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Suho has opened a chatroom called, "WE ARE ONE!"

11 people have entered the chat

Fan112453: WE ARE ONE! ^-^

Suho: Helloo~~ everyone!! <3 <3 <3 welcome welcome!!

Fan112484: Hi oppa : D 

Fan112484: How are you?

Fan739285: I LOVE YOU SUHO MARRY ME PLEASE

Fan643784: ....hi...hi...i-i love you...

Suho: why hello hello you guys!! ^ ~ ^ 

Suho: marriage!??! 

Suho:......

Fan739285: ????!!!????!!!????

Suho: we aren't supposed to talk about our marriage infron of others my love. ;0

Fan739285: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan643784: ?!?!?!?!??!!? OPPAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fan843747: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!

Suho: ^^;; haha, everyone calm down please i was just kidding ~~<3

Fan742937: O.O 

56 people have entered the chat

Fan832784: WHO IS TRYING TO MARRY OPPA?!??!!

Fan473028: ME

Fan736293: NO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fan742204: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME!! >,<

Suho: a-ahaha... u--ummm

Fan203849: OPPA IS MINE

Fan302948: Oppa i'm having your child though

Fan304857: NO. NO. NO. N> O> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Suho: u-um you guys i was just uh

Fan983749: yebcehjkelcfybehwjkxdfvryuedwjkcfvgyru4hewdjrvityuvhjr4keloppamakebabieswithme

Fan292038: OPPA WHY HavENT YOU COME BACK?!?!?

Suho has left the chatroom,"WE ARE ONE!"

 

Texting with Chayeol:

uhm.... Baekhyun...

*YourChannie*                                7:45 am

 

What is it Chanyeol?

(ImDaxay~~)                            7:46 am

 

I, uh, need some help over at the dorm....

*YourChannie*                               7:47 am

 

Did you get locked in the bathroom again?

(ImDaxay~~)                            7:48 am

 

heh. heh. You know me so well...but there is another problem too.

*YourChannie*                              7:49 am

 

Spill it Chanyeol

(ImDaxay~~)                           7:50 am

 

I have to tell you when you get here it's embarrassing..

*YourChannie*                              7:51 am

 

I'm calling now.

(ImDaxay~~)                           7:53 am

 

                                                                                 ~That Faithful Call with Baekhyun~

"H-Hello?" stammered Chanyeol as he made low huffs into his phone.

"Alright, spill it Chanyeol. I don't have all day." An agitated Baekhyun spoke sternly. 

"I can't get it down...." more low huffs and grunts exit from Chanyeol's lips and Baekhyun quickly responded.

"W-What? Chanyeol w-what are you talking about?" he agitated boy soon became uncomfortable and wondered what really was occuring with .

"I-It just wont go down..." his grunts were muffed they entered baekhyun's eargates through the phone. "I-I'm having a serious problem. Please, please come quick.." His voice panted slowly as if he was liftting weights.

"C-Chanyeo----"

"Ya! Did you get yourself locked up again?!?!" a voice new voice called from the inside of Baekhyun's phone with a loud door thud. "um....What the hell are you doing?..."

"A-Ah, haha...hyung...u-uhm... I can't get this down.." His deep voice embarassingly spoke. "I was calling Baekhyun to help but---" a loud bang against the wall and one big umf from Chanyeol made Baekhyun jump.

"Be quiet I'll get this down...why the hell do you need Baekhyun to get this down anyone?" two different pant like sounds exerted through Baekhyun's head. " You're such a er for that guy, why would you let him see you this way?"

"C-Chanyeol what the is--"

"Ah! Hyung! Why are you touching there! W-Wait wait!"  The sound of the phone dropping to the floor made Baekhyun throw his phone against the wall, but he could still hear the noises. "C-Cold! Your hands are cold!"

"Ngh....be quiet you whinner...It will warm up later but why in god's name are you so tight here?!" Baekhyun's facial expressions have never been so disguised but confused at the same time. He quickly picked up the phone and ended the call.

"All that is holy and Shisus what did I just hear?" Baekhyun held his chest tightly trying to slow his heart beat.

"WELL, that sounded like ." Chen explained and he got up from his seat nearby Baekhyun and exited the room.

"YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME YOU ING CREEP?!?!"

"Says the one who got excited from a simple phone call." Chen laughed down the hall. Got excited? No way. Baekhyun thought as he looked to his phone. He sighed deeply and threw himself onto the couch in the room.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!??!?!??!" his screamed into the pillows.

 

Later that night: 

 

Baekhyun

*YourChannie*                           9 am

 

Baekhyun

*YourChannie*                           9:39 am

 

Baekhyun answer me please

*YourChannie*                            10:27 am

 

Baekhyun why didn't you talk or look at me during practice?

*YourChannie*                             3 pm

 

Baekhyun are you seriously gonna look at me and then speed walk away?

*YourChannie*                            3: 18 pm

 

BAEKHYUN PLEASE STOP IGNORING ME.

*YourChannie*                             4:28 pm

 

Baekhyunnniiiieeee.... I left you voice mails and you still wont answer..... I wanted to play soccer with you...

