o7. Tao

Kris: ^{*suddenly realizes something*} Wait..Tao is a boy..why is he pregnant?

Tao: That is what I want to tell all of you!^{*freaking out*}

Apparently, for some unknown reason, everyone has gathered.

Kai:And the truth comes out..^*laughs*

Tao: You knew?!^{*glares at Kai*}

Kai: ^{*looks somewhere else*} oh..Kyungiee..let's eat Kimchi!!!

D.O: I seriously have nothing to do with this kid.^{*points at Kai and leaves*}

Kai: D.O!! My sweet sweet D.O!!

D.O: Get Away from me!

Luhan: It was LostHuman's Idea!

LostHuman: Stop blaming me..it was your idea..^{*silently takes out my phone* *looks at all of you*} Should I make another one?..^*grins*

EXO: We heard that!

Tao: but this time please don't use me as a subject of an unknown pregnancy!

LostHuman: Should I have used Kris instead.

Kris: No.

Lay: what are we talking about here?

LostHuman: That Kris is pregnant.^{*magically disappears*}

Lay: You-Duizhang?

Kris: YiXing, I'm a dude.

Chen: He's a dude..wait what's a dude?

Xiumin: Dude is a four letter word that ends with e..

Chanyeol: and starts with D..

Baekhyun: which can be turned into a daddy..

Lay: ^*confused*

Kris: don't listen to them 

Lay: ^*confused* So..Kris is Pregnant. Tao's the Dude?

Tao: No.

Lay: what are we talking about?