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General

1. Coffee Shop AU
2. together literally every day AU
3. vet clinic AU
4. college professors AU
5. on a train together and the train is stopped in the middle of nowhere for some reason AU
6. Letter found in an old notebook AU
7. Road trip across the country and accidentally crossing paths AU
8. Work at the same ty restaurant and have all the same ty shift times AU
9. Record store AU
10. basically just like a coffee shop AU but with music
11. Always getting the same cashier when checking out at Target no matter what day it is AU
12. 1950’s diner AU
13. Youtubers AU
14. Found the phone number of an old childhood friend in some box at the back of your closet and decided to call it to see if it still worked AU
15. ‘I live in the apartment below yours and I keep getting your mail this needs to stop dammit’ AU
16. Going up to the mountains for Christmas and getting stuck at the ski resort because of bad weather AU
17. ENGLISH LOVE AFFAIR AU
18. Going to the fair and rocking the Ferris wheel seat so the person sitting next to you clings to you like a lifeline AU
19. Walked into the wrong classroom and didn’t realize until halfway through AU
20. Hugged to wrong person from behind AU
21. Waved back at someone who wasn’t waving to you in the first place AU
22. snowed in AU
23. lives alone in the woods and finds a confused lost person walking around AU
24. finding a puppy on the side of the road AU
25. asthma attack without the inhaler in the middle of the night and the other one has to calm them down AU
26. spy AU
27. con artists AU
28. grew up as best friends but you got hot over the summer can I touch ur biceps AU
29. scared of flying AU
30. “I have no idea how to work this washing machine, can you help me?“
31. person A asking for directions from person B because they’re new in town and hopelessly lost
32. constantly fighting for the best seat in the library/coffee shop/whatever
33. Neighbors who only meet because I cannot get this stupid jar open, can you help?
34. Argue over the last jar of cranberry sauce at the 7/11 au.
35. Both stood up on blind dates au
36. Buddy cop au
37. 1940s noir au
38. Meet in a diner at 2am au
39. Patients on the same hospital ward au
40. while volunteering in the library for a summer reading scheme, got talking to the guy who brought cousins to sign up au
41. talked for hours in a queue for tickets au
42. asked for advice for a recipe in the supermarket because you had no internet connection au
43. showed you had to use the gym equipment and then turned out to be your gym class instructor au
44. met at a Renaissance  faire AU
45. sat next to each other on a roller coaster AU
46. got locked out of dorm room AU
47. camping in the same area AU
48. hurricane during a beach trip AU
49. met at a card game competition AU
50. kids go to the same school AU
51. repairman AU
52. strip club AU
53. surfer AU
54. private security AU
55. Deep into Character Development AU
56. meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room au
57. monopoly night au
58. commiserating on a night shift at McDonalds au
59. you were the only one that offered to help me move in au
60. marching band au
61. sharing a high school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au
62. working in a museum au
63. panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights au
64. I keep calling tech support because you’re helpful and also your voice is really cute au
65. rival ice cream trucks au
66. you helped me get my kayak upright so we’re friends forever au
67. competitive buskers who eventually form a band au
68. newspaper advice columnists who passive-aggressively diss one another in their advice au
69. working at a theatre together during the midnight premiere of a blockbuster au
70. Coffee shop AU
71. found their phone number in a library book au
72. hitchhiker ride au
73. met through online rpg au
74. accidentally taking each other’s bags au
75. camp councilors au
76. antiques shop au
77. called the wrong number while drunk au
78. shop au
79. found your their dog au
80. crashed the their car au
81. yoga class au
82. public demonstration au
83. Both Speak a Different Language and Have to Communicate Another Way AU
84. Small Town Lovers AU
85. Road Trip AU
86. meeting on Tumblr au
87. artists au
88. lost in a museum au
89. meeting on an online game au
90. art shop au
91. mattress store au
92. Goth au
93. grocery store au
94. wrong apartment au
95. pizza delivery au
96. on the same sports team au
97. Arranged Marriage AU 
98. CIA AU
99. Fallen Angel AU 
100. James Bond AU 
101. Fashion Designer AU 
102. Dancer AU 
103. CEO AU 
104. Band on a Tour AU 
105. reached for the last snack item at the same time au
106. accidentally ‘borrowed’ their towel at their gym au
107. saw their number graffitied on a toilet stall au
108. parents signed them up for the same ty art/science program au
109. met on omegle au
110. thirst follow au
111. mail keeps coming to the wrong address au
