It's Real? It's REAL

EXOTextual

Line Chatroom

Tao: guys... I may be a little late but....

Tao: WE HAVE OTPs in this group??

Baekhyun: of course

Suho: YURSH

Sehun: we do? hmm, didn't know...

Sehun: what is otp

Kris: LET ME EXPLAIN!

Xiumin: otp is one true pairing

Kris: DAMMIT MINSEOK.

Sehun: ohhhhhhh

Luhan: you are my otp~ Partner <3

Chen: who the hell you talking about?

Luhan: SEHUN <3

Sehun: .... o.o ah, well... how'd that happen?

Lay: you guys are always talking or with eachother

Lay: OF COURSE you'd get otpd. like EXO-k is otpd with EXO-m.

Kai: o..o REALLY now?

Chanyeol: then who am I otpd with? : D

Chanyeol: OH. IM. CURIOUS. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

Kris: shut up chanyeol. even you should know who you are otpd with.

Suho: ah geez, you don't know?

Sehun: even I know...and I just learned about this like what? 5 freggin seconds ago?

Tao: well, aren't you a character Chanyeol -_-;

Chanyeol: sooooooo...no one is gonna tell me who I'm otpd with?

Chanyeol: T^T

Baekhyun: babo....

Lay: indeed

Xiumin: we need an "i'm with stupid" shirt for Baekhyun to wear when they go out.

Chanyeol: why?

Kris. LEAVE Chanyeol. you're stupidity is making me angry.

Chanyeol: b-but...

Kai: O.O whoa leader... chillax...

Kai: the guy is just slow.

Kris has left the chat

Baekhyun: that excalated quickly~~ as usual Kris is short tempered.

Tao: okay how th did leader get in my room?

Luhan: omigawdddd~~~ FANFICTIONNNN <3

Luhan: when he falls asleep take a picture and send it to twitter.

Sehun: why would he do that?

Xiumin: get all dem fangirls' in a twist

Chen: DEAR GOD DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?!?!

Xiumin: nope...but I kiss your's ;P

Chen: ^_____________^ the time to die is upon us

Kai: soooo.... about Kris being in your room.... o.o why?

Tao: i think he wants something.. -_- he's trying to do aegyo and it's getting really awkward -__-;;

Lay: i have a better idea.

Lay: put your hand through his hair and stare at him

Tao: the I do that for?

Lay: he'll leave your room.

Tao: i dunno... but okay~~~ i'l try....

Suho: wait!!! Tao! Don't do it!

Sehun: he's gone bro.

Luhan: you guys know that Kris wont leave just because of what Tao is gonna do right?

Lay: hehehehehehehehehhehehehehe

Chen: cracker

Xiumin: welp, if there is screaming when I get back to the dorm I'm still headed to the fridge. ;p

Kai: of course... but you're playing football with me later right?

Xiumin: oh yeah!

Chen: wait i wanna play!

Xiumin: no losers aloud.

Baekhyun: im innnnn~~

Sehun: Me too!!!!

Luhan: make a love baby

Luhan: just make a love

Suho: STOP LISTENING TO B1A4 YOU

Tao: I HATE YOU LAY.

Lay: bwhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

Kai: what happened?

Tao: I freggin got ually harrassed

Lay: fywgfbjhbehf HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chanyeol: what? whoa! whoa!

Lay: oh dear god i cant believe you believed me!! HAHAHA

Lay: SO MUCH LOLS

Xiumin: that's cruel brah

Tao: Things that cant be unfelt.... the lay.

Suho: i told you not to go TT^TT

Suho: Kris isnt one to get awkward when a guy does that.

Suho: HE'S CANADIAN.

Luhan: that's worse than this one time I did to Sehun

Sehun: WE ARE NOT SPEAKING OF THOSE TIMES  YOU BASTARD

Sehun has left the chat

Xiumin: welp....so much for otps~~ i can pick out all of them but who am I with?

Chen: ME YOU POOL OF PISS

Xiumin: hmm....makes sense. Then

Xiumin has left the chat

Tao: ing hate you...

Tao has left the chat

Lay: still soooo halarious

Luhan: gotta go and steal someone's mannnn~~

Luhan has left the chat

Suho: ah geez...

Suho has left the chat

Chanyeol has left the chat

Baekhyun has left the chat

Lay has left the chat

Chen has left the chat

Kai has left the chat

D.O: what just....

D.O: nvm no one is even here any more..

D.O has left the chat

LINE chat closed

 

 

Texting with Kris:

Mass Text: Suho(theminnion), Luhan(Receptionist), Tao(MaBI-ATCH), Sehun(PrissyLilFck), Lay(FreakaNature), Chanyeol, Kai(SpecialMofo)

Alright, I need all you es on the basketball court at 9 pm, so you can get owned by my awesome team. as always, Tao is the referee. alright alright hurry your asses up!!!!!!

**MacBallin**                         8:30 pm

 

Erm, I have to study for my exams tonight hyung...

((Hunnie))                             8:45 pm

 

hyung, I'm trying to sleep.

~High Kai~                          8:47 pm

 

please

-HealingHorses-                 8:47 pm

 

I mean I'll come if ya want. But you have to buy me food after.

*Expensive*             8:50 pm

 

um, I'm helping sehun.....study...

=100%~~LuLu                    9:01 pm

 

Ah, hyung I'm sick.. :\

#ChanniNator#                   9:05 pm

 

ha. I'd beat you with no worries, BUT I don't want to

!SuBANGHoes!                 9:15 pm

 

Mass Text: Suho(theminnion), Luhan(Receptionist), Sehun(PrissyLilFck), Lay(FreakaNature),  Kai(SpecialMofo)

WELL THEN FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK ALLLL YAAAALLLLLL ~~~~~~~

**MacBallin**                   9:15 pm

 

it's okay Channie. Get better! ^-^

**MacBallin**                  9:16 pm

 

 

 

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arianapetrova #1
Chapter 1: Haha you made me watch Heechul's audition, so funny, he looks like a crazy person when dancing, ah Heechul's the cutest for me
Kakellia
#2
Chapter 12: Bwahahahahaha!!! XD that was just what I needed!! A good laugh to melt the stress out! Thank you so much!
Zeloxxxluvv
#3
Chapter 3: LOL XD I CANT STOP LAUGHING
babyunbaek
#4
Chapter 7: bwahahaha xD luhan you're so asdfghjkll XD and thehuuun~~
Kakellia
#5
Chapter 7: So much lol!! (oh my...did I really said that??) waiting for the next chapters!! :D
BabyXingXing
#6
Chapter 5: Aww haha lay <3
Kakellia
#7
Chapter 3: Bwahahahaahhaaha!!! omg, I want to read more of it!! XD
BabyXingXing
#8
Chapter 1: Lol everyone leaving the fb chat