Edited! A BIG THANK YOU to UnknownNight for helping me! =D

EXO AU- Jongdae's birthday special

Of course, on his first day of college Jongdae was late. He had music theory at 9 a.m and it was 5 minutes to 9, but he was still stuck in the subway all thanks to his best friend Baekhyun who kept him drinking till late.
“I told you so,” said his conscience which has ironically the voice of his cousin A.K.A. Mr. Perfect Kim Minseok.
Bwa. Minseok was his almighty cousin who was starting his internship as a Math teacher and saying that was saying it all about him because Math teachers are, most of the time, freaks and Minseok really suited the category, the neat freak. He had to move out from the apartment Jongdae was living in right now, to be closer to his new school, leaving the room available for Jongdae to occupy. The little just forgot to mention that he would be living with a freak, an absurdly tall guy named Yifan who apparently was majoring in law, from what he could understand from his grunts. As for Zitao, it wasn't exactly Minseok's fault because he was just as new as Jongdae. Of course this overly grown kid with the heart of fan girl named Zitao had to be a freak too. Jongdae excused him only because he was still young, and for being an 19 year old brat, he was kind of responsible since he was paying for his acting lessons by working at a coffee shop. The fourth flatmate was still a John Doe. Jongdae thought it was a pity Luhan had to move out from the flatmate too because Luhan, beside being his cousin's best friend which could only meant he was a bit insane too, was an okay guy most of the time. He would have never invade his room at 3 a.m. in the morning because he saw a shadow in the bathroom, like Zitao did less than 2 days before. Jongdae sighed.
The subway finally came to his stop and as the doors opened, Jongdae jumped out and started to run to try to be on time. He ran through the hallways, praying to not get lost (because he still was unfamiliar with the building) and finally came in view of the right door. He just stopped a moment to catch his breath and to try reset himself before opening the door and prepare himself to apologize for being late. However once he entered, he saw the other students chatting happily, not paying him any attention. Jongdae was left speechless. Did he just run his life out for nothing? Jongdae didn't know if being relieved or pissed.
“He's not here yet. This professor usually begins 20 minutes later, they say it's his habit,” said a guy with accented Korean. Jongdae looked above just to meet a pair of warm brown eyes and a dimple smile.
Damn he's hot. Jongdae shook his head and smiled back.
“Really? Well, thank god, I didn't want to be late on my first day.” Jongdae said. Luckily the seat beside dimple guy was free and so he dared to sit there. Jongdae suddenly felt all giddy. Dimple guy turned to him and said, “Nice to meet you. I'm Yixing.”
And Jongdae could have fainted there.

Unfortunately he only had the chance to introduce himself because the professor chose that moment to make his appearance, but Jongdae hoped to stick to this Yixing, who was becoming more and more handsome every passed minute, after the end of the class.
So lately Jongdae found out Yixing was Chinese and was a dance major, Jongdae’s eyes flick immediately to his thighs, they seemed hard like hell, but apparently he wasn't so subtle like he thought because Yixing caught him staring, making Jongdae blush furiously. Luckily he didn't comment but instead decided to check the clock on his wrist. He discovered to be late for his next class so he had only the mere time to apologize to Jongdae and run, but not before having flashing him with a dimple smile.
Oh my shisus.