112. I think your dog likes my dog” au
113. Wrong bag AU 
114. Hey can I use your charger AU 
115. Missed the same flight AU
116. Accidentally fall asleep on stranger AU
117. Can I use your hotspot AU
118. Running late for same flight AU
119. Get in the same cab AU
120. Share the same layover AU
121. Racing on the walkway AU
122. Hot pilot AU
123. Sitting by the same wall plug AU
124. Getting lost in the airport AU
125. Last bag of gummy bears in the machine AU
126. Thinking they’re someone else and jump hugging them AU
127. Airport bar AU 
128. Commenting on the TV in the gate AU 
129. Can I borrow money for the pay phone AU
130. Huge storm all planes grounded AU
131. Stuck in the subway AU
132. Huge blizzard only one room left in the hotel AU 
133. Both in the smoking room AU
134. Scared of flying and needing comfort AU
135. In line together AU
136. Grabbed wrong shoes in security AU
137. Grabbed wrong anything in security AU
138. Being patted down AU 
139. Don’t speak the language AU 
140. Help with wheel chair AU 
141. Took the wrong phone off the charger station AU 
142. Plane pressure drop and helping with the mask AU 
143. Only one on late night bus AU 
144. Wrong tour group AU 
145. Oops went the wrong way AU 
146. Why didn’t you recycle that AU
147. My airplane TV screen doesn’t work can I watch yours AU 
148. Heard childhood best friends name being called on the loudspeaker AU
149. Heard first loves name being called AU 
150. Ghost haunting airport AU 
151. Only open seat in a diner AU 
152. Can I have a stick of gum AU 
153. Wearing the same shirt as a stranger AU 
154. How many ways do you think we could smuggle drugs AU
155. Actually smuggling drugs AU 
156. Human trafficking AU 
157. Left wallet in a cab AU 
158. Talking about art in a museum AU 
159. Both typing essays on plane and helping each other AU
160. Rival teams heading to the same tournament AU
161. Vampires
162. Band heroes
163. Librarians
164. Office romance/bromance
165. Genderbend
166. Hospital staff
167. Hollywood
168. Broadway
169. Bandits/criminals
170. Medieval
171. Modern
172. shape shifter au
173. road trip au
174. stripper au
175. elevator stopped and we can’t get out au
176. one is a ghost au
177. debate on a mutual friends status au
178. librarian assistant au
179. dog walker au
180. internet friends au
181. scared of flying on a plane au
182. amnesia au
183. bookshop au
184. high school teachers au
185. goes to wrong apartment when drunk au
186. music store au
187. cross dresser au
188. foster care au
189. witness protection au
190. meet in online rpg au
191. picked a random number in a phone book and got you au
192. ice skaters au
193. roller skaters au
194. dancing partners au
195. singing partners au
196. mermaid au
197. stuck in an elevator together au
198. daycare au
199. yoga class au
200. Disney au
201. meeting on a vacation au
202. gangsters/ mobsters au
203. dystopian au
204. utopian au
205. wizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong house
206. bffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AU
207. archaeologist AU
208. paramedic AU
209. ghosts in love AU
210. go to the same support group AU
211. just keep running into each other everywhere AU
212. younger siblings are best friends AU
213. ski patrol au
214. McDonalds au
215. you work at the ice cream stand across from my hamburger place and you’re cute au
216. the electricity went out and I don’t have candles au
217. you turned up at my door sopping wet and I don’t know what else to do au
218. reached for the last item on the shelf au
219. detention au
220. playing romantic interests in a play au
221. time travel au
222. summer camp au
223. sat next to each other on the train/airplane/bus au
224. stuck in an airplane au
225. went on the school trip together au
226. ballet au
227. Boarding school au
228. romantic comedy scriptwriters AU 
229. Disney world characters au
230. Picking apples at grocery store when all of them fall down AU
231. Modern royalty AUs
232. Egyptologists AUs
233. Book club AUs
234. Met at comic con AUs
235. Lifeguard AUs
236. 1920s con artists AUs
237. Time traveling AUs
238. Struggling artists AUs
239. incredibly long cross-country train ride AU
240. police procedural AU
241. bookstore AU
242. reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
243. platonic living together AU
244. lawyers AU
245. stuck-in-an-airport-because-the-flights-were-SO-VERY-delayed-and-it’s-like-two-am AU
246. sent to live with cousins AU
247. pretending to be siblings because of reasons AU
248. teaming up to rescue respective abducted children AU
249. pseudo-adopting-the-runaway-I-ran-into AU
250. forget high school students AU I want a high school teachers AU
251. law school AU
252. on the same college tour AU
253. trapped in a bank during a robbery AU
254. forced to share a table at the coffee shop a couple days in a row because crowded coffee shop and no room AU
255. DOCTORS AU
256. medical school AU
257. ride the same bus

