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o5. EXO

Things inside the dorm were in a complete mess even those who live there is in total chaos..^{*insert sad music here*}

There's a Panda mom holding close his baby Zizi and a Dragon dad who is about to file bankruptcy due to all the Gucci collection that the Panda mom made him buy....

There's also this ever so complicated couple who would spend their day with each other but being total opposites they would fight..The big Giant plus a sizzling Bacon makes the house go wild for their random couple fights..but this time its serious...

Plus there's also this forgetful Unicorn who kept on crying because he was or is not married to the Guardian...

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Luhan: ^{*shouts at me*}  stop being overly dramatic go on with the story

Me: then you write! ^{*closes the door to my room and continued typing*}

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[back to the story]

Tao: ^*mumbling*

Kris: ^{*looks at Tao*} what is it now...

Tao: Uhhh..we forgot to buy milk for Zizi

Kris: milk? for a stuffed toy? seriously? what brand of milk?

Tao: Gucci Milk..^*smiles*

Kris: there's no such thing as Gucci Milk..

Tao: *looks at Kris* Then make one..or else you baby Zizi and I won't talk to you.^{*pouts and enters his and Kris' room*}

Kris: The fudge!

Kai: better produce those Gucci milk..*sniggers*

Kris: Shut up Kai!

Kai: ^{*walks away and heads to D.O who was still comforting Baekhyun*}

Kris: ^{*gets Tao's old Gucci stuffs and puts it inside a shredder*} This would be fine for Gucci Milk, right?

meanwhile back at the living room..

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Suho: ^{*sits beside Lay*} Lay....

Lay: ^{*still crying*}

Suho: stop crying please.....

Lay: ^{*cries more*} we're not married, you're not pregnant...why should I be happy?..^*cries*

Suho: ^{*shakes head and thinks: kids these days are enjoying OTP pairings too much* *stands up and gets something*}

Lay: ^{*still crying*} what is that?..

Suho: ^{*takes Lay's hand*} This is our wedding ring..wait I mean temporary wedding ring.. ^{*Ties the red ribbon on Lay's ring finger*} See I also have one..^{*shows Lay his ribbon*}

Lay: ^{*tears stops on falling*}

Suho: ^*smiles* and tomorrow lets go look for Unicorn babies at the mall..

Lay: ^*smiles* promise I won't forget,,^{*Hugs Suho*}

Suho: ^{*smiles* *whispers*} The things that I do just to see him smile...

Chanyeol: ^{*sees Shuo and Lay*}..Baekhyunnie!!!!!!!!

Sehun: ^{*accidentaly sees SuHo and Lay*} I think I'm about to puke.

Suho: shut up maknae.