YOU HAD ONE JOB
EXOTextualLine Chat
Baekhyun: lets play a love game play a love game
Chen: GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Lay: no, no, i think he's onto something!!
Luhan: Baekhyun wants to have ???
Sehun: O////O luhan.
Luhan: what?
Kris: let's play truth or dare
Kai: CALL
Chanyeol: CALL
D.O: call
Lay: DONE DEAL
Lay: okay, who wants to go first?
Suho: ME.
Tao: this doesnt sound like it will be safe...
Luhan: T or D Suho
Suho: T
Kris: wait wait wait. penalty has to go group skinny dipping...
Kris: if there is a group that fails at answering the truth questions.
D.O: .....
Kai: o.o
Baekhyun: ....
Chen: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Lay: .........
Luhan: some one wants to examine people's manly man parts
Tao: call
Sehun: hmm...kay
Lay: OMIGAWD.
Luhan: if sehun is for it i am too.
Xiumin: sooo.... can i just do the skinny dipping thing cause you es wont hear anything from me.
Chen: that's okay.
Xiumin: what why? why aren't you pissy.
Chen: i have the key to all your souls
Xiumin: WHERED YOU FIND MY DIARY?!?!?!?!??!?!
Chen: kkkk
Xiumin: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Lay: hahaha, lame o
Chen: I have yours too
Lay: DAMMIT CHEN YOU HAD ONE JOB
Sehun: who else's diary do you have...?
Chen: ohhh, kai's, yours, luhan, tao, suho, d.o....everyone
Kris: hehehe.
Chen: what is it bubble .
Kris: i don't have a diary.
Baekhyun: I found your tumblr though.
Kris:
Chanyeol: me too...
Chanyeol: Kris... you really need a girlfriend...
Chen: I have his url and pw written down
Chen: too easy.
Kris: DAMMIT ibrgevwkafuheiwlkmcnjshbeuwis
Chen: I found BOTH of your tumblrs..
Kris: yrybewhjclrbeuobwoy3ebfre\\
Kai: omigad how many do you have hyung?
Chen: 2.. he has 2... one for normal dorkster posts and the other....hehehehehehehehheehhehehehee
Chanyeol: the other for laughing??
Luhan: NO DUMB
Baekhyun: this kid..
Tao: even i knew what the other was for
Chen: of course you should. You're on it.
Kris: SHUT THE UP
Chen: actually, all of EXO is on there. udbecurebycrb HAHAHA
Kai: I'm scared
Lay: what the hell Kris
Kris: IT ISNT HOW ING CHEN IS DESCRIBING!!!!!!!!!!!
Xiumin: back to the T or D though....
Sehun: yeah lets get that over with and kill Chen later.
Chen: why? manager gave me all this info
Lay: OMIGAWD ONE ING JOB LIKE WHAT THE HELL
Suho: soooo someone do truth on me.
Baekhyun: do you think youre awesome?
Chen: DONT ANSWER IT. IT IS LAME.
Chanyeol: have you done it before?
Lay: hot damn
Sehun: omomommomomomm
Luhan: Ohhhh do tell
Suho: yes.
Baekhyun: liar
Suho: i have had before!!!!!!
Luhan: with who?
Suho: myself.
Kris: that....that is not bro.
Chanyeol: how do you have with yourself though?
Chen: it is what you do when you wanna do it and no one is around
Baekhyun: stahp
Chen: like how you feel when you see baekon
Chanyeol: WAIT WHAT??!!
Kris: AND THE GAME GETS JUICIERRRRRRR
Lay: i love how the only time kris really talks to us is when he is getting dirt on us or wants to brag about something new he has.
Suho: anyways I'm a fantastic bed partner
Baekhyun: someone please go next
Kris: you lucked out on the skinny dipping tonight....
Xiumin: okay who ever wants it T or D
Tao: T
Xiumin: do you wanna bone someone
Tao: the hell
Suho: tell us
Lay: do tell
Tao: I cant
Sehun: HES FAILED
Tao: I cant cause I dont have one.
Sehun: and to think we shared something when you held me
Tao: dammit sehun it wasnt even like that.
Luhan: OH HELLLL NAWWWWWWWWW
Chen: sit down luluthebooboo
Baekhyun: LULU YOU GONNA TAKE THAT!??!
Kris: AWE LULU GONNA TAKE THAT
Xiumin: NUH UH LULU DONT TAKE THAT GO ALL APEWALL ON DIS HATA
D.O: oh hot damn. this is my jam
Kai: keep on partying till the AM
Luhan: yall dont understand
Luhan: make chen fly into the AYYYY~YAAA~EERRRR AYYY AYYY YERRRR
Kris: did we just have a bad moment
Chanyeol: HELLL YEEEEEE QURRRLLL I WAS LIKE AWE HELLLZ NAW BUT DEN LULU BAYBEE WENT ALL PIMP ON THAT AND I WAS LIKE DAAAYUUUUUMMMMMMM HAH~LAY~LULU~YAH.