Domestic AUs

1. Sock skating in the newly waxed floors.
2. Fighting over the thermostat settings.
3. Movie night on the couch.
4. With nowhere else to be, they both spend their rare day off at home.
5. Hosting a holiday party for their mutual friends.
6. Game night.
7. “Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it’s okay?”
8. Your stray red item turned my whites pink.
9. Rosh ambo to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud.
10. Swapping “miracle cure recipes” for hangovers.
11. Having to put up holiday decorations together after a big fight.
12. Target practice with marshmallow shooter and the local kit of pigeons.
13. Power outage causes them to have dinner by candle light.
14. “My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on”
15. Person A is sick and Person B takes care of them.
16. “What is ______ doing in the freezer?”
17. Person A runs into Person B’s one-night stand at breakfast.
18. Sharing book titles/CDs.
19. Volunteers to investigate the strange noises coming from the closet.
20. Begrudgingly adopts the cat that climbed in through the open window and hid in said closet.
21. The ceiling is leaking. Who wants to deal with the apartment manager?
22. Person A suspect the new neighbors are serial killers. Person B attempts to placate them.
23. Choosing to repaint the apartment and goes to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches.
24. Thunderstorm cuddles

Roommate/Neighbors AU

1. 'friend of a friend needs a place to stay before they get evicted’ au
2. 'roommate falls in the shower and breaks an arm’ au
3. 'roommate has a nightmare and doesn’t want to sit alone at night’ au 
4. 'new roommate cooks alone for the first time and almost burns down the house’ au
5. 'roommate gets sick and needs tissues and cough sweets and soup’ au
6. 'overhearing roommate singing in the shower to find out they sound angelic’ au
7. 'My roommate is kind of hot?????’
8. Walks in on roommate crying while watching a movie in the living room.
9. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
10. walking in on hot roommate ing oh my god
11. Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
12. “wait, you’re not the roommate I requested”
13. Neighbors in a ty apartment building that share a sense of solidarity for each other (also a mutual attraction because hot what)

Romance!

