Episode 6: Disruhspeckin' (Part 2)
The Unscrupulous Misadventures of Ajay and MOP (aka SeungMi): with Big Bang
Episode 6: Disruhspeckin' (Part 2)
Recap:
Ajay: *In fangirl land* 8D
Tae: ? Jagi?
Ri: 8D
MOP: *Attached to TOP*
Top: DX!! *Thinking* NO ICE CREAM!
And G-Dragon somehow freed himself of his restraints. What will happen now??
Dae:
*Runs in*
HYUNGS!
*Korean*
Jiyong-Hyung is up to something that seems both lethal and fashion forward. What do we do?
Tae:
We'll cross that bridge when we get there. We have fangirling problems now.
*Points to Ajay and MOP*
Ajay:
*Still 8D*
WHAT!? WHOSE HAVING PROBLEMS!?
Ri:
*8O*
PRETTY LITTLE SISTUR, YOU HAVE BIG VOICE LIKE ME!
*8D*
Ajay:
*Blinded by fangirl colored glasses*
HAHAHAHA! YOUR ENGRISH IS SO CUTE~~!
*Pinches Ri's cheeks*
Dae:
*In Korean*
Ne, hyung, those are some bad fangirling problems. What are we gonna do?
Tae:
Better question, How did she understand me?
Dae:
*Shrugs*
Fangirl mode must be supernatural...
Both:
*Mystified*
GD:
*In epic diabolical gear...similar to what he wore in "She's Gone"*
No one disrespects Kwon Leadah humph!
*le puts together something ....diabolical*
Kukukukukuku~ (evil laughter lawl) They'll think twice before they tie me up.
*Back to everyone else*
Ri:
THIS IS VERY GEWD! I LOVED!!
Tae:
We've got to put a stop to this....
Dae:
And quickly!
Top:
TT.TT
*In a depressed ice cream withdrawn corner*
MOP:
Oppa!
*Sigh*
WHY IS KOREAN HARD!? Better yet, why didn't you learn more english! Japanese would even be good!!
*DX*
*In a depressed can't-communicate with top corner*
Dae:
*Korean*
This is my chance!
*Engrish but cute*
Do not be sad! Come! We watch Doreamon! Okay?
MOP:
*Perks up*
Okay!! 8D!
Tae:
DUDE! We're supposed to be un-fangirling them!
Ajay:
*Pauses pinching Ri's cheeks and laughing*
*Shiver*
*Comes to senses*
I feel something evil, yet undoubtedly hot coming.
*Shiver*
*Back to XD*
Tae:
Jagiya?
*Tries to pull me from Ri*
Ajay:
*Extra fangirl-y*
DAESUNG-OPPA! YOUR ENGRISH IS ADORABLE!!
*Rolls on floor XDDD*
Tae:
AISH! Daesung! Turn off your aegyo!!
Ri:
*Panda pout*
Dae:
O.O.... oh, right.
*No longer cute Dae*
Back to undoing this. What's the cure to fangirlism?
Top:
*Still going on about ice cream. big baby*
.....TT.TT.....
Tae:
Hyung!
Top:
TT.TT
Tae:
GOOD LORD.
*Sigh*
We'll go to Door-Grocery and get more ice cream.
Dae:
......Wal-mart?
Tae:
Yeah, that.
Top:
*Snaps out of it*
Well, one can't be depressed for too long...
What's this about Jiyong doing something epic yet inexplicably evil?
Tae:
*Opens mouth to explain*
*Flick, flick, flash darkness*
Ri:
OH NO! I BLIND!
Ajay:
*Shiver to senses*
It's here.
*She's Gone begins to play*
GD voice:
You thought you could disrespect me. Me! Kwon Leadah! Well you thought wrong.
*Lightening flash and thunder*
MOP:
EEEEK!
*Jumps into Dae's arms*
GD:
*Spotlight hit him*
I am the almighty G-DRAGON. Fashion icon. Song writer extraordinaire. Pretty boy. ALL SHALL FEAR ME!
Ajay:
*Thinking*
He looks so hot!
MOP:
*Thinking*
What is wrong with Korea?
Tae:
Jiyong-ah
.
GD:
SILENCE!
Top:
*Walking over to wall and turning on lights*
*Walks over to GD on little stage*
Jiyong-ah, wae?
MOP:
*Still in Dae's arms*
OOOHWAAH! Seunghyunie is so cool~
Ri:
*Looking at MOP and Dae, then his arms*
.....TT^TT
.....
Dae:
*In his happy place*
....|D....
GD:
Don't wae, me!
YOU ALL SHALL PAY.
MOP:
*Freaking out*
He gon kill us he gon kill us he gon- HE GON KILL US LIKE HE KILLED DAT GIRL ALL SCARY YET TOTALLY HOT!!! LIKEEEEEE IM TOO YOUNG TO BE STABBED!!
Ajay:
.....
I wanna get stabbed by the almighty G-Dragon.
Tae:
*Pulls you in his arms and pets your head*
Shh, shh shh shh...you're sleepy. So you're hallucinating!
Top:
*Korean of course*
Jiyong-ah. Stahp.
GD:
I WILL DO NO SUCH THING! FEAR MY WRATH.
*Lights go out again*
Top:
Aiiiiigooooooooo....
*Turns on lights*
GD:
*HE GONE!*
Ajay:
*Turned around on Tae's arms*
OMOOOOO~!!! THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
MOP:
Mommy...
*Not getting down from Dae's arms*
Ri:
WHY DON'T I GET PRETTY GIRL!!!? TT^TT
Ajay:
*Comforting Ri*
Calm down MOP.
MOP:
*Still in freaking out voice*
I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON SEUNGMI.
Ajay:
Is that important right now?
*Climb into Ri's arms*
Dae:
*Arms and legs tremble*
Umuh... Pretty lady... arms... leggu... tired...
Random voice over:
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT! Will G-Dragon come in all their rooms and stab away? (Tae: NO!) Aw you're no fun. Will Top realize his love for MOP and not just her epic Sundaes? Will Ri learn proper English? Will Dae ever rest his poor arms and legs? (MOP: Sorry. *Gets down*) Will Ajay actually be the voice of reason for once? Who let the dogs out!!? Find out in the next episode of the Unscrupulous Misadventures of AJay and MOP.
MOP:
....WHY LAWD WHY?
Ajay:
Seriously, what is that?
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Co-Author's note: From GD's rant on down, there's a drama mp3 for this. XD I got bored and made one some time ago, so for added crack effect, it's availible! just msg me (chellenicole92) and ill find a way to get it to you. XDDDD dont judge me, oompa2010.
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