Episode 11: EPIC BATTLE SEASON FINALE

                 (guest appearance by: VIXX, UKISS, SHINee, and EYK Simon)

We last left the gang doing what they do best: absolutely nothing that makes sense.

When...The doorbell rang!!

SRi and Dae: I'll get it!!! *they both race to the door...Dae wins!*

Dae: *opens door*

Ri: *panda pout* I never get to get it!!

Onew: *standing there with a couple of luggage* Hello!

Dae: *|D* Onew-ah!

Onew: *|D* Daesung-hyung!

Everyone: Onew!?

MOP: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! 8D!

Ajay: Oh lawd. Someone Onew proof the house. *grabs safety gates*

Dae: What brings you here?

Onew: Well...the rest of Shinee got tired of me breaking everything...so they sent me here to stay with you all for a while...^__^

Top: How does that happen to Lee Leadeh?

GD: Shhh shhh shhh, Seunghyun-ah. It doesn't work without "Kwon" in front of it...

SOMETIME LATER!!!!

Ri: Let's talk about love~ *Justin Timberlake moves*

MOP: Booooooooooooooo......

Ri: Little tall sister, why you hate on mah song?! 

MOP: Because!!! It's not origninal. Hello?! ♫"I'm bringing y baaaack, them other boys don't know how to act.."♫ Remember?

Ri: I not know what you are saying! >P

JT: *appears just cuz these things happen* ♫DIRTY BAAAAAABE~ ♫

MOP: GET OUT. WE DON'T DO THAT HERE. *kicks him out* *turns to GD and Tae* YOU TWO!! FILTHY FILTHY! *washes their mouths out with soap* 

GD: *"Kwon Leadah" powers activate!!!* HOW DARE YOU WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!!!? I'M G TO THE D!!! YOU WILL PAY!! *starts glowing*

Top: *pours a bucket of water on him* Stop it.

Tae: But I sounded cool....*pouts*

Ajay: *pats Tae on head* Sure sweetie... Seungri-oppa no worries I still think you're cool. I even purchased your album. 

Ri: OH~!! Little sister is fan! *turns on y eyes* ♫Let's talk about you. Lets talk about me♫. *starts y suit and tie dance*

Ajay: * XD *

Tae: *yanking Ri by collar* Ya... joo-geul-lay? *serious face*

Ri: *slips from Tae's grasp backing away* ♫I'm hustlin' hustlin'. I'm hustlin' hustlin'.♫

Tae: *back to normal* |D! 

MOP: He's been around Unnie-chingu too much...

Onew: MOP-ah! 

MOP: 8D Yes, Onew-oppa?

Onew: *hugs* Hi. XD

MOP: WHY YOU SO CUTE!!!?

Dae: *jealous lines* Why I oughta...

Top: =_=|l| now I have to compete with two adorkable pabos. 

GD: *fizzed out cuz top poured water on him* TT^TT...

Ajay: OMG! Now that Onew is living with us we should throw a party! *8D* Ooooh a house warming party! We never had one of those! *claps like seal*

Onew: Will there be chicken!? *8D*

Ajay: OF COURSE!!

Tae: *to the rest of BB* What's a house warming party?

Rest of BB: *shrugs*

Ri: BUT IT'S A PARTY!! *8DDDD* I GO GET Y MUSIC!! Jiyong-hyung should invite much friends! Daesung-hyung decorate! Tabi-hyung... um... BE HANDSOME!

Ajay: I'll invite people too! Oppa~

Tae: *coming over extra close* Yes~

Ajay: *bashful giggle* Order food... please. *:D*

MOP: I have a bad feeling about this…

SOMETIME LATER! AGAIN!!

Dae: *decorated nicely. all fall colors!*

GD: *on the phone with his people* Yep...uh huh...Party starts at 9....yeah...

Top: *being handsome*

Ri: *Getting y music* I'm hustlin', hustlin'! Hustlin, hustlin'!

Tae: *ordering food* 

Ajay: SEE, MOP? Nothing went wrong!

MOP: ...Yet...What did we get for food?

Ajay: Since we're welcoming Onew, everything is chicken based.

Onew: *dancing to the thought of chicken* CHICKEN!!!! *trips over air* OOF!!!

