Where's The UNSEND BUTTON!!
EXOTextual
Texting with Kyungsoo
WE HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM!!!!!! Chanyeol QUICK come to the bar!
**DOtheDO** 10:45 pm
Huh? What for? We need to be at the meeting tomorrow early in the morning I don't want to waste anymore time awake
$CeeCeeBabyBaby$ 10:50 pm
O-oh okay fine. please sleep well... ><;;
**DOtheDO** 10:51 pm
LEADER! COME TO THE BAR QUICK!!!! ><
**DOtheDO** 10:52 pm
If you aren't dying, I'm not getting you.
^KrisDaddy^ 10:59 pm
Oh.... well...I'll see you at the meeting tomorrow! ha..ha.. ^^;;
**DOtheDO** 11 pm
BAEKHYUN COME TO THE BAR PLEASEEEEE ITS ABOUT KAI
**DOtheDO** 11 pm
Why do you need to talk to Baekhyun about me?
=Jongie= 11:02 pm
Awe wrong number
**DOtheDO** 11:02 pm
I-I mean I wasn't asking for you!
**DOtheDO** 11:02 pm
If you need to tell me something, just say it.
=Jongie= 11:05 pm
Hyung?
=Jongie= 11:45 pm
Hyung? are you sleeping? Sleep well.
=Jongie= 12:30 am
Oh dear..was I drunk texting again? haha...
**DOtheDO** 7:18 am
It's alright. Would you like to head to the meeting together? I'm coming back from the salon
=Jongie= 7:22 am
Oh! No! Minseok said he'd take me to the meeting. ^^
**DOtheDO** 7:25 am
Is that so..
=Jongie= 7:30 am
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Hyung I think I screwed over.
**DOtheDO** 7:31 am
Huh? what did you do this time?
#XiuXiuBuns# 7:37 am
I was trying to text Baekhyun last night and I accidently sent a text about jongin....TO JONGIN
**DOtheDO** 7:38 am
So....you do have something to tell me?
=Jongie= 7:39 am
DAMMIT WHY DOES MY TEXTS GET SENT TO YOU
**DOtheDO** 7:39 am
Seriously, just come to the hide out in the SM building and talk with me after the meeting. I'll bring some food too if you want.
=Jongie= 7:40 am
=/ / /= my life is an embarassment....
**DOtheDO** 7:42 am
Facebook Update
Luhan's status update:
URGENT NEWS!! KAISOO HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN A SECRET LOCATION HAVING A DATE <3 <3 OMOMOMOMOMOMOOO~~ BREAK OUT YOU LOVE MAKING BLANKETS BOYSSSS~~~ (2hoursago)
Kai: You .. stop watching us.... (1hourago)
D.O: W-What?!?! Why are you talking like that you ert!!! (30minutesago)
Luhan: MAKE A LOVE BABY JUST MAKE A LOVE!!!!!!!!!! (25minutesago)
Texting with Luhan (disguised as Baekhyun, using Baekhyun's phone *with Lay*)
Channie....I have something to tell you...
((Baekonnator)) 11:28 pm
Oh hey. what is it? ^^
**YourChannie** 11:29 pm
I need you... my body needs you right now....
((Baekonnator)) 11:30 pm
Um? Baekhyun have you been drinking? Are you okay?
**YourChannie** 11:31pm
I knew you would think I'm weird....I'm sorry.
((Baekonnator)) 11:32 pm
Huh? no no, Hyunnie it's okay. I'll leave the practice studio and come home right now
**YourChannie** 11:33 pm
Hyunnie...where are you? no one is at the dorm..
**YourChannie** 11:45 pm
REAL BAEKON STARTS TEXTING
Huh? what are you talking about? why are you calling me hyunnie?
((Baekonnator)) 11:50 pm
Cause you needed me to come back home... something about needing my body.. ARE YOU SICK AND DYING HYUNNIE?!?!
**YourChannie** 11:51 pm
W-What?! Need you body?? So that's why lay and Luhan were laughing with my phone....
((Baekonnator)) 11:52 pm
Bro, you've been so ing hoodwinked.
((Baekonnator)) 11:52 pm
Awe mannnnnnn.... :\ every time....
**YourChannie** 11:53 pm
I don't understand how you think those messages even sound like me... Do I seem that weak and frail to you?
((Baekonnator)) 11:54 pm
haha, maybe not but since I find you cute, I make everything you say sound adorable in my mind.
**YourChannie** 11:55 pm
I MEAN NO!!! yuhvbwkleicueubkhjwl that wasn't supposed to send!
**YourChannie** 11:55 pm
. . . . .
((Baekonnator)) 11:56 pm
Did you just confess
((Baekonnator)) 11:56 pm
Confessed what?
**YourChannie** 11:57 pm
Aish.