“You are late!”
“Hello to you too, Minseok hyung!” Jongdae sighed as he sat at the table of a coffee shop.
“Hi!” said a bubbly voice from beside him. Jongdae just noticed in that moment that Minseok wasn't alone but he had apparently dragged along Luhan hyung with him.
“Luhan hyung!” Actually Jongdae was happy to see him “Please come back! I swear I'll buy you a car, but come back to our apartment please, you know yesterday...”
“Hello I'm Tao! What can I serve you? Oh Jongdae gege,you came to visit me!” Jongdae froze.
“Ha ha, yeah” He didn't even remembered that  this was the coffee shop Zitao worked in. He felt kind of a ty flatmate, even more considering a second before he was begging Luhan to come back. “Zitao this is my cousin Minseok and his friend Luhan hyung” they both smiled at the kid and Zitao smiled back actually exchanging some words with Luhan who beamed because it was always good to meet a Chinese fellow. Knowing he was interrupting their conversation, Zitao then excused himself and went to the counter.
“Oh he seems endearing, I wonder how Yifan manages to cope with him.” Luhan commented. Yifan and Luhan were of course flatmates the year before along with a guy named Junmyeon, who lived with them but left that year leaving the room free for Zitao.
“Actually they get along really well. They are like a lovely foolish couple in those crappy sitcoms, always arguing but being mushy at the same time” Jongdae said.
“Yifan? Really! Oh I have to pay a visit to you guys!” said Luhan elbowing Minseok, who was distractedly typing on his phone.
“Why don't you actually come back?” Jongdae said with sparkling eyes.
“Oh c'mon it can possibly be that bad.” Jongdae sighed.
“I'll come next week, it's settled. I want to see Yifan acting mushy!” he said with a mischievous glint shining in his yes. Jongdae chuckled.
“What is settled?” asked Minseok.
“Min hyung since when are you so distracted? New girlfriend? “ Jongdae .
“Oh shut up!” but Minseok blushed nonetheless.
“Ohhh, I got it right! Luhan hyung tell me!!”
But Minseok covered Luhan's mouth before he could say something and whispered, “Another word and Sehun will receive a funny video late this evening.” That was enough to silence Luhan forever.
Jongdae didn't know if he cracked up or was being utterly afraid. His cousin sure was scary.
“Minseok, you are getting older that you are not funny anymore.”
“Sehun. Video”
“Okay, I got it!”
Jongdae smiled. Those two were so funny to watch. They were friends since forever and at some point, Jongdae wondered if there was the possibility of something more. When he asked to his hyung, Minseok snorted loudly and added “with that Lolita guy complex. Hell no.” Jongdae thought he was only kidding but it came out Luhan hyung had already a giant crush on some high schooler he was tutoring. And it turned out it wasn't one sided and that an year later the two had started dating. The high schooler was none but Sehun, the ulzzang in his highschool back than when Jongdae was a senior and Sehun was a newbie with a pretty face, a fan club, and a ridiculous lisp.
“Anyway Jongdae, how come you were late? First day of college already too much?”
“Of course not. I just kind of got lost.” Jongdae replied
“Only you!
“Hey, that college’s like a labyrinth!” defended Jongdae himself.
“You were probably too engrossed thinking of your new professor who turned out to be young and hot,” teased Minseok himself.
“Pfft. How clichè can you be? All our professors are old ajusshi or ajummas.”
“A student then”
“Of course not,” then the image of Yixing popped in his head and he couldn't finish his sentence without blushing.
“Ha ha! So dear cousin, tell Minseok hyung who is the lovely creature.”
“Is a guy or a girl?” asked excited Luhan.
“There's none!” but Jongdae was still blushing.
“I bet it’s a guy” Luhan continued.
“Oh shut up!”
“Definitely a guy” Luhan declared giggling.
Jongdae wanted to hide in a corner and possibly die.
Somehow he managed to survive that afternoon with the evil duo and come back home safe even though his brain had probably suffered eternal damage. At least he came to know that the new flatmate was going to move in only the next week. The guy was some relative of Luhan, who went by the name of Lay, or what Minseok calls himm which was an odd name but apparently his Chinese name was too complicated for Minseok to pronounce and he sticked to that. It was funny how none of his flatmates were Korean but Jongdae liked to know people from other cultures and it would be cool to learn some Chinese. And no, the fact Yixing was Chinese and that he intended to learn some words to impress him had nothing to do with his enthusiasm. Absolutely not.
Speaking of Yixing, Jongdae met him again in music theory but since he was a dance major they really did have few subjects in common. Jongdae was majoring in music composition. He actually was an excellent pianist or at least that was his teacher said back then in highschool.
“ With your voice you could have even auditioned for SM” commented once his cousin. But Jongdae didn't want that. He wanted to write music and who knew maybe someday create the perfect soundtrack for a movie or a piece in a musical.
For the mean time, Jongdae was running through the hallways, trying to find the class for his next lesson. He didn't have a clue where he was, but he had the feeling he was in the wrong part of the campus. He sighed. Jongdae was always bad at directions. He picked at one room, just to discover it was a dance studio. He just happened to be at the dance department. How’d he managed to do that? He was just going to turn back when he felt music was coming from a studio and the curiosity just had the best of him. He tiptoed towards the room with the glassed door and took a look inside, and then, in the middle of the room a guy was dancing, a cap covering his head.
The guy was amazing. Jongdae couldn't help but stare. The guy's movement were strong and neat, his body moved with fluidity. Jongdae couldn't tear his eyes apart. He forgot about his lessons and kept staring at him till the end of the song, but when the song ended, the guy took off his cap. Jongdae gasped. The black hair, the plump lips and the dimple on his right cheek, is that Yixing?
“Hey, what are you doing?” Jongdae squeaked as he was caught staring by a really handsome, but also scary tanned guy.
“Ha ha. I got lost... well bye,” and with that, he ran away.

Jongdae felt kind of stupid, he could have stayed and say something like, “Oh I came to say hi to you and maybe talk with you,” but he ran way like a coward. The truth was that he knew his crush had just converted from big to giant, and now his crush probably thought he was an idiot. Before running away, Jongdae knew Yixing was staring at him from the glassdoor too.

