Author POV:

To celebrate the anniversary of EXO's debut, Lee Sooman sent EXO, Mei Hua included, to Jeju Island. (Hence the title of 'JI')

Was it for fun?

Not entirely...

Sooman is a manipulative dictator of SM and is too cruel to let EXO have their comeback.

Sooman is a clever man and is very efficient.

He found a way for EXO to celebrate their debut, Hunhan's birthday, and Mei Hua's too!

While making EXO work on their new 'Beach Resort' photo shoot.

Profit.

Millions of spazzing fans will purchase these without a second thought, to see their chocolate abs, skin glistening with sweat, hair slicked back from the sea water...

(A/N: Not that you guys are like this....)

There were a few people here and there strolling on the beach, making sand castle, sunbathing.

"Wow, it's amazing how Sooman could get us here without the fans knowing!" Suho exclaimed.

"Maybe it's these wigs?" Kai responded sneeringly, removing his curly wig and sunglasses.

"I'm not sure" Suho replied, removing his long,wavy wig.

"The sun and ocean breeze are really nice!!!" Mei Hua said, spinning around in her floppy straw hat.

"Let's check in OK?" Kris said, sporting his aviators like a boss.

"O-K!" Mei Hua responded, giggling and running across the sand.

She ran zig-zagging, and Luhan chased after her.

He tackled her into the sand while he laughed along with her.

Mei Hua's POV:

Well this is awkward.

I have sand up my dress and I'm laughing.

Curse you sand!

Why must you be so enjoyable yet so annoying?

I remember building sand castles, and building a moat around it, but I would always get sand in my undies....

Mental note to self: Wear pants when going to beach.

A cluster of bungalows came into view, with planks surrounding it, connecting each bungalow that stood in shallow sea water.

The water was so clear and blue.

Wooooow~

Kris and Suho went into the largest bungalow,and came out with 8 keys on lanyards, each one labeled with a bungalow number.

"We have 8 rooms and 15 people ( EXO + Mei Hua + 2 Manager oppas). I guess we'll choose who to room with, and there'll be one person to room alone. "

There was some chatter before I walked over to Kris and grabbed  a key. 

Luhan popped up behind me and asked " What are you doing?"

"I'm getting a room."

"Alone?" he asked 

"Yeah alone. Why?"

"What about me?! "he said with puppy eyes.

"What do you mean? I'm a girl and you're a guy."

"And I'm your boyfriend and you're girlfriend"

I blushed.

He is stating the obvious...

"OK, I said in a small voice, "But what about Sehun?"

"He's cheating on me with Kai." (SeKai!!!!!)

Once the pairs grabbed their keys, Kris held the 8th key, standing all alone.

Forever alone..... TT^TT

With partners and keys, each of us went to our designated bungalows.

I got bungalow 8.

We dragged our luggage across the planks, which made quite a hullabaloo.

The room was nicely decorated, with sea shells and turtle paintings lining the sea themed wallpaper.

There were 2 twin sized beds.

Luhan lept onto his bed, or at least, a bed.

There were two doors on opposite sided of the bungalow.

I opened the 2nd one.

It revealed a pathway that connected the other bungalows too.

It looks so cool!!!!!!

I opened my arms and ran  down the path.

Left ...

Right...

Back were I started...

U-turn because of scary Kris...

Going around.....

Right....

Left......

Beach.

Ah, the sand!!!!

I sat on the shore, and soaked up the sun.

The hat on my head suddenly flipped off my head.

A strong blast of wind lifted the hat off the ground.

"Hey come back!" I yelled at the hat.

The wind blew and blew.

The wind stopped and the hat settled down.

"Gotcha!" I said as the hat was in my hand.

I looked around. 

This isn't the shore...

I walked around aimlessly.

I entered some area covered with tall trees.

I heard some rustling.

"Luhan?" I said quietly.

Behind a tree walked a young man with blond hair.

He had a large back pack and a walking stick.

"Oh! Annyeonghasyeo!" He said waving at me and nodding in greeting.

I bowed and greeted him.

"Excuse me, ahjussi, but do you mind tell me how to get back to the shore with all the bungalows?"

"I'm lost myself, so I can't really help you. Mianhae" he said.

"I guess I'll join you on your quest to find civilization. What's your name ajhussi?"

"It's Daehyun" (He's not the one from BAP!!!)

"Hello Daehyun! What brings you to Jeju?"

"The scenery, the fresh air, and the girls." he said smiling looking at me.

After walking a while, I heard a faint yelling.

"Mei Hua! Where are you?!!"

"Mei Hua! Where are you?!!"

