Episode 10: Dem Fangirl Feels

             (Guest appearance by Super Junior, Yoochun and Jay Park)

Ajay and MOP:

*le watching Seungri's videos*

*Fangirl eyes*

SO KAWAII/KYEOPTA!!! 

MOP:

Precious baby. 

Ajay:

We must spoil him.

Together:

*Crazy fangirl swirly eyes*

SPOIL THE RI! SPOIL THE RI! SPOIL THE RI!!

Meanwhile! 

Ri:

*Still in the sad corner*

*Refusing to talk to Top*

Kooru-aid murdarah....TTATT

GD: *

Hasn't dyed his hair in weeks because TOP banned it due to the fish being GD swagged. wearing a hat*

This ain't fair. *pout* 

TOP:

*Wal-mart didn't have his favorite ice cream.*

*Korean* All I know is a lie. TT.TT

Tae:

*Not paying us any attention and actually doing normal things, like instant transmission to Home Depot in America to get stuff to fix the roof. O.o*

MOP:

What do we do first? He's still pretty upset about Kool Aid. 

Ajay:

And that, my dear Watson is the answer. 

MOP:

*O.o*

Okay... So what do we do?

Ajay:

What best comforts a Ri?

MOP:

uh... Money?

*Ajay nods*

uh... Women?

Ajay:

*Nods with wicked spin and wink*

And there is one last thing... Clubs!

MOP:

So what are we gonna do?

Ajay:

*Taking a page from random dancing Taeyang*

PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999!

MOP:

*Thinking* Ajay-unnie's gone cray-...when has she ever been sane...?

Ri:

99? THAT WORSE YEAR OF LIFE!!! PET FROG GOT SMUSHED BY DAD MOWING LAWNS!!!! TT^TT

MOP:

Now what?

Tae:

*le shiver* I feel like Jagi is doing something crazy.

*Instant transmissions to house*

And she is. =__=

Ajay:

*Club rave attire*

PARTEY OVAH HERE!! WHOO WHOO! PARTEH OVER THERE!! WHOO WHOO!! 

Super Junior:

*Randomly pops in*

BECAUSE YOU'RE NAUGHTY-NA-

MOP:

OH NO! THERE'S TOO MANY OF YALL!

*Kicks them out*

Tae:

Jagi?...

Ri:

*clings to Tae*

HYUNG!!!

*Korean* THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!! FIRST KOOL AID IS DEAD! THEN I REMEMBERED ABOUT HOW MY PET FROG GOT RAN OVER BY MY DAD'S LAWN MOWER!!! STEWIE!! ILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!! TT^TT

*Crying a river*

Tae:  

*Comforts the Ri*

There there...Steve is in a better place now...

MOP:

*Turned away for two seconds to get rave gear and Ajay somehow became engrossed in a drama* Wha?

Top:

You never had a frog. That was a movie. 

Ri:

*O.O*

STILL SAD!

*TTATT*

Tae:

*Looks at Top*

*Mouths* Pabo!! 

MOP:

Guys. 

Ri:

MAI RIFE!!

Dae:

Seunghyun-ah. It's ok...

MOP:

Guys...

GD:

UGH!!! I NEED SOME CLARIOL IN MY LIFE!!!

MOP:

GUYS!!!!

BB:

WHAT!?

MOP:

Uh.... *Points to Ajay who's about to take a chainsaw to the television* 

Ajay:

EVIL CHICK MUST DIE!!! *puts on Jason mask*

BB:

AIYA!!! wait wrong langauge. AIGOO!!!

MOP:

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T LEAVE HER ALONE WITH KBS!!!!!!

Chainsaw:

RRRRREEEAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!

MOP:

*running around in circles*

SHE'S GOT A CHAINSAW!! SHE'S GOT A CHAINSAW! SHE'S GOT A CHAINSAW! (words get garbled) LEE TAUGHT THE PORT LAW!! HE WAS A SOUTHPAW!!!

Ri:

Wae?

Dae:

*Korean* When she's distressed, she loses it. Completely. 

GD:

...Well, THAT is the scariest thing I've ever seen. Well pabos. I got a date with Garnier. *leaves* 

Top:

*calling someone* Hmmhm. Yep. Totally...

*Hangs up, dat goofy laugh* huahuahawhahahuahaaaw...

Tae:

What did you do?

Top:

Nothing. *angel halo* 

Tae:

*sigh*

Anyway! JAGI DON'T!! THEY MUST LIVE!!!...

*under his breath* and that's the only good TV in the house. I'm not buying another one.

Ajay:

NU WAI!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME EVIL CHICK GETS IN THE HOT GUY'S WAY!!!

*evil laughter and thunder and lightning*

MOP:

*Ran into a wall* XP

Tae:

Desperate times call for desperate measures! MUSIC!

*lights go low and Michael Jackson's Human Nature plays*

Ajay:

*drops chainsaw mystified*

*O*

OOOWAAH!! 

