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12. EXO

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Sehun: *knocks on Kris and Tao's door* Hyung..

Kris: *opens the door while singing a lullaby to baby Zizi*

Sehun: Uh..hyung..that is just a plushie it won't close its eyes even if you sing a thousand songs...

Kris: *whispers* I know.. but Tao wants me to sing a` lullaby for this one

Sehun: but..

Kris: If I sing Tao won't make me buy gucci stuffs again..

Sehun: so you're singing...is..

Kris: Is for me to rescue my wallet from turning into dust..

Tao: *notices Sehun* Zizi won't be able to sleep if both of you will keep on talking like that..

Sehun: .....

Tao: If you're looking for a certain deer, I am so sorry to inform you but your deer just went out to eat with a certain Bacon and Egg..

Kris: *stands by the window* And there is your Deer..*points outside*

Sehun: *peeks at the window and sees Luhan walking across the street while Baekhyun and Chanyeol is walking just a few meters away*

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Sehun: *grabs Luhan's hand* Why do you keep on running away?!

Luhan: *looks at Sehun seriously* Why do you keep on chasing me?!

Sehun: Because I......I..

Chen: *pops out again*ooohhh..this is getting interesting...

Sehun: *looks at Chen* Wha-whe--where did you..

Chen: *gobbles up his popcorn* don't mind me...I wanna see the drama...

Luhan: What drama?.

Chen: the DeerHunter..*eats popcorn*

Luhan: Deer-what?

Chen: Hun- ter..*smiles*

Xiumin: *gets popcorn from Chen* you're corny..

Sehun: I still don't get it..

Xiumin: Luhan is the Deer and you are the Hunter..in short Chen is watching both of you..

Chen: *looks at Xiumin* hey! give me back my popcorn!!

Xiumin: Uh..Sehun..where's your Deer?

Sehun: *looks around* *shouts* LUHAN!!!
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Luhan: *hears Sehun's voice and ran as fast as he could*
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Baekhyun: *grabs Luhan's hand*

Luhan: Let go of me Sehun!!!

Baekhyun: Uh,,..do I look like Sehun to you?

Luhan: *blinks* uh...nope..

Chanyeol: Whay are you in a hurry?..

Luhan: because Sehun's going to kill me...

Baekhyun:------------ *looks at Luhan*

Luhan: I'm Innocent!! I'm an Innocent deer! I swear!

Chanyeol: we are not asking what type of animal you are..

Luhan: *hides automatically behind Chanyeol's back and grabs Baekhyun to stick close to Chanyeol*

Sehun: *huffs* have you seen Luhan?..

Baekhyun: Yup he's--Ow!!!

Chanyeol: He's--what thE! Ouch!! will you stop doing that?!

Sehun: uh....

Baekhyun: he ran past us..*looks at Chanyeol*

Sehun: Thanks...I guess...both of you are inseparable....

Chanyeol: I know..now just go please ...

Sehun: *runs away*

Chanyeol: *looks at Luhan who was still holding on tightly at His and Baekhyun's back* Why did you bite us?!

Luhan: *looks away and walks back to the dorm*

Baekhyun: must be because of his animal instincts...or defense mechanism..

Chanyeol: that's the reason why I never asked my parents to buy me a deer.

Chen: *munching* how did the drama turn into a national geographic movie?

Xiumin: *munching* don't know and don't care.

Baekhyun: where did you guys came from?!

Chen: O_O we have been watching all of you this whole time......

Xiumin: and now...we'll disappear...

Chanyeol: what do you mean by disap--

Xiumin & Chen: *magically disappears*

Baekhyun: *points at the crawling Chen and Xiumin* that's they're way of disappearing..

 

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xolovekpop_isabella #1
Chapter 5: HAHA!! LAY!!!
CatBeEmpty #2
HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE IT!!!! XDDDDD
b-mine4ever #3
Chapter 35: Whatever he decides, whatever happens, he will still be our beloved galaxy_fanfan, a dragon in the galaxy, and kris himself in our hearts. Let's just hope for the best guys. Smile and think positive and everything will be alright.
YOUstories #4
Chapter 33: Just read this (sigh) hope there would still be a dragon :(
Thefanficwriter
#5
lmao I love this! Well done :D
exoHUnHAnexo #6
Chapter 34: darn !!
i suddenly had the urge to cry again after seeing his "family portrait" hahaha ...
*sniff*

Let's trust him , his doing this not just for himself but for the others as well ..
his doing this because they needed to be treated as a human being and not just a "money bringer" thing ...

even though he is not my bias , i can definitely see the way he cares for the members ...
and for me he is a GOOD MAN (even better than Suho , no offence meant)

WE ARE ONE
b-mine4ever #7
Chapter 34: Wow... you made me calm a little since you updated today when there's a hot topic going on... I also wished that Kris would make a message like that just like you did.. thanks author-nim... I feel a lot better right now. *bows 90 degrees*
RequiemSonata
#8
Chapter 33: This........... sounds so wrong. //bricked
MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
But definitely something you would do and say eomma. XD //shot
Catloverforever_exo
#9
Chapter 32: Tao!! He is the one who called Yeollie!
YOUstories #10
Chapter 32: New favorite: TrollingChen lol.