"Mei Hua! Where are you?!!"

As we continued to walk, it got louder.

It sounded like Luhan.

"Mei Hua! Where are you?!!"

"Here!!! Here! I yelled out.

I lept out into the sand and was welcomed by a huge bear hug.

Luhan was holding me so tight I had trouble breathing.

"Thank goodness you're ok." he whispered.

He nuzzled his head into the crook of my neck.

I patted his back and tried freeing myself.

He let go after 58876545683213324 seconds when Daehyun cleared his throat.

"Well, I'm gonna try to get a room to stay at. Seeya around, Stranger" he said.

"Bye Daehyun!" I waved

"Who was he?" Luhan said, his eyes like slits as he watched Daehyun go towards the largest Bungalow.

"Daehyun. He kept me company while I was lost in there" I said as I pointed at the forest thing.

He picked me up bridal style as we returned to our bungalow.

“Come on, let's change. We're gonna tour around to find some restaurants to eat dinner at later on, and maybe a bakery.”

I nodded.

Luhan POV:

We (all 15) gathered on the shore, and saw the sun beginning to set.

There were couples sharing drinks as the horizon turned different shades of orange.

“Alrighty. Everyone present? Kaja!” EXO-K's Manager said.

We walked down a trail till we got to Jeju City.

The streets were filled with people and the lights were bright and so extravagant.

“Let's go here” EXO-M's Manager said, pointing at a bakery.

Everyone ended up buying an individual cake, each one different from each other.

As we walked to find a good restaurant, we walk past a jewelry store, and Mei Hua stared at all the diamonds and pearsl and other gemstones with facination.

“They're so pretty”, I heard her say.

We stopped at this small local restaurant, and we brought our cakes along, into the restaurant.

For an hour we ate and talked.

“Jeju Happy Hour begins officially!!!” cried the short stocky waiter.

Everyone started ordering alcohol, and more people came in.

“Might as well.” Kai said, making a gesture for some alcohol.

The waiter brought 15 shot ups and some Soju.

The managers then asked for beer.

Mei Hua stared at her shot glass.

“Here we go” she mumbled.

1 shot

2 shots

3 shots

4 shots

She even drank down some poktanju, which the managers gave to her.

Here eyes started going out of focus.

And so were mine. Everything was so blurry, and I felt like singeing here and now...

Author POV:

The drunk group barely made it to their bungalows.

Luhan had given Mei Hua a piggy-back ride almost the entire way.

The couple entered their room, and Mei Hua giggled as Luhan staggered.

They both collapsed onto the nearest bed, and Mei Hua giggled again.

They stared at each other's faces.

“Luhan, why are their 3 pairs of eyes on your face?”

“There is?”

Luhan started poking his face.

“Look! You have a banananana on your face!” Luhan exclaimed.

Mei Hua dragged her hands across her face.

“Is the banana-na-na gone?”

Luhan nodded with great force.

“Well, banana-na-na or not, I'm goin' to sleep”

She lifted her dress up and and stood there with her thin legs and small waist exposed.

And her undergarments too.

The dress was stuck because she didn't the zipper.

“Luhan, will you help me?” she whispered.

Luhan nodded, as if he thought Min Hua could see him.

He seemed undisturbed at the sight of Mei Hua's underwear and bra.

He slowly ped her and the dress slid off with ease.

She lept nto the bed and snuggled into the comforter.

Luhan, staggered as he tried to remove his tight fitting pnats.

He only flipped them inside out, and they got stuck at his feet.

“Mei Hua, can you pull pleaze?”

Mei Hua sat up and pulled the corresponding parts of his pants.

He removed his shirt and stood in his undies as he tried to see straight.

“I'm cold, can I sleep with you?” he whispered huskily as he leaned near Mei Hua's ear.

She murmured a 'yes' and he joined her.

He wrapped his muscly arms around her waist, and held her close.

“What do you think is the meaning of marriage?” Luhan whispered

“To unite 2 peeple who luuuuuuurve each other vury vury mooch, and to have lots and lots of bebies.”

With that, Mei Hua fell asleep.

And Luhan soon followed her suit.

Wow, guys.

It's been a whole year since I first started this fic.

I feel so accomplished that I've gotten so far. 

I want to thank everyone (subbies, friends, silent readers...) for supporting and writing such wonderful comments about this fic.

You guys have been great inspiration for me to continue writing till the end.

Your comments make me laugh, and you guys make me really happy when I'm down.

This isn't goodbye yet, but I hope you will continue to support me!

Love you guys!

Let's let Lay show my lurve for ya guys/gals