MOP: ....Aiya.

Keylee: *BOOM through the wall* DID SOMEONE SAY CHICKEN!!!? *looks around* Oh uh-uh. How y'all gon live in Korea with Big Bang and not invite me?!

MOP: *under breath* Because it would be twice as many biases running in and out of here and the fight to the deaths might be more frequent. I already got to deal with it with 'CrayJay'. *side eye Ajay* *normal volume* Ajay did it!! 

Ajay: I did what? All I did was say chicken! Keylee~ when did you get here? 8D

Keylee: I smelled chicken and the prospect of a giant house party full of hot Asian guys so I ran over. 

MOP: From the U.S.?

Keylee: Hey. Whatever I gotta do. 

MOP: ....I'm going over here and um. Yeah. *goes and helps Dae with decorations*

Ajay: Well I'm glad you're here. It wouldn't be the same without you. *under breath* Now my plan can be set in motion. *laughs evilly* MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA~!

MOP: Ajay, what are you laughing evilly at?

Ajay: *continues to laugh* THIS WILL BE EPIC!!

MOP: I have an extremely bad feeling about this. =__=

Keylee: So where are the guys?

Ajay: OH YEAH! You're GD bias! JIYONG OPPA~! YOU HAVE A FAN!

GD: *walks over all trying to be cool like.* *nods at Ashlee* 'Sup.

Keylee: *Unimpressed* I liked it better when you acted cuter. *turns to Onew* Oh my gosh ONEW~! Where's Jonghyun?

Onew: *shrugs. only cares about chicken*

GD: *face floored* I... I... I have been disrespected... by a fan. *She's Gone begins to build up in the back ground*

MOP and Tae: *grabbing rope*

Top: *walks in cutting the record.* *in Korean to GD* Today is not about you.

GD: DANGIT, HYUNG! I'm G to the D! I don't get disrespected!! *looks at us* If you even THINK about tying me up...

MOP and Tae: *puts ropes behind their backs whistling* Rope? What rope? lalalala...

Keylee: Y'all can't have a K-Pop party without Jonghyun. Or Bang. Just.. *goes in fangirl mode* YES~ SHIRTLESS GUY PARTY!!!

MOP: NO!! NOT IN THIS HOUSE!!! NUH UH I'VE BEEN DELIVERED! 

Tae: What? When it comes to Jagi, I'm always shirtless.

MOP: It will be ten times WORSE, I tell you!!

Keylee: EVERYBODY WILL BE SHIRTLESS!!! 8D

Top: O.O. Oh hory clap, nough. *runs away*

MOP: SEUNGHYUNNIE!!!! TT^TT!!!

Onew: ♫Everybody~ *DUUUUB WUUUUB!!* Every-everbody~ *BUUUB WOOB WOOB WOOB!!*♫

Shinee: *bursts in* ♫JAMDEUN I BAMEUL KKAEWO!!~♫

Keylee: EE! JONGHYUN! *ATTACH*

Jonghyun: *cheesin'* Well hello, hot white person. *looks at Ajay and MOP* Hello equally hot black people! *to everyone else* Sup, my Korean brothas~

Tae: .....dacrap?

GD: He used my hair dye. They somehow shipped it to SM instead of YG. It'll take weeks to wear off. 

Onew: ...WHERE'S ZHE CHICKHEN!!?

Ajay: *to Jonghyun* Nae style aniya. Look what you've done MOP! I wasn't inviting SHINee! Now UKISS can't come~ * TT^TT*

UKISS: o.o *they came anyway*

Ajay: *goes and hugs them* my poor babies. No one will care you're here. I DO! But these other folks are just...

MOP: Sorry. I was unaware and frankly still confoosed? O.o

VIXX: *comes in*

Ken: AEGI-AH!! WE'RE HERE!!

Keylee: EE~! RAVI!!! 

Ravi: Sup~ *Attached by Keylee* O.O

Keylee: BEST. DAY. EVER. 

Onew: *pouting* *thinking* Still aint no chicken.

MOP: You know what, I'm thinking Tokyo is looking real good~ Dae-oppa! Wanna go to Japan with me? 8D

Dae: Japan? |0 I have many fans there! Sushi is good! |D! LETS GO!