1. I promise I’m not hitting on you but you smell really good"
2. Sleepy kisses AU
3. Inappropriately timed confessions
4. INAPPROPRIATELY TIMED PROPOSALS
5. At a ski lodge and somehow got stuck outside in the middle of the storm but hey look there’s a conveniently abandoned cabin I guess the logical thing to do is go in there and snuggle for warmth for the night
6. Seeing love interest in formal wear for the first time whaaat
7. Everyone thinks they’re dating and then they start wondering if they’re dating
8. Oops friend looks like the only place to sleep in this house is this small, twin-sized bed, guess we’ll have to share
9. Crashed the wrong wedding and now the best man/maid of honor is on my , but hey they’re kinda hot so???
10. drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy ” according to their director AU
11. You belong to a rival team, but I’m falling head first for you and I’m trying my hardest to not throw the championship game away au.
12. I see you with the same person all the time and I assume you two are in a relationship so I’ll just pine for you from a distance au.
13. We’ve been together for a while now and I want to have a family with you but don’t know how to approach the topic since you made it pretty clear that you dislike children au.
14. you’re in the air force and I’m in the marines and deeply in love you, but I’m not sure if it’s possible for us to be anything because I just got my orders and I’ll be an ocean away from you au.
15. Drunk dialed/texted ex/crush oh hell
16. We met years ago when you helped me find my mom when I got lost in the mall and I never forgot your soft smile even after all these years au.
17. I work the late shift at the bar and you recently started being a regular during the evening, always looking like a wreck and one day I finally worked up the nerve to ask if you were okay. You tell me how you have twins and the mother/father left and you don’t know what to do so you’re drinking your problems away au.
18. You’re my tutor on a subject that I can easily ace but I’m only acting stupid because I really want to know how your lips taste and feel like against mine au.
19. I’m a criminal detective investigating a murder and you’re a suspect. You definitely look the part of a murderer… unfortunately. It should be illegal to be that hot and menacing au.
20. You and I meet at a bachelor/ette show with both of us hoping to get with, well, the bachelor/ette only to find and fall for each other au.
21. 'I guess we’ll have to share the bed’
22. 'maybe we should pretend to date’
23. 'Oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’
24. kissed them as a distraction while stealing their wallet au
25. I can’t go alone to my ex’s wedding
26. Omg our car broke down in a snowstorm
27. Hot single dad hires broke babysitter
28. “we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled” au
29. “we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for Christmas” au
30. “can u help me sneak my cat into my dorm” au
31. “accidentally got assigned the same library study room so I guess we’ll have to share for the semester” au
32. “It’s raining and u forgot your umbrella so come over and stand under mine while we wait for the bus” au

EVERYTHING IS THE SAME BUT/ Magical

1. antlers AU
2. wings AU
3. spirit animal that follows them around AU
4. It rains ducks AU (Like the bird. Srs)
5. name on the wrist for soulmate AU
6. first words of what your soulmate says to you on wrist AU
7. every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist More info here

PEN PALS or LETTERS

1. pen pals AU
2. pen pals for class au
3. Pen pals who meet in person for the first time AU
4. pen pals who vent at each other every week au

APOCALYPSE

1. Apocalypse survivors au
2. 'Maybe if we met before the apocalypse I could have loved you properly.’ AU
3. being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead AU

