I've Got the Balls for It
EXOTextual
From: SM Ent. Bot
Subject: Meeting
Date:January 9, 2011 1:02pm
To: LuHan [email protected]~, WuFan [email protected]~,SeHun [email protected]~, [email protected]~,[email protected]~,[email protected]~,[email protected]~, [email protected]~, [email protected]~,Minseok [email protected]~,ChanYeol [email protected]~,[email protected]~
Dear to-be-debuted members,
We have gone over your training and decided that all twelve of you will be great for our upcoming group that will not be named yet.
Please head over to the dance studio at 10pm and pay close attention to what is being told to you.
Also, SM would like you all to get rid of your stupid email addresses and make new ones.
Thank you, and do not disappoint SM with your new email addresses...
(HINT: the leader will be decided on the coolest email address.)
~SM ENT. BOT
From: [email protected]
Subject: I'm the coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 2:03pm
To: [email protected]~, [email protected]~, [email protected]~, [email protected]~, [email protected]~, [email protected]~, [email protected]~, [email protected]~, [email protected]~,[email protected]~, [email protected]~
Okay you guys. I'm going to be leader because I'm more awesome than all of you combined so, yeah. BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW LEADAAAA!!!
~the uber cool one
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm the coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 2:08pm
Reply to all
Um... not with that email address. I mean seriously that's a beyond lame email.
-Tired of Your Fails
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm the coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 2:10pm
Reply to all
Yeah, no no boo boo. Go home. You've been trapped in the trainee stage for too long.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm the coolest
Date: Jan.9, 2011 2:15pm
Reply to all
BaekHyun...That's kind of cruel...He has been training the longest. He'd make a good leader... Right?
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm the coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:15pm
Reply to all
Let's just not go there okay? Just make up another stupid email account and see who becomes leader.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm the coolest
Date: Jan.9, 2011 3:20pm
Reply to all
.
I don't care.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm the coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:18pm
Reply to all
.WIPER. - _________ -
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:20pm
Reply to all
You guys lets not fight over email we need to be more mature okay? Let's hope the one with the best email wins ^ 0 ^
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:20pm
Reply to all
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*I'm your leader*
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:20pm
Reply to all
Awe man... I can't think of a new email.
:( So much sadness...
so...
much...
sadness....
p.s no one wants you as leader hyungs who decided to claim the title leader.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:25pm
Reply to all
Why can't we be friends~~
Why can't we be friends~~
Why can't we be friends~~
Why can't we be friends~~
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:25pm
Reply to all
I will destroy everything you love...
don't ever quote that or any song again...
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:31pm
Reply to all
But what if he loves us? wouldnt you end up destroying yourself?
THINK ABOUT THAT LUHAN.
THINK ABOUT IT.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:35pm
Reply to all
..............................................................................
SHUT UP.
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:36pm
Reply to all
He has a point...
p.s why the fudge is everyone...typing in color?
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:38pm
Reply to all
ehehehe. I made everyone type in color...
I am totally leader material
<3 <3 <3 <3 ;D
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:42pm
Reply to all
A bunch of ....
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:50pm
Reply to all
LuHan...
Destroy everything he loves...
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:51pm
Reply to all
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:52pm
Reply to all
" But what if he loves us? wouldnt you end up destroying yourself?
THINK ABOUT THAT LUHAN.
THINK ABOUT IT."
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:54pm
Reply to all
ah touche' my friend. ≖‿≖
Subject: Re: I'm coolest
Date: Jan. 9, 2011 3:54pm
Reply to all
That's my cue to not respond to anymore of this email....
bye.
Subject: New Leaders
Date: Jan. 11, 2011 9:02am
Dear new members of *disclosed band name*,
Here are the emails entered in to become the new leader:
SeHun- [email protected]
LuHan- [email protected]
ZiTao- [email protected]
ChanYeol- [email protected]
YiXing- [email protected]
JoonMyeon- [email protected]
BaekHyun- [email protected]
WuFan- [email protected]
MinSeok- [email protected]
JongDae- [email protected]
KyungSoo- [email protected]
JongIn- [email protected]
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The winner(s) of the cool email contest are WuFan & JoonMyeon.
There are two leaders because the teams will be split up to go to CHINA and stay in KOREA.
If there are anymore questions on future plans of this group, don't bother to ask. We won't answer.
Thank you, and be to practice at 9pm tonight so the groups can be properly split off.
SM ENT BOT
p.s. no we will not change this decision.
bye.
That night was spent in silence and of course the giddy new found leader JoonMyeon, rubbed it in everyone's face.
EVERY.SINGLE.ONE. On the other hand, WuFan simply texted LuHan and YiXing over and over again about his epic win.
Rub it in Kris...
LuHan will still destroy everything you love.
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Text Message: SeHun
I Lo
~Hantaro 11:03pm
Huh?
~Theehunnie 11:05pm
I Lo
~Hantaro 11:06pm
LuHan are you drunk???
~Theehunnie 11:08pm
^//////^ uehfryebrvegkjhslfeuryber
~Hantaro 11:11pm
Where are you?
~Theehunnie 11:13pm
Making love faces ~ Making love faces~
~Hantaro 11:15pm
O.O Lu....Han...
~Theehunnie 11:17pm
My hands rubbing on your skin~~ Let's go hard don't hold it in~~
~Hantaro 11:20pm
LOVE FACES <3 <3 <3
~Hantaro 11:20pm
O////////////O w-wh-wh-wh-what the--
~Theehunnie 11:20pm
where are you?
~Theehunnie 11:21pm
Photo: *luhan drunkily grinning at a food stand table next to random old men who keep giving him drinks* These ahjusshis are nice hunnie! <3 <3
~Hantaro 11:25pm
Don't you dare drink anymore. Imma bring WuFan with me.
~Theehunnie 11:26pm
AND DONT MOVE
~Theehunnie 11:26pm
kay kay hunnie bahboonie my love for all etoonie <3 <3
~Hantaro 11:30pm
No worries, the hunnie bahboonie lover was taken home safely later that night. Even with WuFan's lecturing, LuHan paid no mind since SeHun came to his rescue and all that was repeated that night was,
"my hunnie bahboonie my love for all etoonie~~"
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