Author POV:

It was time for the evil punishments....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"Let's bring in the ice cream!"

If there were any fans in the studio(Aside from Aei Young), they would be all like: "No! Let us go in EXO's place... They are too precious!"

LOL...

Or is it not 'LOL'...

A large bowl about arm's length was carried in.

And piled into it was a lot of ice cream.

All of it was vanilla, but by gosh, look at all of the toppings!

Caramel, choclate, cherries, strawberries, whipped cream, blueberries, sprinkles, chocolate chips, assorted nuts, and even whole bananas.

Heck, as another topping, they added more ice cream.

"If you can eat at least a fourth of the 20kg dish within 3 minutes, we will not make you drink the Ttongsul. I personally don't like the taste."

Spoons were brought in, as the MC started her stop watched.

Sehun took a single chomp of ice cream, before he  rubbed his head.

Kai, went all out and shoved the ice cream in spoonfuls.

Doesn't seem to be affecting him...

Chanyeol was smiling between mouthfuls. 

His pearly whites looked even brighter against the stuff stuck in his teeth.

Suho and D.O. were the only ones practicing any etiquette.

They wiped their mouths after each mouthful, and took it slow.

Baekhyun was just picking off the fruits.

*At the end*

Sehun was lying on the floor, after 3 epic bites of ice cream.

Kai ate the most.

Obviously.

Chanyeol also contributed a lot.

As of currently, he's breaking out the floss...

Suho, D.O.; Appa and Umma, were trying to wipe of the mess made by the others.

Baekhyun successfully ate most of the fruits.

"Now let's see how much was eaten by EXO-K!"

...

"EXO-K ate 11 kg!!!!!! You guys don't need to drink the Ttongsul anymore. Time for EXO-M! EXO-K can go into the back and get cleaned up. EXO-M, you have to do  push ups now! Let's start with Kris!"

Kris got down in a second and pumped out the push ups fast.

Then he was done.

"Yeah go Duizhang!" EXO cheered.

"Let's have the LuHua couple."

"Hey, Jaemin MC? Can Mei Hua and I split the 20?"

"Awwww, what a perfect example of a couple."

Mei Hua smiled, and hugged Luhan.

"What do you say EXO?" the MC said, turning towards them.

The Maknaes (Tao, Sehun, and Kai) were making X's with their arms, shaking their heads.

Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Xiumin, Chen, Lay, and D.O were giving their consent with thumbs up.

The leaders stood and watched, being undecisive.

"Fine, since the Tao, Sehun and Kai were severely outnumbered, we'll go with Luhan's suggestion" the MC said.

"I'll go slow with you, kay babe?" Luhan said into Mei Hua 's ear.

"Alright"

"Let's get down." the MC stated, "Ready. Set. GO!"

Luhan started slowly, imaging the hardships for Mei Hua, since she probably didn't have as much muscle as himself.

Boy, was he wrong.

Like Duizhang, she pumped out her 10 really fast.

Shocked, he dropped on his knees.

"Oh no! Luhan! Tuna! Tuna! Tuna!" Xiumin yelled

The rest of EXO joined, even the respectable leaders.

Tuna was brought in.

Mei Hua whispered something into the MC's ear, which caused her to smile.

Mei Hua grabbed the chopsticks and began picking up a piece of tuna.

"Say 'Ahhhh' Luhan" she cooed.

He gratefully opened his mouth.

He even closed his eyes.

Secretly, Mei Hua grabbed an even larger piece, and shoved it in his mouth.

He choked, but not severely. (A/N: Calm down guys.... Luhan isn't going to be killed.)

"Hey!" he yelped out of suprise. 

Luhan grabbed the spare chopsticks, picked up a piece of tuna, and tried feeding Mei Hua.

It made a smear on her cheek, then fell to the floor.

D.O.'s eyes were beginning to shimmer with tears.

"The poor...... delicious......... tuna...."

He turned his back towards the excitement, thinking of the poor tuna.

"Enough! This tuna is expensive, and we don't want to waste it."

They stopped and Luhan continued wolfing* down the tuna.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Chen and Xiumin did pushup, Xiumin sitting on Chen, and vice versa.

Tuna for them...

"Well, since we are running out of time today, we'll have to change some things a bit. EXO-K please nominate someone to eat the ramen."

All hands pointed at Kai.

He looked around.

"Bwo?"

He had been blanking out, and suddenly came up to speed.

Before he knew it, he was seated at a table, with a bowl of ramyun.

Wow, time moves fast.

He chowed down the ramyun, before anyone could stop him.

And before the peppers kicked in, Kai had already finished, patting his stomach with satisfaction.

"That was really good, I-"

He fanned his mouth as he ran off stage.

Poor Kai...

"Oh goodness. I think he'd like the Ttongsul now..."

There was a nervous chuckle.