Random

1. “are we both robbing the same house oh ” AU
2. growing up together in a rough neighborhood AU
3. mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues AU
4. 'I heard you singing backstreet boys at 3am and decided to sing along oops’ AU
5. ’ holy I’m in the wrong car’ AU
6. LASER TAG AU
7. ‘Omg I can’t believe you still listen to CDs let me help you digitize’ AU
8. ’ I know you steal my Wi-Fi to watch but it’s kind of hot idk’ AU
9. 'My pet really hates your pet’ AU
10. ’ Customer that knows wayyyy more than the brand new employee please help me out’ AU
11. 'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD” AU
12. 'dude I know we don’t know each other but my swim trunks came off when I jumped in the water can you grab them for me’ AU
13. ”it’s 2am and I’m drunk and I need some goddamn French fries right now so open your ing door’ AU
14. SWIM TEAM AU
15. 'got mistaken for a celebrity by the celebrity’s biggest fan’ AU
16. 'this person just fell asleep on me in the subway but they’re cute so whatever’ AU
17. 'sorry I set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time I was trying to cook’ AU
18. 'so YOU’RE the douchebag who keeps mowing their lawn while I’m trying to sleep’ AU
19. 'I know nothing about camping will you help me I think I heard a bear’ au
20. WINDOW WASHER AU 
21. 'we’re literally the only two kids who ride this school bus maybe we should carpool or make out or something’ AU
22. 'I hired you off craigslist to be my date for a wedding’ AU
23. ’I’m a werewolf but I’m embarrassed to tell you because my wolf form is more like a Chihuahua’ AU
24. 'we both tried to rob a bank at the same time’ AU
25. fighting a squirrel AU
26. ”your sandcastle is pathetic” beach au
27. 'I’m pretending to be ur bff because u looked VERY uncomfortable with that person at the bar hitting on u’ AU
28. 'What the are you doing it’s midnight why are you playing 'My Heart Will Go On’ on the piano’ AU
29. Alternatively, ‘I’m going to lean out the window and sing along until you ing stop and wonder who else is singing’ AU
30. 'Your cat keeps getting into my house and I don’t even know how would you care to explain’ AU
31. 'I forgot to do my homework so I’m just going to copy off of you and hope that you didn’t get the answers wrong’ AU
32. “which hasn’t returned the DVD I want yet” au
33. Model who looks and acts really professional at the photo shoot but is actually a huge nerd AU
34. AU where they are coincidentally seated next to each other at a sports game as strangers and get caught by the Kiss Cam
35. Stole a car with someone sleeping in the back seat [Turns out that the car had already been stolen so basically you just stole a stolen car] AU
36. I lost a bet and I am a man of my word so here I am about to get a bikini wax for the first time. I knew it was going to be painful but what I wasn’t expecting was that a really hot guy going to do the waxing and now I’m trying failing to not get a hard on au.
37. We’re guild mates in a mmorpg and I’ve only ever heard your voice and I may or may not have jacked off to you just talking while I had my mic off. And now I accidentally forgot to turn it off and you heard me breathing hard your name as I came on myself au.
38. Our families loathe each other because we’re competing for the best pizza restaurant title and now they asked us to get close to each other to steal the opposing family’s secret. But the thing was that we’ve been together for months so we fake a fake relationship and give our family false information au.
39. rival superhero’s who are trying to protect the same small city
40. posted a joke ad in the classifieds but someone actually responded
41. person A who sits in the back of every staff meeting and makes snarky comments under their breath about everyone the whole time and person B who arrived late and sat next to them and can barely hold in their laughter
42. “we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories" au
43. “accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus” au
44. “tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out” au
45. “I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you’ve gotten a new flower I’m allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is” au
46. “you know you’re singing to your headphones out loud, right” au
47. beat the crap out of each other in online multiplayer au
48. worked really well together in online co-op au
49. met while buying condoms at the corner store
50. little kids getting way too caught up in make-believe AU
51. got involved in a heated game of Smash Bros. at a con AU 

Movies, Anyone?

1. Labyrinth au!
2. Jurassic park au?
3. Bonnie and Clyde or Thelma and Louise au
4. GREASER/SOCS AU OH MY GOD
5. Breaking Bad AU 
6. FRIENDS AU 
7. Zombie AU 
8. Season 5 of SPN AU 
9. Lucifer and Michael AU 
10. Backpacking Across Europe AU 
11. Kingdom Hearts AU 
12. Mermaid AU 
13. Beauty and the Beast AU 
14. Adam and Eve AU 
15. Noah’s Ark AU 
16. Fight club au
17. Murder mystery au
18. Reality TV show au
19. Both cosplay the same character at a con au
20. Sitting next to each other in the theatre au.

