Soup named the group Seventeen Hoes

Visualhui
Cheol... there aren't 17 of us where is 17 coming from

Soup
17 is the average age of all 14 of us...
Well, for 13 of us bc I forgot someone when I was calculating
BuT THATS IRRELEVANG

Booyonce
What is this for, hyung?

Chazza
Junhui hyung what the heck is this name

Divahan
lanGUAGE CHAN THERE ARE BABIES HERE. INCLUDING YOU

Chazza
Hyung you're not my mum

Divahan
LeE ChAN I RAISED YOU ON MY BACK YOU DISRESPECTFUL BRAT I AM YOUF MOTHER

Chazza
Sorry hyung

Divahan
...

Chazza
... sorry eomma

Divahan
Good

Sockmin
What is happening why am I here

Visualhui
(¬_¬) Soup explain the children are confused

10:10 lateold
Who let Junhui choose the names

Bag of Luck
I think this is quite fitting

Visualhui 
I made the chat
I make the names

Rappersol
I'm not complaining

10:10 lateold
Okay hyung sorry hyung 

Booyonce
Same as Sol about the name

Visualhui 
I'm like 5 days older than you why do you even call me hyung

10:10 lateold
You're scary hyung

Small Satan
Well I am complaining

Visualhui
... really?

10:10 lateold
Yes you and Minghao are terrifying
It's something about you Chinese boys...
Where exactly is Minghao?
How is he?

Mingew
Yes how is my son

Divahan
Boi he's my son and so are you

Mingew
Do you even know me Jeonghan?

Divahan
Binch I know mostly everything about all of you
And don't question how I know, I just do

Visualhui
Minghao is only younger than you by a few months Gyu. 
But, he's fine
He's awake
And he's sitting next to me and eating right now
I've already gotten his meds so he's had those as well

Mingew
Okay that's good
But Jihoon-hyung your name is true

Small Satan
Where are you right now Mingyu?

Mingew
The arcade with Wonwoo on a date
Why do you ask?

Small Satan
Oh, no reason

Small Satan is offline

10:10 lateold
He's coming to kill you he just left our apartment with a guitar

Mingew
weLL COME ON WONWOO LETS GO

Mingew is offline

Divahan
LANGUAGE THERE ARE CHILDREN

Jeonghan's Baby
Eomma what does that word mean

Divahan
You dont need to know baby

Sockmin
Oh come on hyung, Muel
Even I knew what that word was when I was 11

Jeonghan's Baby
What word?

Sockmin
Oh god he really is innocent

Soup
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Jihoon