o4. EXO

Tao: ^{*carrying baby Zizi*} I think we also need to buy baby Zizi a new gucci purse..^{*blinks innocently at Kris*}

Kris: ^{*eyes widened*} O_O ^{*raises 10 shopping bags containing Gucci products*} are these not enough?

Tao: Baby Zizi needs to be pretty..^{*about to cry*}

Kris: ^{*exhales deeply*} Ok...^{*gives up*}

meanwhile back at the Dorm everyone is trying to make Lay forget that Suho is pregnant...
note: Suho is really not pregnant, it was just a joke to shut Lay up..but............

Sehun: Hyung...do you know where I placed my Phone? ^{*pokes at Lay*}

Lay:*^{stands up, heads to Sehun's room, get Sehun's phone, handed it to Sehun while saying*} Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!!Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!!

Sehun: O_o? how did he remember where I placed my phone?

D.O: Lay...where does Kai keep his stash of magazines?.^{*smirks at Kai*}

Kai: hahaha..Lay Hyung can't remember where..^{*grins at D.O*}

Lay: Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!!^{*walks towards Kai's room and pulls out a box under Kai's bed and brings it to D.O*}

Kai: O__O!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lay Hyung!!!

D.O: Thanks Lay..^{*picks up the box and burns it*} There...no more trash..^{*looks at Kai and smirks*}

Kai: ^*cries* T_________T Sehunnie!!!! ^{*runs to Sehun and Hugs Sehun*}

Luhan: ^{*pulls Kai away from Sehun*} Oh no you don't! I won't let you taint my pure Sehunnie..^{*hugs Sehun protectively*}

Sehun: ^{*confused but hugs Luhan*}

Baekhyun: Uh...does anyone know where Channie is?..

Lay: Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!!

Baekhyun: ^{*looks at Lay*} I did not ask if what happened to Suho..I asked where Channie is....

Lay: ^{*opens the huge cabinet in the corner of the dorm revealing a depressed Chanyeol*} Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!!

Baekhyun: What happened to you?..^{*makes Chanyeol come out of the cabinet* *looks at Lay*} Thanks Lay.^{.*looks back at Chanyeol*}

Chanyeol: Bieber kissed Dara...^*cries*

Lay: Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant?! *^{pats Chanyeols back*}

Chanyeol: ^*sniffs* Baekkie...Dara Noona......

Baekhyun: ^{*walks out*}

Chanyeol: Baek....wait....^*cries*

Chen: ^*amazed* Wah...Lay can remember things better if he keeps on saying "Suho is pregnant"...

Xiumin: yeah...wait- hey..let's try this..

Luhan: ^{*looks at Xiumin*}

Xiumin: let's sing 365...M version

Luhan: ^{*smiles *} let me start..uh..Sehun you sing Tao's part..^{*pats Sehun's head*}
Shībài sān cì kūqì liù cì
Zài shèng wǔ cì kàn dào jìntóu

Sehun: Zài nǐ bèihòu wǒ péi nǐ Go
Yě méiyǒu lǐyóu zài dīzhe tóu

Chen: Duìzhe jìngzi jiān jiào jǐ cì
Wòzhe jiānchí zhǔnbèi kāishǐ

Lay: ^{*looks at the others*} Suho is pregnant, Suho is pregnant, Suho is pregnant ^{*imagine Lay singing these lines in the tune of 365*}

EXO:  Lay!

Lay: Suho is pregnant?..^*shrugs* Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!! Suho is pregnant!!

Suho: ^*shouts* HOW CAN I GET PREGNANT WHEN WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED?!

EXO: Suho hyung..got angry...

Lay: ^*stuttered* We....Are..not married?..^{*looks at Suho* *tears started to fall*} Suho and I are not married?...

Luhan: ^{*pats Suho's back*} Suho..take full responsibility..^{*smiles and leaves with the other EXO members*}

Suho: ----------///dead meat///---------