((Baekonnator)) 11:58 pm
CHANNIE MY CHANNIE I LOVE YOU SOEE~~~ GIVE ME A KISS ON THE CHEEK TO LET ME KNOEEE~~
((Baekonnator)) 11:59 pm
O . O Does this mean I can kiss you for real now?
**YourChannie** 12 am
Cause... Like... I'm totally chill with that idea
**YourChannie** 12 am
....
((Baekonnator)) 12:03 am
WAIT. HYUNNIE.. IS THIS NOT WHAT YOU WANT?!?!
I CAN CHANGE!! I CAN THINK OF YOU AS AN IF YOU WANT!!!
**YourChannie** 12:03 am
Go back to the practice studio
I'm not gonna talk to you
((Baekonnator)) 12:05 am
B-But but but but but but but but but but
**YourChannie** 12:05 am
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Someone had a rather red and shy face lolololololol~~ I guess you enjoyed Channie texting you?
(=LuLupops=) 12:39 am
THIS. IS. YOUR. FAULT.
((Baekonnator)) 12:40 am
lolololol~ omigawd your face when you read those texts though
(=LuLupops=) 12;43 am
- _ - thanks to you I cant even go to my room tonight
((Baekonnator)) 12:45 am
WHY? chanyeol's body is waiting for you <3
(=LuLupops=) 12:47 am
Just wait
((Baekonnator)) 12:49 am
What are you gonna do? huh? steal my hair care products nd switch them with glue?
(=LuLupops=) 12:51 am
DAMMIT
((Baekonnator)) 12:52 am
ha, so predictable.
(=LuLupops=) 12:53 am
Texting with Sehun (who is in on the Over Luhan Plan)
Hey, Sehun. I need a favor
(=LuLupops=) 2 pm
Oh of course! whatever you need hyung
*(LilHunnie)* 2:03 pm
I need you to pull this prank on Lay with me
(=LuLupops=) 2:09 pm
Oh, what kind of prank?
*(LilHunnie)* 2:10 pm
We're gonna hide in the closet while we make loud roaring sounds with a mic and have small amps around the room... Lay will be scared less!! LOL
(=LulLupops=) 2:11 pm
SOUNDS GREAT! but... us in a closet together.... >////<
*(LilHunnie)* 2:13 pm
What? we've been in the closet together before! You know when the camera crew comes in and tries to catch us half ? We have been there!
(=LuLupops=) 2:15 pm
I had trouble being in the same place as you even then...
*(LilHunnie)* 2:17 pm
Sehun... What are you trying to tell me
(=LuLupops=) 2:18 pm
Sehun?
(=LuLupops=) 2:25 pm
Luhan.... I'm in love with you....
*(LilHunnie)* 2:38 pm
Like, seriously....hopelessly...in love..
*(LilHunnie)* 2:39 pm
Okay, which one are you and why do you have Sehun's phone?
(=LuLupops=) 2:39 pm
But hyung it's seriously me....
*(LilHunnie)* 2:43 pm
Sure, so if I call right now you'll be the one answering the phone?
(=LuLupops=) 2:44 pm
Yes, of course. I'll answer if it is you..
*(LilHunnie)* 2:45 pm
Alright...
(=LuLupops=) 2:46 pm
The Call
"Hello?" a meek voice answered as Luhan was about t yell out, 'AH-HA!!' "Hyung?" Luhan covered his face and sighed.
"Hi Hunnie...So what is this talk about you being in love with me? I don't understand." Luhan now serious was unable to see the wailing of laughter that wasn't able to escape the trio of immature boys' mouth on the other end of the line.
"Hyung... I don't know... I think it's because we are always together.. and you're so kind to me.." his words seemed to slightly tremble but it wasn't of the fear of rejection, it was of the excitement of how easy Luhan was fooled. "Please don't look at me differently! I will love you from afar if you don't accept my heart..." Luhan's prankster heart dropped. He led on his best friend with his kindness and now he has to face the horrible deciding factor; should he accept this dongsaeng's heart, or completely stomp on it and try to still be friends?
"Sehun...i don't thi---" Baekhyun cued Sehun to dramatically cry into the phone while Lay fed him his lines.
"I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T LOVE ME! I JUST KNEW! I WAS A FOOL! I'M SO EMBARASSED!!!" Sehun's fake heart curling cries shook Luhan to the core.
"Hunnie, please don't cry... I was gonna say, ' I don't think I'm good enough for you love...', I love you but..."
"You aren't...in love with me?... Is that it?... " sniffles echoed as Luhan heard the poor boy trying to put himself back together. "It's probably cause you're in love with someone else.... I should've known..." Luhan's eyes widen with confusion as his face began to ponder on what this child was saying.
"What? I'm not in love with anyone! Sehun... please calm down..." Luhan asked worriedly.
"NO! YOU CANT LOVE ME BECAUSE IM A MAN! MAYBE I SHOULD JUST DIE TO GET OUT OF YOUR WAY!" Lay took the phone from Sehun and got his iphone to play a pre recording of class breaking and then another of the boys yelling and screaming about Sehun. Soon after lay hung up the phone leaving the open end ringing in Luhan's ear.
"SEEEEEEEEEEEEHUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!" Luhan cried into the phone with no one on the other end. "b-but..." Kris came charging into the room and looked to Luhan.
"What's wrong?!"
"Sehun! I think he just hurt himself at the dorm!! We gotta save him!" Luhan tried barging through Kris but Kris held the crying LuLu in his arms.
"I need you to calm down first before we go seaarch for him..." with Luhan's head burried in Kris' chest crying the leader simply smirked rubbing Luhan's head. "Come on.. I'll drive you.." Luhan nodded his head as he held tightly to Kris' arm.
"Gege... Where are you guys going? I heard Luhan scream in the practice room.." Tao looked to Kris who held the biggest smirk on his face. "Gege?"
"Let me take Luhan to the car.... I'll text you." Tao rubbed the back of his head.
"O-Oh okay... If you say so.. Come back soon though. We need to practice!" Kris smoothly got the crying child into the car and quickly made the most believable frantic call ever.
"Baekhyun! What's going on over there?" Kris drove as he passionately acted out a worried leader.
"Sehun isn't opening his eyes! What do we do?! Chen and Xuimin got him off the road but we don't know what happens next! Hyung! Helpp!!!" Kris glanced over at Luhan who was purposefully able to hear the whole convo.
"Just try to keep the kid alive okay? I'm on my way with Luhan." the leader threw his phone into the back seat and stomped on the gas.
"I need to call the ambulance!!!" Awe . He can't call! Was all Kris thought.
"No worries I already texted Lay to call the ambulance." After about twenty minutes the guys reached the place where the accident occured...THE DORMS.
"I gotta get to Sehun!!" Luhan leaped out of the car once Kris parked and charged up 5 flights of stairs to their dorm. Pushing the dorm open he yelled out, "SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
On the floor laid a quiet carcus that was named Sehun. His face looked smooshed in and red with purple in between. Luhan looked to the bodies hovering over Sehun. Two assisstants with masks over their face and one doctor examining his friend.
"Luhan! What did you say to him?!" Baekhyun angrily asked grabbing 's collar. "YOU DID THIS TO HIM!" Luhan shook his head pulling Baekhyun off.
"I just told him I wasn't in love with him....He was like confessing to me and I didn't have time to think!" Luhan covered his face tearing up. "and he just started screaming and the glass shattering and the people screaming... I CANT TAKE THIS!" he began crying hard and fell to his knees. "That idiot... Of course I love him....but why would I have to tell him that..." Soon the two assisstants turn into Xuimin and Chen, then the doctor turned into Suho.
"If only you weren't such a.." Suho began then everyone in the room joined in
"ASSSSSSSS HOOOLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE" Laughter bursted out from each section of the room.
"That idiot... of course I love him..." Sehun copied as he sat up cleaning the make up off his face. "I didn't know you looked at me that way hyung." Luhan saw Sehun was alive and quickly ran over and wrapped his arm around Sehun's next.
"YOU MOTHA IN WIPE!!!!!!!!" he yelled. "I ALMOST MY DAMN PANTS AND YOU SIT HERE LAUGHING!?!?!" Sehun choking but also laughing replied in a not so sorry tone,
"Hyung hyung, I apologize!" he kept laughing as well as everyone else in the room.
"Oh my god did you hear him when Lay played the recording of us screaming?!?" Suho chuckled.
"Bro I recorded it all!!" Lay high fived Suho and let Kris listen to the plan. 'SEHUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' his phone echoed.
"SWEET JESUS THIS IS GOLD. SOME ONE SEND THAT TO ME!" Kris laughed pulling out his phone. "Now whenever Sehun calls, I will be reminded of this moment."
"Send it to me too!" Chen laughed slapping his mask on Luhan's head who still held Sehun hostage.
"Me three!!" Xiumin chirpped.
"Hyung Hyung let go~~ " Sehun whined not enjoying this position anymore. "Come onnnn...."
"SHUT UP!" Luhan sniffed. "I hate all of you!" As silence sunk in, laughter soon pushed through.
"Pft, you aint got a right t hate us! You know how many pranks you've been pulling lately?!" Suho pushed Luhan's head down. "Now let go of the maknae, he needs to clean up." Kris sat on the side replaying the whole recording and dying of laughter.
"I ing hate all of you right now." Sehun stook out his tongue.
"But hyung I'm still in love with you. " he chuckled at the red raddish face Luhan got after such remarks. "I never get tired of that."
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Rant Box Update! : D
So the lulu master finally got hood winked by his own team! lulu shouldn't play around so much!!
p.s I'm fiinally on break so MORE EXOTEXTUAL CHAPTERSSSSS <3 <3 <3
Please anticipate better chapters and more EXO stupidity x) As always leave comments and suggestions for upcoming chapters!!!
THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah and ' SEHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '
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