Texting the Gege with Chubby Xiu

Gege, thanks so much for the help bro!!

**BAOtotheZI**           2:13 pm

Oh yeah man no problem anytime

((MrPacaso))              2:34 pm

I've gotten so much bigger because of you! Can we get together tonight?

**BAOtotheZI**            2:39 pm

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU PIECE OF BALL SACK JUICE!?

-tao

((MrPacaso))              2:45 pm

Gege will be with me tonight!!!!

-tao

((MrPacaso))             2:46 pm

the...what...um.... Tao?

**BAOtotheZI**          3 pm

Why do you.... have his phone.....

**BAOtotheZI**          3:20 pm

YOU DONT GOTTA KNOW BACK OFF MY GEGE

-tao

((MrPacaso))             3:24 pm

Someone is being a sassy ....

~chen

**BAOtotheZI**          3:27 pm

CHEN STAY OUTTA THIS

-tao

((MrPacaso))             3:39 pm

Too late, im the numba one stunna so you need to calm your flat

~chen

**BAOtotheZI**          3:52 pm

ps yo gege ran of with the chub a half hour ago if you havent noticed

~chen

**BAOtotheZI**         3:53 pm

HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY LAP?!?!!

-tao

((MrPacaso))            3:54 pm

kai

~chen

**BAOtotheZI**         3:55 pm

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Facebook Status

XiuXiu Babe posted a photo 1:20 am

            (Shirtless with Kris flexing muscles with ped pants)

             30 likes           20 shares

     Kai Bai Bo: whoa this is...    (20 minutes ago)

     Chennie Chennie Bang Bang: GHEI (18 minutes ago)

     Unicorn Lay: says the guy with the gayest name on fb outta all of us (16 minutes ago)

     Da Vinci Kris: damn... we some y mofos.... <3 (15 minutes ago)

     Da Vinci Kris: Let's do that photo shoot again ^ 3 ^ (15 minutes ago)

     Gucci Panda Tao: awe hell naw this bonding thing besta stop (13 minute ago)

     Its Baekhyun : some one is being a spoiled chinese brat (12 minutes ago)

     Gucci Panda Tao:  you man, he's my gege (11 minutes ago)

     Numba One Suho: last i check you owned no one. GET TO PRACTICING  (10 minutes ago)

     XiuXiu Babe: oh man kris~ yeah of course anytime (9 minutes ago )

     XiuXiu Babe: and tao, baby, relax. Kris isn't only your friend (9 minutes ago)

     Its Baekhyun :  why are you guys pants .... (8 minutes ago)

     Channie Chan: WHOOOAAA is that Calvin Klein I see?!? (7 minutes ago)

     Da Vinci Kris: HELL YEAH, looks good dont it? (6 minutes go) 

     The Thehun: let me hop in just to say,... this whole thing is pretty damn gheiiiii (5 minutes ago)

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Twitter Update by Kris

went all fukkin Picaso and shii with my man @_ManlyXiuBoo #thuglyfe #artistsnthemaking #bejealous  89,283 favorites   102,347 re-tweets

@_AyoKrease we are the future artists of the world man. this is just perfect XD 76,383 favorites  72,483 re-tweets

@_AyoKrease @_ManlyXIuBoo this looks like someone rainbows on the paper...  73,384 favorites 67,283 re-tweets

@lollipopLuLu FUKK OFF BAMBI  19,293 favorites  89,932 re-tweets

@_AyoKrease hey now mista aint got no talent still draws like a 3 year old, i dont have to~~ ;P  67,394 favorites  73,485 re-tweets

@lollipopLuLu actually sir, this is better than what you draw on a daily basis. 49,293 favorites 38,394 re-tweets

@_ManlyXiuBoo .... dude. no. just. no.  83,384 favorites 37,283 re-tweets

@lollipopLuLu MAN FUKK YOU IM THE FREGGIN NEXT DA VINCI ! I IANT GOTTA TAKE NONE OF YO BULL #hatasgonehate 300,384 favorites 490,384 re-tweets

@lollipopLuLu YEAH, THE NEXT FUKKIN DA VINCI 7,394 favorites 83,203 re-tweets

@_ManlyXiuBoo no bro, not now. Don't act like a side kick  35,047 favorites 37,493 re-tweets

@_AyoKrease o-oh...heh... sorry gege. ^^;;;;;; ke...ke..ke... 83,997 favorites 82,473 re-tweets

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Author Rant: Hey all! I'm back from Europe!!! did you miss my updates?? I hope so! ^ - ^ NOW! isn't the EXO boys becoming more nd more annoyed with one another?? More y. More sassy More OH SO NASTY?? (eyk insider kekeke) I'm debating on what should happen next so for now--- I BID YOU ALL A GOOD DAY! ^ o ^ I will be updating alot more since I'm on break! Read thuroughly, and send some ideas to me on here r msg me on tumblr! 

user: boom-my-shakalaka.tumblr.com 

Once again THANK YOU FOR LOVING EXOTEXTUAL!!!! ^^ 

*I secretly want the boys to find this fanfic LOL xD I think they could relate to some of these scenarios! xD haha, if only. ANYWHOOOO! BYE! ^^