“If you wanted to watch me dancing, you just had to tell me.” Yixing welcomed him two days later in music theory.
“Ha ha ha,” just kill me now.“I didn't want to disturb you, besides I was late for my lesson. I got lost and somehow, I ended up in the dance department.”
“Oh,” Yixing seemed disappointed like he was expecting for him to admit he was stalking him. But it couldn't be.
“But well...You were pretty awesome” Jongdae admitted, scratching his nape.
“Thank you,” Yixing replied smiling to him. Jongdae thought that dimples should be illegal and he couldn't help but stare at those plump lips that were curved into a smile.
“Jongdae? Why are you staring at my lips? ”
“What??? Oh.. well,” thank God the professor came in time to save Jongdae. Why is it that whenever it came to Yixing, he always made a fool of himself? Luckily Yixing had decided Jongdae was still okay and after the lesson, he stayed with him and insisted to go together to the cafeteria since they both have a break. The fangirl inside of Jongdae squealed in joy, and so he spent a godly hour in Yixing's company. They wondered through the campus just enjoying each other presence.
“Actuall,y I want for you to do me a favour. These days I've been very busy because I have to go back to my homeland and I wont' be able to attend the lessons next week. I even had to warn my teachers and my dance choreographer. Anyway, can I ask you to take notes for me from music theory?”
“Of course! You don't even have to ask, Yixing”
“Thanks, you are my saviour, Jongdae.” Jongdae smiled.
“Oh it's turning late now I have to go.” they bid goodbyes. Jongdae stayed in his spot for some seconds before turning back and go to the musicology department. But he had only the time to do three steps when someone tapped his back. Startled, he turned around.
“Yixing, did you forget something?” Jongdae exclaimed, surprised, but before he could realize what was happening, he had Yixing's plump lips on his own. It was sweet and warm, but it was actually too short for Jongdae's liking, since the latter already wanted to grab Yixing from his nape and force his mouth to open with the touch of his tongue, but Yixing stopped before Jongdae could think of his mouth.
“Wait for me, okay?” and with that, he disappeared from Jongdae's sight. Jongdae didn't faint, which was a miracle. Yixing, the hot Yixing, had just kissed him.

He lived in a euphoric state for the entire week and the rest of next one, but at Friday the euphoria ended because Yixing had kissed him but he was nowhere in sight. It hit Jongdae that he knew nothing of Yixing, not even his surname or a way to contact him. Nothing. For all Jongdae knew Yixing could have gone to China with the intention of not coming back. But, no, he said, “Wait for me”. It was the Friday of the week after and still no Yixing. Jongdae was utterly depressed.
“Okay, who are you and what did you do to my cousin?” asked Minseok as he was lazily munching on some chips ON his sofa. Apparently the evil duo really wanted to check the Taoris situation like Jongdae named the odd couple, and now Minseok was plastered on his old sofa, waiting for Luhan to arrive.
“Umm...hyung, what do you think when your crush kisses you but then disappears?”
“That he's a jerk?”
“Hell no! Yixing is not like that?”
“ Wait, do you said Yi..something?”exclaimed Minseok stopping for a moment his munching.
“Yes, Yixing, why?” that was the moment Luhan chose to open the front door.
“Hi guys!” he shouted.
 Luhan hyung, you were supposed to return the keys to the owner” Jongdae said jokingly.
“Oops! Don't tell Yifan, okay?
“Whatever, but close the door hyung, it's actually pretty chilly."
“I can't. My cousin, your new flatmate, is coming up. He just arrived from Changsha, poor thing!”
“Really?” Jongdae asked, he wasn't prepared to welcome the new flatmate. He was depressed and he was wearing his depressing outfitL nerdy glass, old pants and an extra large shirt. He, however, wanted to do a good impression to his new flat mate since they have to endure the mushy couple tgether.
“Luhan, I just discovered something really funny! You remember my cousin has a giant crush on this guy?”
“Yes! We agreed the details lead to Jongin! Handsome, dancer, great smile?”
“Hey, were you speculating about my love life?”But Minseok dismissed him with a hand gesture.
“Well, we missed a important piece of information. His crush is Chinese."
“Wait, are you telling me...?”
“Good evening!” said the new guy dragging a giant luggage.
“Yixing!” Jongdae exclaimed blushing furiously.
“Oh hi, Jongdae. Did you wait for me?” he said as he crossed the living room to hug him. Oh my shisus, Yixing is my new flatmate. I'm in heaven.
Who cared if Xiuhan were rolling on the floor laughing their asses off, Yixing was his new flatmate.
ing yes! And he hugged Yixing back.

Author's note: I'm back <3 sorry for making you wait for so long. I had an Exo crisis and even now It's hard for me to follow their activities, but I'm trying. I still love Chen chen though, and so here I am. I want to continue to write his diary no matter what. I'll probably stop before the overdose era for obvious reasons but there are still a lot of chapters to go so stay tuned ;)

So what do you think about this AU. I had so much fun writing it, I don't know if you noticed but I took the idea from Act. 4 =D

hope you enjoyed ^^ please leave some comment!

Ps: I adopted a black cat and called him Tao. I know I'm crazy XD the extent of my love for exo!

Kim Jongdae, I love you <3 happy birthday dancing machine, from the bottom of my heart <3 EVERYDAY I'M SO LUCKY

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