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Kai: dammit chanyeol
Suho: dammit chanyeol
Xiumin: DAMMIT PARK
Sehun: geez
Baekhyun: smh
Lay: bad bad ~~~ whoop ~whoop
Suho: sooo,... kris goes skinny dipping by default
Xiumin: soo....yeah pretty much
Chen: let us stride!!
Luhan: CHEN T or D
Chen: T---bag me baby
Sehun: AWE HELLLLZZZZ NAWWWW
Xiumin: HE GOIN DOWWNN
Kris: AWEEE HOT DAMNNNNN
Lay: what the hell howd you get back here
Kai: me.
Kai: it got funny again
Luhan: is it true that youre gay for xiumin?
Lay: a~heeemmmmmmm??
Chen: hmmm. do i?
Xiumin: answer the damn question
Lay: aayyyyeee homee qurrlll dont touch my man
Xiumin: the hell I want yo man for? you can have the left ovaas.
Brian Joo: I AM BEAUTIFUL AND YALL IS PITIFUL NOW STEP DOWN HE SAW ME FIRST AND WE HAD A CONNECTION AND ERRRTHANG AND HE LUV ME.
Chanyeol: ......
Tao: O . O
Baekhyun: AWEEE DAMN AM I BEING CHALLENGED?!?!?
Baekhyun: YOUSS TRYNA OUT DIVA THE ONE AND ONLY?!?!
Lay: BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH step down! this boi is mine. and Joo besta LEAVE!!!
Kai: can we face the fact that we didnt invite brian to the party...
Brian Joo: AWE HELL NAW NOW YOU NOT EVEN GONNA ACCEPT MY EXSISTANCE?!??!?! ASKING TO BE SLAPPED??? BESTSTA COOOL YOU WEAVE BABY
Kris: ahh, too much bad in in this peace
Kris: PEACE OUT BIATCHES ; P
Kris has left the chat (again)
Lay: CAN WE MOO DIS OUTTA HERE WHY DONT YOU STEP DOWN JOO
Xiumin: I AINT EVEN PLAYIN NO MOE CHEN ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION. DO YOU WANNA DO ME OR NOT
Chen: do I?....
Brian Joo: Yall need to accept the fact that chen slept with me for the past 4 nights in a row and im just bout done wit this bs~~~~
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Sehun: seriously who the hell invited brian
Tao: kkkk
Sehun: IT WAS YOU?!??!?!
Chen: naw it was me that's my bad <3 Yeeeee
Chanyeol:.................
Chanyeol: smh
Baekhyun: OMIGAWD YOU JUST GOT SMH BY CHANYEOL. LETS DOCUMENT THIS MOMENT WITH SCREEN SHOT
Kai: i think we all have to go skinny dipping this game was a total bust.
Chen: we all know you wanna see DO in his glory...
DO: glory???
Lay: omo kai and DO on the beach
DO: what is all my glory
Tao: YO BALLS OUT MAN
DO: my balls arent out I put them away in the toy basket
Lay: OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Suho: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Luhan: I dont know how to react LOLOLOLOLOL
Baekhyun: DOCUMENTING
Chanyeol: you guys can we just go skinny dipping now to get it over with?
Kai: kay, the beach in 20. you guys just bring robes and towels
Lay: got it
Sehun: ooooo baybeh baybeh ooo baybeh baybeh
Luhan: sharing with Sehun!!
Tao: dont give a just dont touch my gege!
Xiumin: AWE HELLLLLLZZZZZ NAWWWWWWW
Tao: no
Sehun: no
Baekhyun: Stahp it minseok
Chanyeol: smh
Baekhyun: CHANNIE BAYBEE YOU ON A ROLLLLL
Chen: kay, at the beach at 2 am~~
Do: AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT
Lay: man youuuu
Suho: AWE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NAWWW BIATCHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Lay has left the chat
Sehun has left the chat
Luhan has left the chat
Kai has left the chat
Baekhyun has left the chat
Tao has left the chat
Xiumin has left the chat
DO has left the chat
Chanyeol has left the chat
Suho: every time....
That night the boys headed out to the beach and skinny dipped for about 2 hours until the cops came by and brought their manager to get them back to the dance studio and start their normal careers again. Asses were slapped, comparing their man hood was made, but mostly, everyone tried to drown Chen and throw Kai and DO on each other.
Author Rant: welp!!! another chapter doneee!! am I the only one who lost my mind *while typing* when Brian popped outta no where?!?! Ha. hope you guys enjoyed it! please give me ideas for the next chapter or your thoughts on the latest one!!! ^ 0 ^ thank you annnndddd GOODNIGHT!
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