'Niang' means mother, but informal. Like mom.

Mei Hua POV:

It's official.

I've been dating EXO-M's Luhan for 6 months now.

Each time I meet him, he gives me a dozen kisses, and a dozen kisses when we part.

And every time he brings me some momento.

He has brought me candy, flowers, stuffed animals, etc...

I think he's going to wring himself dry of his money!

It's possible to say that we are in love, but I think that is just the top.

My mere 'we are in a mutual relationship' vibe has changed.

My heart beat rises each time he smiles, and he always smiles.

I'll have a heart failure before my time if he keeps smiling ! >-<

I always feel my face heat up when he kisses me, lips or cheek.

I don't feel as embarassed when he hold my hand or hugs me.

But everytime he says that he loves me-

Which is practically every day.

-I just feel as if my heart is melting in a huge pot of L-O-V-E 

*sigh*

My new phone that Luhan got for me rang.

It was Mama.

(Italicized is Mama squealing speaking)

"Wei?"

"Wei se me ni bu gao su wo le?" (Why won't you tell me?)

"Gao su ni se me?" I responded. (Tell you what?)

"Ni de nan pen you!" (Your boyfriend!)

"Eh? Ne zhe me zhi dao le?" (Huh? How did you know?)

"Oh ho ho, wo you wo de xiao xi lai yuan" (Oh ho ho, I have my sources)

"Zhen de ma?" (Really?)

"Ta shi tai suai le!!!" (He is so handsome !!!)

"Mama, wo-" (Mama, I-)

"Ta shi tai ke ai le!!!" (He is so cute!!!)

"Wo xian zai shi man, wo den yi huer hui da dian hua gei ni. Bye bye" (I'm busy right now, I'll call you in a bit. Bye bye)

I hung up.

Mothers, am I right?

The apartment's aura suddenly changed.

There was a knock at the door.

I opened it and guess who it was?

Seriously guess.

Mama and Luhan

Mama had Luhan in some hug.

Luhan looked really awkward.

"Kan! Shi ni de nan pen you!" (Look! It's your boyfriend!)

*facepalm*

"Mama, I can see that."

"Look at that y blonde hair!" Mama said, ruffling his recently dyed hair.

*sigh*

I wonder what would of happened if I had a boyfriend before Luhan.

Would she be like this?

"Please, come in." I said monotonously.

She brought Luhan in along with some baggage.

Is she staying over?

I hope not!

"Wah, such pale, smooth skin! As you can see Luhan, I have old, wrinkly skin. You know, I once was a looker like you and all the boys at my school-"

"MAMA! Are you seriously trying to embarass me?!!"

"Noooooo~ I simply just adore your boyfriend."

Does my mother stop there?

NOOOOOOOO!

"I am so happy that Luhan is your boyfriend! A nice strong man will always be there to protect you!!!" she said squeezing Luhan's arm.

And on and on and on she goes...

"You know, Mei Hua used to hang out with lots of boys like you. She would have lots of boys come over to work on projects, or she would go to their house to tutor them. I could see the look in their eyes. Luhan believe me, it was like seeing a nature video where a male peacock would have the longest and brightest feathers trying to attract his female counterparts. And let me tell you, there were a lot of peacocks. A LOT! But she was never interested. I had 6 young men- SIX! -come to me to ask if I would be willing to let them go out with Mei Hua here. I would be eccentric! But, oh, Miss I'm-not-interested here was busy with her studies. And they were so handsome too! Not that you aren't, in fact, you are one of the most handsome men on this Earth, except for my lao gong."

I buried my face in my arms.

I then realized something.

"Luhan, by the way, this is my niang."

He relaxed by like 5%.

My mother kep blabbing on and on about my past.

If I had 1000 won for everytime she embarassed me, I'd be filthy rich.

"Mama, can you be quiet?"

She quieted down, and smirked.

"You're embarassed!!!!!!!" she said quietly.

*sigh*

"Oh! I need a picture! Get together."

My mother dragged me down as she stood up with her Canon Powershot camera that hung around her neck.

"Kiss!" she whispered as me and Luhan sat awkwardly.

Luhan jerkily moved his face got closer to mine and gave me a peck on the cheek.

"Oh I see, you guys don't want me to know what's really going on." she pointed to su as she let go of the camera.

She made a circle with one hand and straightened her index finger on the other.

She moved them in and out of each other.

What does that mean?

I turned to Luhan for an answer, but I don't think he would be answering anytime soon.

He was a deep beet red.

Deep. Red.

"Luhan get's my meaning" niang said nodding approvingly.

"Luhan what does that mea-"

"Ok let's go!" Luhan says hoarsely, grabbing my hand.

Then we left niang in my apartment.

Mrs. Zhou's POV:

They left me here alone.

Luhan POV:

Mei Hua's niang is a tad bit, strange.