MOP: WE OUT! *grabs Dae and leaves before the world implodes with all the craziness* 

Ri: OH!!! MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE! I DJ!!! *puts on his music* ♫Hustlin' Hustlin'!♫

 Ajay: MOP!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW!! THE PARTY IS STARTING!! *to self* And I want many people here to witness this epicness about to go down. *CACKLE*

Tae: Jagiya, you aren't about to go crazy again are you?

Ajay: *snapping out of it* OF COURSE NOT! *underbreath* Yet… *creepy whisper laughter* hehehehehe~

Doorbell: IT'S THE CHICKEN!!

MOP: I know that doorbell did not just speak? O.o

Onew: *Runs to door* I tricked it out. *Flings door open* 8DDDDDDDD CHICKEN!! *glomps delivery guy*

SHINee Minho: *grabs Onew by ear and drags him in* 

Ajay: *CACKLE!* *pays chicken guy and brings in food* AND IT BEGINS!!

Keylee: *sniffs the air* CHICKEN!!!!!??? OH SHOOT, YEAH! *Glomps delivery guy as well*

MOP: TIME TO GO!!!! *grabs Dae* We gon find husbando numbah 1. And then we go to Japan, ok? 

Dae: Let us not. Leave him here. He big baby. >P!!! *pouting*

Onew: Heeeeey... MY CHICKEN!!!

Keylee: No, MINE!!!

*random tumbleweed passes by and musics goes all country western*

Keylee: *her random country accent going to use* There ain't enough room in here for the both of us, Onew. 

Onew: *in Korean* Lady, I don't know where you came from, but that chicken is MINE....

MOP: *trying to drag Dae out* Come onnnnn, Dae!!!!!! Seunghyunnie has to come!

Dae: ANI!!! ANI ANI ANI!!!! >PPP NO SHARE!!! HE DIE!!!!

MOP: Aiya.

Ajay: *mega CACKLE* HUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAHAAAAAAA.... *to self crazily* yes. Dance puppets. DANCE!! *cackle*

Ri: O.o umuh... lil sister... You okay?

Ajay: IM FINE!! TURN UP THE MUSIC!!! *starts poorly dancing like a madwoman*

Key: *all diva like takes chicken and starts eating* It's for everyone pabos. 

Ajay: *in epic retro spin like Diana Ross, in sing song voice* And once there's only one piece left~ the real battle will begin. 

Doorbell: NOT CHICKEN!!

Tae: *opens door* * enter random announcer from last time*

Announcer: Hurry up Kurt!

Keylee and Onew: *Goes for the last piece of Chicken* ......*epic staredown* 

AJay: HEEEEHEHEHEHEHAWHAWHAWHAWW!!

MOP: Daeeeeeeeeeee.....Well, if you die, I'll come to your funeral. I'm going to head for cover! *RUNS OUT OF DODGE!!!*

Keylee: Let go. It's mine. 

Onew: *Korean* No way. I saw it. You give it...

*Scene Randomly changes to a boxing/wrestling ring* 

Random Ref: INNNNNN THIS CORNER!!! LOYAL KPOP FAN!!! SUPER PICKY EATER OF ANYTHING BUT CHICKEN!!! ASHLEE!!!

Keylee: You're going down, Onew! NO ONE touches my FOOD!!!

RRef: IIIIIIIIIIIIN THIS CORNER!!! KNOWN TO THE WORLD AS LEE LEADAH-

GD: Still doesn't work without "KWON" in front of it!!!

RRef: Whatever. CLUMSY!!! AWESOME SINGING VOICE AND THE CHICKEN MASTER!!!! ONEW!!!

Onew: People can do a lot of things...but one thing that won't be forgiven is touching a KOREAN MAN'S CHICKEN!!!!

Ref: Now, I want a good, clean- *knocked out the way by miss cray cray herself*

Ajay: *crazy eyed* OK!!!! I WANT THIS FIGHT EPIC!!! BLOOD, SWEAT, TEARS, SUPER SAIYAN, DOESN'T MATTER!!! *grabs microphone from the ceiling* LET THE GAAAAAAAAAMES BEGIN!!!!!

Onew: *anime run and kick* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 

Keylee: *Gets knocked into a wall* *crawls out* That don't hurt. *grabs random piano and throws it on Onew* 

Onew: .....OW.....

