Episode 9: To The Corner, You Two! & Little Seunghyun's Grief

It wasn't easy to get AJay and GD to finally settle down, but somehow SeungMi did it! Unfortunately for her, it didn't go without another random battle...

MOP:

*sat AJay & GD in the corner*

Now, think about what you two done!

*half  of the house destroyed*

AJay:

*mumbles*

He turned off my dramas.

*mega rawr-y stank face*

GD:

She poured out my hair dye and gave fish GD Swag. I'm the only one who can have GD Swag....

*pout pout*

MOP:

*pinches bridge of nose*

Aiya.....

Tae:

*helping clean up*

No dramas for a week, Jagi.

Dae:

And no swaggy-ness, hyung!

AJay & GD:

WHAAAAAAA!!!?

Ri:

*bursts in the door crying hysterically, wearing all black*

WHY!!!? WHHYYY?!!!!

MOP:

*looks up from cleaning*

Oh, PandaRi! How was Kool Aid's funeral?

Ri:

SO SAD!!! WILL BE MISS! LEFT FOUR KOOL AID JAMMIES CHILDS BEHIND!!! GRAPE-Y YEOBO DEPRESSED! WHY!!!?

Top:

*sighs*

Seunghyun-ah-

Ri:

DON'T SEUNGHYUN ME, KOORU-AID MURDARAH!!!

MOP:

O.O....lawl. XD~

*cracking up silently*....

AJay:

I'M TWO EPISODES AWAY FROM BEING FINISHED! HOW CAN YOU TAKE MY DRAMA AWAY FROM ME!? I thought you liked me? Oppa~

*gives big doe eyes to Tae*

Tae:

*O.O*

Of course I do. I really do, but dramas make you crazy.

AJay:

*pouting over foiled plan*

Fine. I won't watch the dramas.

*side murmur*

But that doesn't mean I can't create my own. Fufufufufufufu~!

*evil laugh*

MOP:

*O.o*

Uh-oh, that doesn't sound good. Something funky is blowing this way...

Psy: *

randomly walking through*

Uh... Sorry. I had Kimchi Stew for lunch.

AJay:

Was that a fart joke?

*seething*

I hate fart jokes.

*goes back to creepily laughing in corner*
 

Tae:

I will pretend that nothing crazy will come of this...
 

Ri:

*in korean*

DOES NO ONE NOT CARE ABOUT POOR KOORU-AID!?

Top:

Yeah, he was good. Was that cherry or Fruit punch?

Dae:

Strawberry...

Top:

Dudeee.....

Ri:

You monster!!

Fangirls:

*outside the window screaming*

I LOVE YOU! BABY I'M NOT A MONSTEEERRRR!

Ri:

NOW IS NOT TIME!

*shoos fangirls with broom and spray bottle*

GD:

There's got to be a way to get my swag back...

*le think*

AJay:

Hmm, I'll need people...hot guys, rich film directors and tons of knitted hats....

MOP:

Ri...it's ok...He's in a better place now...

Ri:

*Seunglish in full effect*

HOW COULD YOU SAY IT!? YOU DRINK KOORU AID MAHN LIFE AWAEH TU!!!!  WHY?!! WHY!!!??? HE WAS THE YOUNG!! TT^TT...

MOP:

But dat dude be tasteh!!! It gave me WIIIIIIIINGS!

Onew:

*cue him randomly flying past the house with a bucket of chicken wings*

CHIIIIICKENNN!!!!

MOP:

Oh mai gah. This show is on some new crack.

Ri:

....PFFFFFFFFFFTTT HA HA HA! FUNNEH!!!!

*rolling on the ground*

XD XD XD XD XD...

AJay:

*went completely nuts by now*

*@.X*

And then!! The main dude will fly off into the night on a unicorn after he rescues his long lost love who's been dead for five days but then ressurected by the power of love...shirtless! UUUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU!!!

GD:

*walking by, minding his own SWAG-ness (business with swag)*

AJay:

*trips him*

HAHAHAAA YO FACE!!!

*Q.@ ←crazy kooky face*

V/O Dude:

So what will happen now!? Nothing good if AJay is planning it. (AJay: HEY!!!) Will AJay create her own drama? Will Ri ever forgive TOP for drinking killing Kool Aid? Is GD ok?!!! (GD: *on the floor...again* Ugh mah pacesu. TT^TT Ivfe ben disrepeckteddddd~) Where the heck did Onew come from? Stay Tuned as-

Onew:

CHIIIICKEEEN~?

*flies straight into the voice-over dude's booth*

*KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!*

Voice-over dude:

*within rubble*

......OW..........

Co-author's note: THANKS TO THE NEW SUBBIES!!! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!!! Turns out AJay DID create her own drama, "Swag Over Flowers, Money Over Everything". That crackfic is on my profile if anyone is interested.  Alright, I need a nap. BYE!

-Chellenicole92