o6. Tao

D.O: how can you say that Chanyeol is the father?..

Lay: Chanyeol? wait..how did he became a father?

Suho, Baekhyun and D.O: ^{*Looks at Lay*} just go to sleep!

Lay: ^{*pouts but walks towards his room and obediently sleeps*}

You : Goodnight Lay!..

Suho: How long have you been there?

You : uh...me?..

Suho: Nevermind..

Luhan: So Tao is basically pregnant..and we are currently searching for the real father..^*smiles*

D.O: ^{*looks at you & Luhan*} both of your really has something to do with this..

Luhan: What?..we are innocent..^{*smiles creepily*} right Kai? Sehun?

Kai: Yup..we are all......

Sehun: Innocent ^{*high fives Kai and grins creepily*}

You : Woah! Daebak! Sehun! you're doing great with those creepy smiles!..waahhh! stay there..don't move and don't change your expression.

Sehun: ^{*still grinning creepily*} Why?

Me: Gotta get my camera and take a shot of your creepy Grin..^{*runs away*}

Chanyeol: Has anyone of you saw Baekhyu--Bacon!!^{*runs towards baekhyun*}

Baekhyun: Get away from me! Tao is now pregnant because of you!

Chanyeol: I already told you..Tao and I..nothing happened between us!!

Baekhyun: Liar!!^{*storms out of the room*}

Chanyeol: ^{*follows Baekhyun*}

Kai: Uh..maybe one of us should explain to those two..^{*looks at Sehun and Luhan*}

Sehun: ^{*still grinning creepily*} not me..she told me to stay put, she needs to get a photo of my creepy grin.

Luhan: Don't look at me,, I did not get enough air time..^{*smiles innocently*}

Kai: ^{*huffs* *runs and follows BaekYeol*}

Luhan & Sehun: ^{*high fives*}

D.O: ^{*judging Luhan and Sehun*.}.now..will one of you explain..

Luhan: Uh..I thought you were cooking..why does it smell like..

D.O: ASDFGKWJLE! My Spaghetti!! ^{*runs towards the Kitchen*}

Meanwhile.....

Tao: Kris Ge....^*pleads* talk to me...

Kris: Chanyeol is the father..why?..why?..why?..^*sulks*

Tao: No..He is not the father..ok?

Kris: ^{*looks at Tao*} who?..Tell me!

Tao: ^{*had no choice but to say this*} You..^{*forced a smile*}

Kris: ^{*Brightens up*}I'm the father?..Really I am the father?!..WAAHHH!! Ace is not going to have a brother or sister or whatever our baby will be!! ^{*Jumps up and down*}

Xiumin: Hello...^*smiling* what did I miss?

Kris: I'm a father!!

Xiumin: ^{*looks at Tao who looks helpless*} huh?

Tao: I am pregnant..Kris is the father..^*sighs*

Door suddenly bursts open....

Manager Hyung: YOU ARE PREGNANT?!

Tao: No.

Kris: ^{*looks at Tao*} but you..

Tao: ^{*chooses between lying to make Kris Happy or to tell the truth and make Kris sulk Again*} uh--I'm Pregnant..

Manager Hyung: So those late night sessions that you both asked for worked -eh..well anyways..congrats Tao. 

Kris: ^*Smiles*

Tao:^*facepalms* when will this end?!

Xiumin: you still need to be pregnant for 9 months Tao, that ^{*points at Tao's Tummy*} will get bigger every month..^*shrugs* 

Tao: o_O!