Episode 1: The Art of Chasing. The Craziness Begins.

Welcome to the first official episode of 'The Unscrupulous Misadventures of AJay and MOP'. YES!! We didn't get canceled! *ahem* I mean, we find our favorite duo, ♫ chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool ♫, in the comforts of their very own officetel. Which was funded in part by YG. (Random Spectator: Thanks big homie!) *pushes out of screen* Any whose, our lovely ladies are enjoying the day, with the beloved members of BIGBANG, whom they have become acquainted with. Let's see just what kind of foolishness is bound to go down.

Taeyang:

*Call himself romancing Ajay*

Girl you know I I I I love you! Oh oh oh oh oh oh...

Top:

*Korean* Stop trying to sing American songs you halfway know!

MOP:

*Randomly falls from ceiling*

SEUNGHYUNNIE!!!

Top:

*In heavily accented English* Oh hory clap. *runs!*

Ajay:

*Comes out of Taeyang trance*

YAH! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!

*grabs MOP and follows. Taeyang glides along behind*


MOP:

NE!!! MAMA JUS WANNA COME LUH YOUUU!!!!!

*Hearts in eyes!*

GD:

*Ajay and MOP run past him*

……

*holds up bottle of whatever he drinks*

Got to be mo' careful! No more drankin' for me.

*goes to AA anonymous*

Top:

YAH!

*grabs Seungri*

MAKNAE SHI~ELD GO!

*throws him*

Ri:

WAE~!!?


Dae:

*Watches Seungri fly towards Ajay and MOP*

WOW! *8D ← his smiling face... |D ← is more accurate*

*MOP screams flapping like crazy person*

Ajay:

OPPA~!

*Taeyang jumps out in front. Does super dougie, sending Ri into Dae*

Dae:

ANIYO!!! *CRASH!*

Random Fangirls:

AHH!! DAE-RI!! *Faint*

MOP:

OH NO!!... I mean, TAEYANG YOU SAVED US!!!!

Tae:

Eh. It was nothing. *shrugs like boss*

Top:

*Running away laughing triumphantly...which sounds like a overgrown Peewee Herman on child medication*


GD:

*Back from AA meeting*

Hyung, where are you going?

Ajay:

*Kicks into high gear* *tramples poor GD*

MOP:

MIANHAE!

GD:

GAH! MY PRETTY BOY FACE~!!

Top:

O.O! *HE GONE!*

MOP:

UNNI! SLOW DOWN YOU HURT G RAIM!!!

Tae:

He's ok.

Ajay:

*Referring to Tae* Swag~ *does cool head nod*

Tae:

AYE! Pretty-boy-swag. Aye! Pretty-boy-swag....

MOP:

Uh... DUDES!? My Seunghyun has left the building!

Ri:

HYUNG! I was thrown by Top-Jerkface-hyung and then you expel me with your swag? WE HAVE AN ISSUE.

MOP:

Aww Seungri oppa~

*Hugs*

Ri:

I FEEL BETTER.

*Poker face*


Everyone:

*Breaks out into random dance number, including Top*


MOP:

*In the midst of every dancing, glomps Top*

MISSON SUCCESS.

THE END YO! Until tomorrow. What crazy angst will they get into next? Will Top escape his glomp? Will Seungri be thrown again? How does Taeyang super dougie? And will GD recover his pretty boy face? (GD: *muffled* Ma pacesu~ *TTATT*) Find out on the next episode of 'The Unscrupulous Misadventures of AJay and MOP'. PLEASE COMEBACK! WE NEED THE RATINGS!