In which...
Tao is a sleep deprived kitten who thinks he's a wolf.
Kris is an engineer who has a for cute things.
Luhan is a psychopathic deer who likes mayonnaise.
Sehun has a conjoined twin and likes talking to himself.
Kai is Sehun's twin and is all ghetto and sheit.
Kyungsoo is a Catholic school boy who likes creeping on people.
Chanyeol is a giant toddler who loves Captain Underpants.
Baekhyun is a diva who is obsessed with butts.
Lay is a unicorn who has a drug problem.
Suho is an old zookeeper who protects magical creatures.
Chen is a troll who has special bonds with seagulls.
Xiumin is a twerk team captain who is looking for new recruits.

They have all boarded the ship to EXOplanet for various reasons, but it crashes onto a deserted planet when they're still miles from home...