YOU HAD ONE JOB

EXOTextual

Line Chat

Baekhyun: lets play a love game play a love game

Chen: GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Lay: no, no, i think he's onto something!!

Luhan: Baekhyun wants to have ???

Sehun: O////O luhan.

Luhan: what?

Kris:  let's play truth or dare

Kai: CALL

Chanyeol: CALL

D.O: call

Lay: DONE DEAL

Lay: okay, who wants to go first?

Suho: ME.

Tao: this doesnt sound like it will be safe...

Luhan: T or D Suho

Suho: T

Kris: wait wait wait. penalty has to go group skinny dipping...

Kris: if there is a group that fails at answering the truth questions.

D.O: .....

Kai: o.o

Baekhyun: ....

Chen: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Lay: .........

Luhan: some one wants to examine people's manly man parts

Tao: call

Sehun: hmm...kay

Lay: OMIGAWD.

Luhan: if sehun is for it i am too.

Xiumin: sooo.... can i just do the skinny dipping thing cause you es wont hear anything from me.

Chen: that's okay.

Xiumin: what why? why aren't you pissy.

Chen: i have the key to all your souls

Xiumin: WHERED YOU FIND MY DIARY?!?!?!?!??!?!

Chen: kkkk

Xiumin: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Lay: hahaha, lame o

Chen: I have yours too

Lay: DAMMIT CHEN YOU HAD ONE JOB

Sehun: who else's diary do you have...?

Chen: ohhh, kai's, yours, luhan, tao, suho, d.o....everyone

Kris: hehehe. 

Chen: what is it bubble .

Kris: i don't have a diary.

Baekhyun: I found your tumblr though.

Kris:

Chanyeol: me too...

Chanyeol: Kris... you really need a girlfriend...

Chen: I have his url and pw written down

Chen: too easy.

Kris: DAMMIT ibrgevwkafuheiwlkmcnjshbeuwis 

Chen: I found BOTH of your tumblrs..

Kris: yrybewhjclrbeuobwoy3ebfre\\

Kai: omigad how many do you have hyung?

Chen: 2.. he has 2... one for normal dorkster posts and the other....hehehehehehehehheehhehehehee

Chanyeol: the other for laughing??

Luhan: NO DUMB

Baekhyun: this kid..

Tao: even i knew what the other was for

Chen: of course you should. You're on it.

Kris: SHUT THE UP

Chen: actually, all of EXO is on there. udbecurebycrb HAHAHA

Kai: I'm scared

Lay: what the hell Kris

Kris: IT ISNT HOW ING CHEN IS DESCRIBING!!!!!!!!!!!

Xiumin: back to the T or D though....

Sehun: yeah lets get that over with and kill Chen later.

Chen: why? manager gave me all this info

Lay: OMIGAWD ONE ING JOB LIKE WHAT THE HELL

Suho: soooo someone do truth on me.

Baekhyun: do you think youre awesome?

Chen: DONT ANSWER IT. IT IS LAME.

Chanyeol: have you done it before?

Lay: hot damn

Sehun: omomommomomomm

Luhan: Ohhhh do tell

Suho: yes.

Baekhyun: liar

Suho: i have had before!!!!!!

Luhan: with who?

Suho: myself.

Kris: that....that is not bro.

Chanyeol: how do you have with yourself though?

Chen: it is what you do when you wanna do it and no one is around

Baekhyun: stahp

Chen: like how you feel when you see baekon

Chanyeol: WAIT WHAT??!!

Kris: AND THE GAME GETS JUICIERRRRRRR

Lay: i love how the only time kris really talks to us is when he is getting dirt on us or wants to brag about something new he has.

Suho: anyways I'm a fantastic bed partner

Baekhyun: someone please go next

Kris: you lucked out on the skinny dipping tonight....

Xiumin: okay who ever wants it T or D

Tao: T

Xiumin: do you wanna bone someone

Tao: the hell

Suho: tell us

Lay: do tell

Tao: I cant

Sehun: HES FAILED

Tao: I cant cause I dont have one.

Sehun: and to think we shared something when you held me

Tao: dammit sehun it wasnt even like that.

Luhan: OH HELLLL NAWWWWWWWWW

Chen: sit down luluthebooboo

Baekhyun: LULU YOU GONNA TAKE THAT!??!

Kris: AWE LULU GONNA TAKE THAT

Xiumin: NUH UH LULU DONT TAKE THAT GO ALL APEWALL ON DIS HATA

D.O: oh hot damn. this is my jam

Kai: keep on partying till the AM

Luhan: yall dont understand

Luhan: make chen fly into the AYYYY~YAAA~EERRRR AYYY AYYY YERRRR

Kris: did we just have a bad moment

Chanyeol: HELLL YEEEEEE QURRRLLL I WAS LIKE AWE HELLLZ NAW BUT DEN LULU BAYBEE WENT ALL PIMP ON THAT AND I WAS LIKE DAAAYUUUUUMMMMMMM HAH~LAY~LULU~YAH.

Kris has left the chat

Kai: dammit chanyeol

Suho: dammit chanyeol

Xiumin: DAMMIT PARK

Sehun: geez

Baekhyun: smh

Lay: bad bad ~~~ whoop ~whoop

Suho: sooo,... kris goes skinny dipping by default

Xiumin: soo....yeah pretty much

Chen: let us stride!!

