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10. EXO

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While eating their dinner..

 

Suho: *claps his hands together* MoonYi!

Lay: *looks at Suho*

 

D.O: Hyung..we're still eating dinner please remember that, and please stop your moon .

 

Chen: Maybe Suho just wants to eat MoonCake..*laughs* get it? MoonYi=Mooncake? *laughs alone*

 

EXO: *just looks at Chen*

 

Chanyeol: Nice try Troll..hahaha..

 

EXO: *except Chen, Laughs with Chanyeol*

 

Chen: It is really obvious that you are bullying me..

 

Xiumin: that's the price that you have to pay for Trolling.

 

Chen: *looks at Xiumin*

 

Suho: *suddenly screams* HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD I SPEAK JUST TO GET EVERYONE'S ATTENTION?! MOONYI IS THE NAME OF OUR BABY!

 

Kai: Baby?..you got yourself a baby?..*looks at D.O who just seem uninterested*

 

D.O: *continued on eating but his lips are twitching*

 

Suho: uh...yeah...Lay and I bought a unicorn plushie..

 

Sehun: Why do almost everyone in this dorm suddenly got so interested in getting babies? I mean stuffed toy Babies?..

 

Baekhyun: Don't you want to have one? *looks at Sehun*

 

Sehun: Hell no.

 

Luhan: *suddenly pouts* But I want to buy a Deer Plushie..

 

Sehun: *hears Luhan* Arasso..Let's buy it together..

 

Chanyeol: *repeats Sehun's words* Hell No.

 

Baekhyun: *acts like Luhan* But I want to buy a Deer Plushie..

 

Chanyeol: *acts like Sehun* let's buy it together...bwahahaha..yeah..very manly Sehun..you're very manly..

 

Sehun: Stop being mean Chanyeol Hyung!

 

Luhan: hey! I am the manly One here!

 

Xiumin: Manly? you sure?*looks at Luhan*

 

Luhan: 

 

Kris: It doesn't mean that if we have plushies , we're not manly..

 

Xiumin: Why are you so defensive?..hahaha..well judging from what I can see now..we've lost Tao..

 

Kris: But he's sitting right next to me..

 

Xiumin: are you sure that's Tao?

 

Kris: *calls Tao's attention* Tao..

 

Tao: *trying to feed Zizi* Ge..Zizi won't eat!! Zizi won't eat..

 

Kris: *avoids looking at Xiumin* Tao..Zizi is...

 

Tao: *widens his eyes* No! Zizi is not dead! he's..

 

Xiumin: Zizi is just a--*laughs but stops when Kris glared at him*

 

Kris: *tries not to kick Xiumin from under the table* Zizi is not hungry, that's why he won't eat.

 

Tao: *looks at Kris* Really?..oh..okay..*continued eating his own food*

 

D.O: *stopped in eating*

 

Kai: *feels something weird* uh....

 

Chen: Why are you all bullying me?! you're not even listening to me!

 

Suho: MoonYi! the name is cute right? right?!

 

Luhan: I am Manly!

 

Chanyeol: Stop being a baby Sehun..

 

Sehun: stop being a Bully Chanyeol..hyung

 

Baekhyun: Should I get a Bacon Plushie?*drools with the thought of food*

 

Xiumin: just stop trolling around Chen.

 

Kai: uh...guys..we should just..eat..D.O is about to..

 

D.O: *can't keep calm* OK THAT'S IT! DINNER IS OVER! EVERYONE UP AND GET OUT FROM THIS DINING ROOM!

 

Kai: explode.

 

EXO: *looks at D.O* but we haven't finished eating yet..

 

D.O: OUT! NOW! ALL YOU DO IS TALK AND NOT EAT!

 

Everybody stands up and leaves their chairs..

 

Lay: uhmm..guys..wait..I just want to ask something..

 

EXO: *looks at Lay*

Lay: What is MoonYi?..I mean Who is MoonYi?*scratches his head*

 

Kris: *pats Suho's shoulder* don't be sad...*accidentally lets out a laugh*

 

Suho: -_-

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xolovekpop_isabella #1
Chapter 5: HAHA!! LAY!!!
CatBeEmpty #2
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE IT!!!! XDDDDD
b-mine4ever #3
Chapter 35: Whatever he decides, whatever happens, he will still be our beloved galaxy_fanfan, a dragon in the galaxy, and kris himself in our hearts. Let's just hope for the best guys. Smile and think positive and everything will be alright.
YOUstories #4
Chapter 33: Just read this (sigh) hope there would still be a dragon :(
Thefanficwriter
#5
lmao I love this! Well done :D
exoHUnHAnexo #6
Chapter 34: darn !!
i suddenly had the urge to cry again after seeing his "family portrait" hahaha ...
*sniff*

Let's trust him , his doing this not just for himself but for the others as well ..
his doing this because they needed to be treated as a human being and not just a "money bringer" thing ...

even though he is not my bias , i can definitely see the way he cares for the members ...
and for me he is a GOOD MAN (even better than Suho , no offence meant)

WE ARE ONE
b-mine4ever #7
Chapter 34: Wow... you made me calm a little since you updated today when there's a hot topic going on... I also wished that Kris would make a message like that just like you did.. thanks author-nim... I feel a lot better right now. *bows 90 degrees*
RequiemSonata
#8
Chapter 33: This........... sounds so wrong. //bricked
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
But definitely something you would do and say eomma. XD //shot
Catloverforever_exo
#9
Chapter 32: Tao!! He is the one who called Yeollie!
YOUstories #10
Chapter 32: New favorite: TrollingChen lol.