 It Takes Two to Tango

1. Soldiers on opposing side au
2. Prisoner and prison guard au
3. war prisoner/captor who lets them go but they want to stay AU
4. One character is an angel and one is a demon au
5. Taken hostage at the bank au
6. Alternatively, Hostage Taker and Hostage
7. Tailor and customer au
8. Next to each other on a turbulent plane journey au
9. both turned to look at a cute kid and saw each other au
10. got debating on a mutual friend’s status au
11. asked a library helper for reading advice and got excited about the same books au
12. Sitting in Detention AU
13. Asking a date to Prom AU
14. Proposal AU
15. Wedding Planner and Wedding Caterer AU
16. Actor/Rock star and agent AU
17. Author and Illustrator AU
18. Vet and Pet Owner AU
19. School Rivals AU
20. 7 minutes in heaven/Truth or Dare AU
21. Stuck in an Elevator for 3+ hours AU
22. Book Seller and Customer AU
23. Running from the police AUs
24. Librarian AUs
25. Rebels against the government AUs
26. Internet friends AUs
27. Rock star and groupie AUs
28. Accidentally read his/her diary AUs
29. photographer and model AU
30. writer and editor AU
31. immortal and non-immortal AU
32. Immortal and Methuselah AU
33. screenwriter and director AU
34. Greek god and roman counterpart AU
35. We were skiing/snowboarding and got on the same lift and now the lift is stuck au
36. runaway royalty and confused commoner AU
37. android and human AU
38. orchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AU
39. mailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AU
40. private detective and client AU
41. protester and police officer AU
42. lab partners AU
43. new neighbors AU
44. one’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AU
45. hair stylist/makeup artist and actor/model AU
46. cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
47. mistaken identity AU
48. sit next to each other in orchestra/band/class AU
49. Partners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?)
50. partners in dance class AU
51. trapped on a deserted island together AU
52. crashed their car au
53. psychologist/ patient au
54. teacher/ student au
55. fell asleep on a stranger au
56. Superhero and/or Villain AU
57. understudy for play/musical au
58. date auction for charity
59. alternatively, buyer and the date
60. rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong AU
61. Run into each other in a hospital while there for really stupid reasons
62. Both have same obscure taste in music and meet in a dark corner of a music store
63. ‘camp counselors at the same sleep away camp’ au
64. ‘my new FBI partner/consultant is really hot’ au
65. ‘we have to sing a duet together but I hate you’ au
66. ‘I should not be this attracted to the new intern’ au
67. ‘you accidentally shipped this weird thing to my apartment’ au
68. ‘my new best friend’s sibling is so hot’ au
69. ‘forced lab partners’ au
70. ‘you just joined the -sports team here- that I’m the captain of’ au
71. ‘we both tried to grab the last copy of that book in the shop’ au
72. ‘we went to a con/party dressed as a couple on accident’ au
73. ‘my roommate’s best friend is really obnoxious but also hot’ au
74.  ‘we’re the only ones in this subway car and the metro broke down’ au
75. the ‘new bartender at my favorite bar is unfairly attractive’ au

in’ s

1. kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
2. tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk because they thought it was theirs au
3. always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
4. repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop
5. decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au

HALLOWEEN

1. I tried to buy all the Halloween candy in a store before you could
2. Met trying to grab the last of a costume in a specific size
3. Came to the wrong Halloween party
4. Wore the same exact costume
5. Surprise decorating neighbor’s yard with fake spiders/webs
6. Pranked the wrong person on accident
7. Grabbed at the same time for the last copy of a scary movie 
8. Came to investigate someone screaming next door 
9. The kids we’re escorting to trick or treat dropped their bags 
10. Accidentally scared a kid and their adult is angry
11. Dog chased me up a tree when I tried to knock on the door 
12. Tried to get the last perfectly round pumpkin at the same time
13. You took my pumpkin pie on accident and I have your apple one
14. I ran out of candy and aren’t you too old to be trick or treating
15. Hugged/kissed wrong person in a costume like my friend’s.
16. Stuck in the same group for a haunted house and grabbed each other when something jumped out at them
17. 'I was unaware that there was an organized zombie crawl going on and I didn’t realize you were in a costume and I screamed in your face because I truly thought I was facing a zombie invasion’ au

