened? _00:08

Taozi Gongju:
He turned out to be Chinese... And he's really nice... _00:09

Details Tao, details. _00:09 

Taozi Gongju:
I only got home two hours and fifty minutes ago and he shouted at me, then I shouted back at him in Chinese and cried, so he hugged me and said sorry even though I smell like your socks and he smells so good, and then he told me he was both Chinese and Canadian and that's it... _00:11
Hello...? _00:17
Hun-ah...? _00:21

Hush child. I'm talking to your mother. _00:22
"The good news is, your son is not aual as you feared when you shipped him all the way from China. The even better news is, he's gay like me! Please rely on family-but-not-really-family like Jongin to continue our bloodline OH WAIT HES FREAKING GAY TOO." _00:22

Taozi Gongju:
I didn't get shipped here, I flew on a plane... _00:23
And Jonginie is gay too...? _00:24 

Hmm well about that, our Jongin is in deep denial about it, yet he stopped answering my calls and texts because he was too busy escorting a guy he's never met before in his life home. Plus he let him sleep on his shoulder which has my label on it. I specifically told him unless there's an emergency his trapezius muscle belongs to Oh Sehun. _00:26
If it's not love at first sight I don't know what it is. _00:26
Your mother says as long as she has grandkids some way or another she doesn't care. _00:27 

Taozi Gongju:
How can two men have children...? _00:27

Well. That. You'll have to ask your roommate slash future husband slash future father of your kids. _00:27
But first get him checked. Are you sure his nose is functioning properly or even functioning at all? _00:27