*YourChannie*                           5:30 pm

 

Did I do something wrong? Am I just an annoying er?

*YourChannie*                           6:32 pm

 

Baekhyun...Baekhyun...please...please...pleaseeeeee.. Just come to the old park and talk with me if you are having problems with me

*YourChannie*                           8:49 pm

 

Chanyeol....WHO THE WAS THAT ON THE PHONE THIS MORNING.

(ImDaxay~~)                           9:28 pm

 

Oh, haha, just Kris Hyung.

*YourChannie*                         9:29 pm

 

BUT OMIGAWD BAEKHYUN YOU ARE TEXTING ME I MISSED YOUR OUT RIGHTNESS I FELT SO EMPTY WITHOUT YOU

*YourChannie*                        9:32 pm

 

.....And what was he doing?

(ImDaxay~~)                   9:34 pm

 

Oh I told you I couldn't get it down.... heh ><;;

*YourChannie*                     9:36 pm

 

WHAT IS THIS ING IT THING YOURE TRYING TO GET DOWN GOD DAMMIT

(ImDaxay~~)               9:36 pm

 

W-Whoa. Whoa...um...are you okay?

*YourChannie*                 9:37 pm

 

OF COURSE  NOT YOU FACE I'M NOT

(ImDaxay~~)            9:38 pm

 

....I-I'm sorry...

*YourChannie*              9:40 pm

 

YOU DAMN RIGHT YOURE SORRY. NOW WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHISUS WERE YOU DOING WITH KRIS.

(ImDaxay~~)           9:41 pm

 

...I fell in a puddle this morning trying to go to the salon and my skinny jeans were soaked.

*YourChannie*             9:42 pm

 

I tried getting you to come over because they wouldnt come off, but Kris hyung got them off for me instead...

*YourChannie*            9:43 pm

 

Ah, thanks for making me feel like a misunderstanding ......

(ImDaxay~~)         9: 53 pm

 

a.k.a he thought Kris was trying to your brains out.

- CHEN

(ImDaxay~~)        9:58 pm

 

AWE DONT READ THAT

(ImDaxay~~)       10 pm

 

0//////////////0 

*YourChannie*          10:05 pm

 

We will never bring this matter up again.. YOU HEAR ME??

(ImDaxay~~~)     10:07 pm

 

Will you stop ignoring me tomorrow?

*YourChannie*         10:08 pm

 

Yes

(ImDaxay~~)       10:10 pm

 

rfybhkjlsfecjiurhtjeoijuierjkecdijerhjekwjurhvjekwjuefrhj HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN <3 < <3 ^ 3^

*YourChannie*         10:10 pm

 

You big lugnut....

(ImDaxay~~)       10:12 pm

 

Yes, I'm your lugnut! <3 <3 <3

*YourChannie*         10:14 pm

 

if you keep texting like that I will shun you until our group disbands.

(ImDaxay~~)       10:16 pm

 

OMIGAWD DONT DO THAT TO ME!!!!!!!!!! TT^TT

*YourChannie*         10:16 pm

 

Then shut up. Go to bed.

(ImDaxay~~)      10:17 pm

 

OKAY! ^ 3 ^ 

*YourChannie*

 

EXO Finish Those Lyrics!!!! (EXTRA PART)

Baekhyun: If I were a boy~~~

Kris: awe horse you'd be gay

Suho: like putting on his own make up and go.....PARTY

Lay: Martinnis with my es

Chen: and chase after men

Tao:  Id kick it with Adam Lambert 

Xiumin: and secretly sneak into Rain's house for se--I mean cuddles

Kai: Hold that window open for me

Baekhyun: If I were a boy~~~~

Kris: no one will ever understand

Chanyeol: how it feels to have no balls

Suho: and switch while I walk

Luhan: I'd listen to Madonna~~~~

Sehun: Cause I ing wish I was her~~

D.O: but this song is about being a boy

Lay: and not being a girl

Baekhyun: SO ALL MY ING DREAMS GOT DESTROYED

D.O: pft, you're just an ~~~

D.O: and you don't understand (Chen: Yeah you don't understand!! NOOO)

Chanyeol: how it feels to have real balls

Kris: awe , come on be a man

Lay: don't listen to her!!!(kris)

Lay: she doesn't know she's a boy or a girl!!!

(Music scratches and stops)

Kris: WHAT THE HELL MAN.

Kris: what, in, ing, hell.

Lay: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Sehun: kekekeke

Kai: LOLOL

Chanyeol: OMIGAWD BURN

Baekhyun: you guys~~~ 

Chen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Xiumin: my cheeks! I cant! AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Suho: hahahahahahahahahahahahaa 

D.O: OmGOmGSOMEONEGETMEAIR

Kris: ...............

All(cept kris): fuwgfyuefguweywgufgewdoewijcurfbre HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

 

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kekeke, i dont know about you but I enjoyed typing that....probably more than you enjoyed reading that...haha...

Please leave your comments and what not below~~ I'm glad this fanfiction is starting to get read more!

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Thanks for the support even though my writing fails!!!