COLLEGE 

1. turns out that random hookup from the club sits right next to you in your favorite class
2. skipping class to get high
3. I really need to pass this midterm and rumor has it you have the best study guide"
4. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
5. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
6. It’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
7. hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model
8. hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim
9. I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity
10. all our friends are drunk
11. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
12. We’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
13. humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)
14. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
15. GROUP PROJECT
16. #both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where its meant to be 
17. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late
18. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute
19. we live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window 
20. #you’re the only other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking 
21. Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
22. This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
23. I found your USB drive still in the computer
24. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
25. You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
26. We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously ing in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
27. We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
28. You decked me in the head while you were playing Frisbee golf
29. Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
30. You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
31. You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
32. What are you doing at this table at the career fair
33. Waiting for office hours
34. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
35. Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
36. You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.
37. We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
38. You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
39. both stuck in the dorm common room because their respective roommates needed “alone time”
40. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
41. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
42. Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash
43. Your school mailbox is right next to mine
44. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
45. My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire
46. You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
47. My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
48. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us
49. You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance
50. What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?
51. it’s 3am, in the dead of winter, some motherer pulled/set off the fire alarm and I am being very vocal about how I’m going to make that er pay
52. you’re the er who set off the fire alarm with your awful cooking
53. I’m the er who set off the fire alarm with my awful cooking
54. my shower isn’t working can I use yours
55. RA mandated floor party
56. I couldn’t help but notice you’re watching a show I like instead of studying in the computer lab
57. dude your headphones are really loud like I can make out most of Kanye’s lyrics and I’m sitting across the ing room
58. Hey the semester’s almost over and I have way too much money on my cafeteria account, do you want anything??? this ’s just going to disappear into the college’s pocket otherwise
59. THERE IS A BOUNCY CASTLE IN THE OVAL AND I AM VERY EXCITED
60. I’ve ordered take out every night this week and you always seem to be my delivery person
61. we’re both skipping class to study for a different class
62. you live above me and I’m going to murder you if you don’t stop throwing parties Sunday night
63. there’s only one study room left in the dorm basement and I don’t want to walk to the library, let’s fight for it
64. I swear I’m wearing this Batman costume because of a dare
65. The guy with the bibles on the quad has cornered me and is screaming about hell, please rescue me
66. lecture room bingo for annoying things your prof says
67. you’re obviously high or hungover so I’m going to rescue you and tell the teacher why your answer wasn’t as strange as it sounded, but you’ll owe me
68. holy you found me on the roof please don’t be an RA
69. You’re standing right next to me while we’re both flyering and catching all of the people walking past before I can
70. Alternatively, we’re standing right next to each other while flyering and hey, are you as miserable as I am right now?
71. We can’t both listen to our music in the shower at the same time
72. Both of us are super bored at this mandatory floor meeting
73. We both work really late shifts on Friday Nights and you give me a ride home so I don’t have to walk alone in the dark
74. You’re the only one who actually responded to the desperate message I sent to the whole class about needing the notes
75. All the seats in this huge ing lecture hall and you have to sit right next to me
76. I’m sorry you caught me moving your clothes out of the dryer but in my defense I’ve been waiting for one to open up for about an hour now
77. We were both running for the bus and it didn’t wait for us, so now we’re at this bus stop together alone
78. Are you the one who keep leaving their dirty dishes in the common area kitchen
79. You posted that you needed to borrow something on the floor’s Facebook group and I just so happen to have what you need
80. I want to buy your football ticket/textbook/etc. so we have to meet up
81. Every single table in the union is full, do you mind if I just sit here for a while?
82. “we heard meningitis is going around and we’re both terrified and buying hand sanitizer in bulk”
83. the only ones in the dorm that go out for thirsty Thursday
84. met doing laundry at 2am college au 
85. accidentally knocked on the wrong dorm room college au
86. picked up the wrong book when we bumped into each other college au
87. Hey exchange student why don’t you can come to mine for thanksgiving?? college au
88. walked in on you in the shower college au
89. drunkenly hooked up but you’re dating my roommate who already hates me college au
90. the always-partying kid falls for the always-studying kid college au
91. heard a scream and thought you were getting killed but it was just a spider college au
92. I really hate you but you have the highest grades in class and I need help college au

well ofc i want to add a character so there might be other ships, and if i decide for Jimin to have a sister (younger/elder), her name would be Park Jihye and if Yoongi has a sister (younger/elder) her name would be Min Yoonji. no brothers because 'sisters are more fun'!! 

i won't write it in a sequential order, nor would i write everything! maybe when i finally have the mind to stop, i will ;~; 
i'll strike out the AU's i've finished and p.s: i will not write or stripper or all those things >///< i hate those. sorry

And i'll take requests too! just comment the AU number and the heading  it's under and i'll write it!

cr. x