"We'll be right back after this commercial break."

~~~~~~~~~~~

"Kai has cooled his flaming tongue, and now it is time for the most exciting part of the show! Cross dressing!!!!! On our Cyworld website, we have a an interactive poll game. The EXO-M idols have been transformed into dolls, and you get to dress them, with a limited variety of female clothing. The most popular  one on each idol gets to dress like the interactive doll! Mei Hua is the only one who could dress as a boy though, so she is excluded from the poll. Get online!" the MC announced.

Oh, wow, this is exciting >-<.

The MC turned to ask how EXO-M felt about cross dressing.

"Not excited," Kris said grimly.

The rest nodded in agreement.

Thoughts of Chanyeol and Baekhyun cross dressing during predebut possibly frightened them.

(A/N: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL)

Excluding Mei Hua, who knew nothing about that.

And thank goodness.

10 minutes later~

"The results are in! EXO-M and Mei Hua have already gone backstage and are changing. Let's first have the leader, Kris!"

Some pop music played, as Kris walked out.

Imagine Kris strutting down a catwalk.

And he has his smirk.

Instead of wearing sensible clothes, he's wearing a neon bikini.

The top, barely fitting over his manly pecs.

And his chocolate abs....

I'm not going to describe down below.

But he wore a sheer sarong.

Use your real imagination. ;)

And some sandal like wedges.

Add a wig of flowing blond hair.

Now make that smirk disappear, and make a smile of embarassment appeared.

Tada!

"Pose Kris! Pose!" the MC said laughing.

He made a feeble attempt before running off stage.

EXO-K were watching, and had a hard time not laughing.

Aei Young had trouble breathing because of Kris.

"Ok! Time for precious unicorn, Lay!"

Time to put on your imagination goggles....

He came out in a mini-skirt, displaying his feminine dancer legs.

He almost passed for a girl, if it were not for the flatness of his chest under the halter top.

His hair were stuck into small ponytails.

He gave a quick peace sign and scurried off-camera. (A/N: Please answer me. Is it called peace sign, or v-sign? Or both? These are the questions that bother me...)

"Xiumin!"

He came out, loud and proud, in a schoolgirl's outfit.

His brown wig had been tied into little braids. 

Xiumin did some winking, before rushing after his preceders.

Chen was dressed if he was going clubbing, in a super-duper sparkly dress.

He even donned high platform heels.

He stuck out his hip, and used one hand to trace his leg from the instep of his foot, to the trim of the dress.

He walked off stage with a sway in his hips.

Tao was dressed as his signature character. 

Sorta. 

He wore black and white, a little panda character prancing on his chest.

He did some aegyo, including his bbuing bbuing.

Adjust your imagination googles to the highest setting....

Luhan walked out after Tao went off camera.

In a white summer dress and a blond wig, Luhan walked out as Marilyn Monroe.

He even had red lipstick on, with eyeliner.

He did her signature pose, and even blew a kiss.

He winked before twirling off of stage.

Then lastly, came out Chuck Norris.

I mean Mei Hua was dressed as Chuck Norris.

She wore a beard and a wig.

She looked like a weaker, leaner version of him.

Mei Hua attempted to show off her muscle.

Didn't work.

Then, all of EXO was called out, for one last appearence on stage.

"Well this is the end of our show! Let's thank EXO for joining us!"

EXO bowed, and the camera's were shut off.

~~~~~~~~~~~

EXO-K were still laughing, and Kris was sulking. 

He defensively brought his hands up over his chest while the rest were laughing.

EXO-K got in their van, and EXO-M in theirs.

Luhan was patting Mei Hua's head as she lay on his shoulder.

"Ohhhh, I'm so tired..." she whined, "This is what your life is like..."

"Yeah. But you kinda learn to accept it." Luhan replied.

Mei Hua slept as the car drived on.

Luhan POV:

I shook Mei Hua awake.

The sun was setting.

Yes, we  were at Flupperware Studio for that long...

We had stopped by STL, upon Mei Hua's request.

"Hey, we're here."

Mei Hua groggily woke up.

"I'll walk you out." I said.

She mechanically nodded, her eyes still closed.

I walked her out of the car, and she nearly fell.

I caught her in my arms, and  she rested there for a while.

She was warm, but in a good way.

"I'm cold- Let's stay like this for a moment." she mumbled.

I felt pride in hugging her like this.

She smelled like sunshine and rainbows. 

If that was even a smell.

*HONK HONK*

"Oy! Lovey dovey couple! Wrap it up!" Xiumin yelled out the car window.

I glanced at the car before looking back at Mei Hua.

I lifted her chin and kissed her gently.

Her eyes flashed open, but she didn't make any move to stop me.

Against her soft lips, I murmured, "See you soon."

I gave her a tight squeeze before letting her go and walking to the car.

She grabbed her rather pink face, and grazed her lips with her finger.

I smiled, resting against the window, as I saw her disappear into STL.

ASDFGHJKL

I think the last part was nice....

I apologize for not updating so yeah...

Have you guys heard EXO's demo of the song wolf?

Click to listen!

I like it ^-^

Anyways, just a quick poll for you guys that would help me a lot!

Thanks for reading!