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Iam$uHo invited ChenIshAssssumm & CrispyUnicorn in the room.

ChenishAssssumm accepted the invite.

 

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                   Have you seen Lay?

Do I look like a Lost and Found booth to you? Chen 89,

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                   No. But..

Then why are you asking me? Chen 89,

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                   Why are you so grumpy?

Do I look like one of Snow White's dwarf? Chen 89,

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                   ...........

Now you're speechless? Chen 89,

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                   Did you eat or drink something strange?

Do I look like someone that would eat something weird? Chen 89,

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                   Are you ok?

No. I'm Korean Chen 89,

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                   Are you drunk?

Do I look like I'm drunk? Chen 89,

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                   You sound stupid.

You smell weird. Chen 89,

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                   Have you thought about your future?.
                   If you'll still be like that you'll end up all on your own.

....... Chen 89,

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                   Chen?.

Shut up. I'm thinking about my future. Chen 89,

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                   .....

Argh!. Chen 89,

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                   What happened?
My head hurts because I'm thinking about my future.. Chen 89,
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                   You only thought about it for 0.3 seconds.
Exactly, now stop making me think.. Chen 89,
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                   You're stupid -_-.
I'm not stupid, I'm just lazy to show how smart I am. Chen 89,
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                   -_-
                   What are you doing now?
I'm lying in my bed wondering if I should get up and pee. Chen 89,
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                   ........
Should I?. Chen 89,
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                   You should. I bet that's why you're being grumpy.
Nah. I'll just wait for tomorrow. Chen 89,

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                    You're lazy..

I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy & time. Chen 89,

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                   Time?. What has time got to do with..

Time is money. Money is the root of evilChen 89,
Knowledge is power                     
Therefore procrastination is the key to world peace                   

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                   What?

I'm saving Earth by procrastinating. Chen 89,

 

 

CrispyUnicorn accepted the invite.

 

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                   Lay?

Where have you been?. Chen 89,

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                   I got lost.

 

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                   Lost where?

 

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                   Inside our dorm.

You should have just entered this chat room  Chen 89,
and asked me for directions                     

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                   I forgot to click the accept button.

 

 

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                   ......
                  Lay, have you thought about your future?

Suho, don't tell me you have been chatting Chen 89,
everyone in our group just to ask that question.                  

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                   No.

 

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                   No?

........ Chen 89,

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                   No what?
                   What are we talking about?

 

Scroll up and read the messages Chen 89,

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                   I forgot how to scroll up.

 

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                   I asked if you've thought about your future.

Suho. Chen 89,

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                   what?.

Ask me that question again. Chen 89,

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                   Have you thought about your future?

Have you thought about getting taller?. Chen 89,

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                   -_-
                    Talking to you is pointless

 

Iam$uHo left the room

 

Finally. Chen 89,

 

ChenIshAssssumm left the room

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                   Hey guys! I now remembered how to scroll up.^^
                   Guys?
                   Suho?
                   Chen?

 


 

 

 

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xolovekpop_isabella #1
Chapter 5: HAHA!! LAY!!!
CatBeEmpty #2
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE IT!!!! XDDDDD
b-mine4ever #3
Chapter 35: Whatever he decides, whatever happens, he will still be our beloved galaxy_fanfan, a dragon in the galaxy, and kris himself in our hearts. Let's just hope for the best guys. Smile and think positive and everything will be alright.
YOUstories #4
Chapter 33: Just read this (sigh) hope there would still be a dragon :(
Thefanficwriter
#5
lmao I love this! Well done :D
exoHUnHAnexo #6
Chapter 34: darn !!
i suddenly had the urge to cry again after seeing his "family portrait" hahaha ...
*sniff*

Let's trust him , his doing this not just for himself but for the others as well ..
his doing this because they needed to be treated as a human being and not just a "money bringer" thing ...

even though he is not my bias , i can definitely see the way he cares for the members ...
and for me he is a GOOD MAN (even better than Suho , no offence meant)

WE ARE ONE
b-mine4ever #7
Chapter 34: Wow... you made me calm a little since you updated today when there's a hot topic going on... I also wished that Kris would make a message like that just like you did.. thanks author-nim... I feel a lot better right now. *bows 90 degrees*
RequiemSonata
#8
Chapter 33: This........... sounds so wrong. //bricked
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
But definitely something you would do and say eomma. XD //shot
Catloverforever_exo
#9
Chapter 32: Tao!! He is the one who called Yeollie!
YOUstories #10
Chapter 32: New favorite: TrollingChen lol.