Ri:

*O.O*

Hyung is beautiful. 

MOP:

*Peeling face from wall*

Now that is a boss move. *Applause*

Tae:

*Singing really nice like...prepare to die*

♬Looking out, across the nighttime... the city wakes a sleepless eye... hear her voice...♬

*Looky at Ajay*

♬...shake my window... sweet seducing sighs....♬

MOP:

And she dies in five...four...three...two..

Dae:

...Really, Ri? 

Top:

Nice...

*Searching random bearbrick website*

Chainsaw: 

*Still on*

RWEEAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR..... *Chases Seungri LMBO*

Ri: AUGH!!!!! WHY CHASE ME VERY POINTY KNIFE THING!!!!? *Runs*

Ajay:

AND SHE SAYS WHY? WHY!!? *convulsing*

Tae:

*All y like in her face*

♬Tell 'em that it's human nature.♬

Ri:

WHY? WHY?

*8D*

Ajay:

DOES IT DO ME THAT WAY!?

Tae: ♬And they say why.. ♬

*Killer wink*

Ajay:

ASHJHSALSLKLCDKSLJAKSDJKSJDKLSA *le dies*

Ri:

EEEK!!

*Fangirl squeal*

Random Jay Park:

♬WHOOWAAHHHOOOHWAAAHHH~ HAAHWAAAHHOOOHHAAAH~ OOOH~ TELL 'EM!♬

Chainsaw:

*Fangirls too and dies* 

MOP:

Wae...?

Dae:

The storm is over now...

Top:

Until she wakes up...

Tae:

Nah...we have another hour....

Ajay:

*Unconcious state*

This must be heaven...

MOP:

*With Top looking at bearbricks and eating ice cream*

I am sooooo content right now. 

Tae:

*Prays that Ajay won't try and kill any other characters from dramas*

Ajay:

*Awakened from half conscience state*

TT^TT Yes! This is what it is all about. That beautiful happy ending. BRAVO! BRAVO!

*Throws roses at screen*

Everyone else:

*O.e* 

Ajay:

*Twirls in circles with flowers over head*

I finished my drama and it was WONDERFUL~

MOP:

Seunghyunnie, protect me...

*hides behind Top*

Ri:

Little sister scares me.

Dae: 

*In Korean*

Me too.

*They hold each other*

Tae:

Well at least NOW the storm is over.

MOP:

*Mumbles* For now..

Ajay:

Hey, MOP, what happened to that plan of ours? You know..

*points to Ri*

MOP:

OOHHH YEAAA... well he seems content now.. .

Ri:

*ALL THE FANGIRL FEELZ!*

Ajay:

Yeah... There's nothing like a good fangirl moment

*XD*

Ri:

*Got a whiff of VIXX's epic music videos*

TT^TT!!! WHY DON'T WE MAKE SCARY COOL VIDEO!!!!!

Tae:

We did monster. 

Ri:

NOT AS COOL!!! *runs away*

MOP:

.... And now he's not.

Ajay:

Well it is true. It's not as cool.

Tae:

But what about my Mickey Mouse hair? That was pretty epic.

Ajay:

*With random pair of scissor, excruciatingly close to Tae's face, looking crazed*

You do it again and it curtains for Mickey.

*Somewhere in Seoul Mickey Yoochun of JYJ shivers with fear*

GD:

*Back from shower with black and pink hair*

What I miss?

Top:

*Laughs hysterically!*

XDDDDD!!!

Tae:

THAT'S what you did....

MOP:

*Fanning self*

Whoo lawdy...N and Ravi's face when they get them wings... JEEZ!!! Someone get me my smellin' salts!!!

Psy:

*Walks through*

*POOT*

Scuse me. I am a mother father gentleman.

*Walks out*

Ajay:

I HATE FART JOKES!!!

*Runs after Psy with scissors*

MOP:

O.x *HUUAAAACCCK!!! COUGH COUGH SPAZZZ!!!!* PEW!!!!!!!! X.x. 

GD:

...Seunghyun-hyung...you know this doesn't phase me...

Top:

Dangit, you're right.  

*Turns around under his breath*

Give it five minutes...

*Five minutes late*

GD's Hair:

*Turns barney purple with green polkadotts*

GD:

EW!!!!! 

Top:

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's mood hair dye!

Random VO:

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NE- Yall know the drill. What will GD's hair look like in the next five minutes? How did top manage to find mood hair dye? What the crap is wrong with Ajay? (Ajay: I LIKE HOT KOREAN MENZ, OKAY!!!?) Will Seungri ever stop fangirling? Who let Psy in?!!! all the questions will be answered in the next-

*Doorbell rings*

WHO COULD THAT BE?!!! Stay tuned!

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Oompa2010 here, just reminding you that we have some wonderful Unscrupulous Misadventures special features currently running on Chellenicole92's page. Our Drama parody (Swag Over Flowers) and our Horror special (I Know What You Did Last Comeback). So please do check them out, as we will begin to reference them in this series. Thanks!!