Chatting on Line with Luhan

Sehun: hey lu

Luhan: GIRL SMOKY GIRL SMOKY GIRL SMOKY

Sehun: Laaaammmmeeeeeee

Sehun: I need you to go and fill those balloons behind your bed

Luhan: there are balloons behind my bed..........because?........

Sehun: JUS CUS

Sehun: fill up the balloons with lotion and eggs

Luhan: the hell....

Sehun: do et, or I'm steal your gf

Luhan: GASP. YOU LIL ~~~~

Sehun: *off to steal yo qurl*

Luhan: dammit Sehun, don't you talk to her!

Sehun: I dont needa listen to you

Chen: gay gay gay GHEI

Luhan: if you don't wanna die....

Chen: ghei

Chen has left the chat

Sehun: we need to learn how to hack LINE so we can do that to chen.

Luhan: just don't touch my girl

Kai: Jeonjaengiya~ OH Geopjaengiya~ OH 

D.O: Neo dugo bwa bwa neo geunyoga tto uljana

Kris: Geopjaengiya

Lay: Nae sarang geondeurin neo neo neo neo

Suho: Jeonjaengiya

Luhan: hate all of you

Sehun: the hell did they do that...

Chen: kekekekekeke

Sehun: YOU LIL

Luhan: FUKK YOU CHEN.FUKK.YOU.

Chen has left the chat

Kris has left the chat

Lay has left the chat

D.O has left the chat

Kai has left the chat

Suho: sooo... your gf is pretty hot. ;D

Sehun has left the chat

Suho: Luhan don't you dare

Luhan has left the chat

Suho: Damn you all and your ability to leave chats

Suho: the hell am I talking to myself!?!?!?

Suho: hi suho

Suho: oh hey suho you are looking fabulous today

Suho: OH SUHO YOU MAKE ME BLUSH OHOHOHOHOHO~~ I always look this good <3

Suho: I know ;) 

Suho: baw chika baw wow <3

Suho: yeeee <3 <3 xay~~ ;P

Chen: SO

Lay: GAY

Xiumin: SO VERY

Kris: OH SO UNBELIEVABLY

Tao: GHEI

Suho: TT^TT b-but es I'm fabulous...

Texting GeGe

Tao~ I think we need to have a talk... about alot of things

(*(KrisCanDis)*)               12:45 am

Hrm? What is the problem

+KungTaoChicken+          12:47 am

I am only 4 feet away from you and some how your hand is on my cheek.

Tao you may have a too much GHEI problem

(*(KrisCanDis)*)                12:50 am

But Gege, this is what korean male friends do! ^ 3 ^

I am trying to become more koreanized!

+KungTaoChicken+          12:51 am

Um, no boo boo. This booti touch aint cute

(*(KrisCanDis)*)                 12:52 am

But, Gege.. is this not proper?!?! O x 0 

+KungTaoChicken+           12:53 am

Tao. You are CHINESE. I repeat CHINESE. 

It is okay not to be koreanized, trust me.

(*(KrisCanDis)*)                 12:54 am

Nah, the noonas think it's cute. ^ 0 ^ 

+KungTaoChicken+           12:55 am

Sent to ThatAssCheek & TaoFarts

Hey geniuses, if you are texting but right next to eachother, just talk.

and Tao get you fukkin hand outta leader's

**EXPENSIVEB!TCHLAY**   12:58 am

Man you

(*(KrisCanDis)*)                    1:00 am

What he texted

+KungTaiChicken+               1:02 am

Facebook Chatting Xiumin

Chen: where's kris

Xiumin: idk

Chen: dammit, he's been gone for like... 3 days

Xiumin: really??? I couldve sworn i saw him like just now.

Xiumin: he smelled of Tao

Xiumin: ALOTLIKETAO

Xiumin: ANDLOOKEDLIKETAO

Chen: Then you er it must be Tao! 

Kris: the no, it was me

Chen: what the hell??

Chen: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

Kris: i just came outta the closet

Xiumin: well why would you do that? we already knew.

Kris: shut it you bun

Chen: HEY. HEY.

Chen: YOU WEreNT EVEN INVITED

Chen: LEAVE YOU FOO

Kris: Imma be here.

Kris: and Imma ing stay here.

Xiumin: so imma text ya about that one thing~~~

Chen: yeah lets get back to that one thing.....

Kris:

Author Rant: Ive failed at this chapter BUT i hope this will help all deal with me not posting for the next 3 weeks!! OFF TO EUROPE. PLEASE DONT FORGET ME AND MY FANFICS! I WILL UPDATE AS SOON AS I RETURN <3 <3 <3 THANK YOU FOR LOVING EXOTEXTAUL SO MUCH!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!