Luhan: CHEN T or D

Chen: T---bag me baby

Sehun: AWE HELLLLZZZZ NAWWWW

Xiumin: HE GOIN DOWWNN

Kris: AWEEE HOT DAMNNNNN

Lay: what the hell howd you get back here

Kai: me. 

Kai: it got funny again

Luhan: is it true that youre gay for xiumin?

Lay: a~heeemmmmmmm??

Chen: hmmm. do i?

Xiumin: answer the damn question

Lay: aayyyyeee homee qurrlll dont touch my man

Xiumin: the hell I want yo man for? you can have the left ovaas.

Brian Joo: I AM BEAUTIFUL AND YALL IS PITIFUL NOW STEP DOWN HE SAW ME FIRST AND WE HAD A CONNECTION AND ERRRTHANG AND HE LUV ME.

Chanyeol: ......

Tao: O  .   O

Baekhyun: AWEEE DAMN AM I BEING CHALLENGED?!?!?

Baekhyun: YOUSS TRYNA OUT DIVA THE ONE AND ONLY?!?!

Lay: BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH step down! this boi is mine. and Joo besta LEAVE!!!

Kai: can we face the fact that we didnt invite brian to the party...

Brian Joo: AWE HELL NAW NOW YOU NOT EVEN GONNA ACCEPT MY EXSISTANCE?!??!?! ASKING TO BE SLAPPED??? BESTSTA COOOL YOU WEAVE BABY

Kris: ahh,  too much bad in in this peace

Kris: PEACE OUT BIATCHES  ; P

Kris has left the chat (again)

Lay: CAN WE MOO DIS OUTTA HERE WHY DONT YOU STEP DOWN JOO

Xiumin: I AINT EVEN PLAYIN NO MOE CHEN ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION. DO  YOU WANNA DO ME OR NOT

Chen: do I?....

Brian Joo: Yall need to accept the fact that chen slept with me for the past 4 nights in a row and im just bout done wit this bs~~~~

Brian Joo has left the chat

Sehun: seriously who the hell invited brian

Tao: kkkk

Sehun: IT WAS YOU?!??!?!

Chen: naw it was me that's my bad <3 Yeeeee

Chanyeol:................. 

Chanyeol: smh

Baekhyun: OMIGAWD YOU JUST GOT SMH BY CHANYEOL. LETS DOCUMENT THIS MOMENT WITH SCREEN SHOT

Kai: i think we all have to go skinny dipping this game was a total bust.

Chen: we all know you wanna see DO in his glory...

DO: glory???

Lay: omo kai and DO on the beach

DO: what is all my glory

Tao: YO BALLS OUT MAN

DO: my balls arent out I put them away in the toy basket

Lay: OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Suho: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Luhan: I dont know how to react LOLOLOLOLOL

Baekhyun: DOCUMENTING

Chanyeol: you guys can we just go skinny dipping now to get it over with?

Kai: kay, the beach in 20. you guys just bring robes and towels

Lay: got it

Sehun: ooooo baybeh baybeh ooo baybeh baybeh

Luhan: sharing with Sehun!!

Tao: dont give a just dont touch my gege!

Xiumin: AWE HELLLLLLZZZZZ NAWWWWWWW

Tao: no

Sehun: no

Baekhyun: Stahp it minseok

Chanyeol: smh

Baekhyun: CHANNIE BAYBEE YOU ON A ROLLLLL

Chen: kay, at the beach at 2 am~~ 

Do: AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT

Lay: man youuuu

Suho: AWE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NAWWW BIATCHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chen has left the chat

Lay has left the chat

Sehun has left the chat

Luhan has left the chat

Kai has left the chat

Baekhyun has left the chat

Tao has left the chat

Xiumin has left the chat

DO has left the chat

Chanyeol has left the chat

Suho: every time....

 

That night the boys headed out to the beach and skinny dipped for about 2 hours until the cops came by and brought their manager to get them back to the dance studio and start their normal careers again. Asses were slapped, comparing their man hood was made, but mostly, everyone tried to drown Chen and throw Kai and DO on each other.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author Rant: welp!!! another chapter doneee!! am I the only one who lost my mind *while typing* when Brian popped outta no where?!?! Ha. hope you guys enjoyed it! please give me ideas for the next chapter or your thoughts on the latest one!!! ^ 0 ^ thank you annnndddd GOODNIGHT! 

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arianapetrova #1
Chapter 1: Haha you made me watch Heechul's audition, so funny, he looks like a crazy person when dancing, ah Heechul's the cutest for me
Kakellia
#2
Chapter 12: Bwahahahahaha!!! XD that was just what I needed!! A good laugh to melt the stress out! Thank you so much!
Zeloxxxluvv
#3
Chapter 3: LOL XD I CANT STOP LAUGHING
babyunbaek
#4
Chapter 7: bwahahaha xD luhan you're so asdfghjkll XD and thehuuun~~
Kakellia
#5
Chapter 7: So much lol!! (oh my...did I really said that??) waiting for the next chapters!! :D
BabyXingXing
#6
Chapter 5: Aww haha lay <3
Kakellia
#7
Chapter 3: Bwahahahaahhaaha!!! omg, I want to read more of it!! XD
BabyXingXing
#8
Chapter 1: Lol everyone leaving the fb chat