*cough*

Anyways...

"Mei Hua I never really asked you this, but when is your birthday?"

"Oh, April 17th." (A/N:Yeah, I never thought of this, but Mei Hua's/ your b-day is the day I craeted this fic. April 17th, the only resonable day, at least in my opinion.)

"That's in nine days!"

"So?" she responded complacently.

"Your birthday is a very important thing! It is a celebration of your-"

I paused mid sentence.

How old is Mei Hua?

"Hey how old are you?"

"21" she said, as she started to swing our linked hands. 

(FYI: In most countries in asia [I think], the time you have spent in the womb is considered a year of your life. So when you are born, you are technically 1, and then on the following b-day, you would be 2. I'm going to be using these standards, so Luhan will be turning 24 by these standards and Mei Hua is born in 1993 [The same year as Tao!])

"So you're not a noona...." I mumbled.

"What did you say?" she asked.

"Chen and Xiuming always called you noona and they're both older than you."

"By how much?" she asked curiously.

"Xiumin's 24 and Chen's  almost 22"

"With his baby face?!" Mei Hua asked.

I assumed she was talking about Xiumin.

Yup Baozi is the oldest, but he looks like one of the youngest, including me. ❀◕ ‿ ◕❀

"Yeah, it's kinda weird...."

Then there was silence.

"Let's not talk about the members. Let's just relax in our love~"

I kissed her on the lips, and I could feel the heat rising in her face.

This happens almost every time. 

She looks down at her feet as she tries to cool her face. 

Ke ai!

I hear some faint shutter noise.

What's that noise coming from?

I don't see anything behind us....

We walked around for 30 minutes before sitting down at some park bench.

Mystery Person (Not in EXO) POV:

Come on kiss!

I've been following you for 30 minutes since you left the apartments, and nothing interesting has happened.

I forgot to remove the cap on my camra when the two kissed, so I got a black screen shot instead.

Arg, do something exciting!

My knees are starting to give out.

Ah they're sitting out on the bench so it's more comfortable to make out!

Nope.

They are just sitting on the bench holding hands.

Seriously?!

No action at all?!!

Luhan takes out a single rose he had in a small bag that he had been carrying around for a while.

Mei Hua takes the rose and smells it, smiling.

How sweet, NOW KISS!

She's moving closer, closer, and she.......

Rests her head on Luhan's shoulder.

They speak inaudibly.

What are they saying?

Luhan soon rests his head on top of Mei Hua's.

Did they come here to see the pigeons peck or to make out??!!!!

Luhan gets up and goes out of sight.

I watch Mei Hua intently.

She just stared off into space.

Aish, at least try to look entertained.

He came back with 2 hot coffee/ cocoas.

I know Mei Hua doesn't like cofee that much.

Then they watch the pigeons peck..

~~~~~~~~~~~

It has been 1 hour.

An hour of painful squatting and boredom.

I had my camera poised at them for so long.

I need a ttripod next time.

They did nothing.

Were they conversing telepathically?

Suddenly they get uo, and Luhan looks at Mei Hua.

His back faces me.

His head dips and I can't see what they're doing!

"OY! LUHAN MOVE YOUR HEAD SO I CAN SEE YOU GUYS KISS!!!"

Luhan turns in my direction.

He squints and mouths the words, "Mrs Zhou?"

Mrs. Zhou POV: (Basically the mystery POV, but you know who it is now)

Mei Hua peeks out from behind Luhan.

"Mama???!!!!!! Why are you here?" she yells out.

I stomp towards them, and arrange them accordingly so they were facing each other and were holding hands.

"I'm going to get a decent picture of you guys if it even kills me!" I grumbled.

They look as if they were standing infront of a priest, preparing to say their vows...

How sweet.

"Now kiss!!!" I ordered, "And not some crappy one! An actual sweet one!"

They look scared out of their scarves.

They slowly move toward each other and their lips touch.

"Now don't move!" I said.

They looked kinda awkward, their eyes shifting side to side, as if they were puzzled about what to do.

*CLICK*

Now I can die happy!

~At SM Building~

Author POV:

Up the several flight of stairs of the SM building, there was a room.

In the room, there was a large chair.

In the chair, was an older man.

His name was Lee Sooman.

In his hands was a laptop.

On the laptop screen was the confirmation of 13 tickets to Jeju Island.

The older man clicked a button.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Interesting chapter...

Well, that was hard.

If you guys don't know, I changed all the "_________"'s into "Mei Hua" or whatever according to the context.

If you guy just so happen to reread it or if you are a new reader or whatever, and you come across a random ________, please tell me, b/c if someone reads it, they'll be very confused... 

Whew!

Anyways, Happy First Anniversary EXO!!!!

It's been one year since your debut (or since you released your mini album in some places)

Some vids to commemorate that!

The one below is quite touching, so watch it!

Buh-bye!