Ajay: PLACE YOUR BETS PPL!! I'VE GOT $200 on ASHLEE! THE GIRL FEELS NO PAIN!!

Keylee: *head epically split open by Onew's infamous ddak bbam/finger flick* That don't hurt.

Ajay: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SEE!! SHE FEEELSS NOOOO PAIIIINNN!!!

Key: *diva stance of annoyance* *in Korean* I can not believe this is happening.

Ajay: *crazy faced* OH BUT IT IS HAPPENING!!! *cackle*

Dae: *finds you hidden under table looking like TT^TT* 8/ <-- His face

Tae: JAGI! I thought you said you weren't going to go crazy!!?

Ajay: * @wQ * I LIED! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ken: But I heard Onew sunbae has never lost a battle for chicken?

Onew: I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL!! *starts revving up for a kameha wave* 

MOP: *yanks Dae under table, where you found Top*

Onew: KAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEE

Annoucer: Kurt, get in here! Onew is pulling out all the stops!!

Onew: HAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ajay: *running in circle crazed* ASHLEE!! DO SOMETHING!! I WILL NOT LOSE 200 BUCKS!!!!

Keylee: It won't hurt.

Everyone: O.o

Onew: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*epic flash of light*

Ajay: EVERYONE EAT!!! EEEEAAAATTT!!!!

Dae: *looks and sees top* OH, COME ON!!!!

MOP: Wow, that was perfect. You didn't even have an accent!!!

*Flash of light fades* .......

*Officetel destroyed*

Keylee: *hair standing up all over her head and resembles what happens when ppl endure explosions in cartoons* ....That don't hurt. 

Chicken: *....burnt to a crisp* 

Ref: ...NO ONE WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: WHAT!!!!?

Key: *hair all messed up* After I had to endure all of that!? Oh uh uh. Someone has got to redo my hair *snaps like a diva* Oh-kaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?

VIXX: *all coughing like that random cough hack from EYK...except Leo*

Leo: *cute cough* >3<

GD: *was on the toilet* ....This ain't right.

UKiss: *♫THEEEEEEY LOST THEIR PAAAAAAAAANTS~♫* O.o

Ri: ....*DJ table falls apart*.....WOAW 8D!!! WHAT A PAH-TEY!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR WEEKS!!!!

Ajay: WHAT!!!!? NOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!! MY TWO HUNDRED BUCKS!!! NOOO!!!!

Top: *still under the table with me and Dae* YOUNG BAE-YA! NOW!!!

Tae: *nods* Time to pull out all the stops. *Walks over to you while you have a fit...* Jagiya...

Ajay: WHUH!!!!? @oQ!!!?

Tae: *takes a deep breath, grabs u in a super smooth move and dips you.* Saraghaeyeo. *le cheek kiss!*

Rest of BB: O.O!

Shinee: GASP!!!! 

VIXX: O.x

UKiss: Woah....

Keylee: Ew.

EYK Simon: *outta no where* ♫THEEEEYY LOST THEIR PAAAANNNNNTSSS~ Rippido flippido sipi slow motionnnnnnnnnnnn♫

Ajay: XDDDDDDDD WHOOO!!! THAT WILL NEVA GET OLD!!! *Wiggles out of Tae's grip* I still love you, Oppa. But THAT...was priceless. XD

Onew: *running over to the burnt chicken* CHICKEN!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!! *shakes fist to the sky*

*GD's people start to leave party along with UKISS, who are now sporting a nice pair of ahjumma flower print pants*

Ajay: *to UKISS* Please come and visit me sometime. Love you guys! *Hugs all the members as they leave*

Ri: *8DDD Still wired over the party*

Key: *walking over to Onew* Hyung, I think it's time you come back to the dorm. At least there nothing get's blown up. *rest of SHINee nod in agreement*

MOP: *crawls out from under table with Dae and Top* See! What did I say! I knew something like this would happen! Now where will we stay!

Ajay: I vote BigBang dorm! *8D*

Ri: ME TOO!!

Tae: *looking at his arms* *thinking* Does she like them more than me?

Top and Dae: *glaring at each other and starts hand flailing slap fight*

MOP: O.O You people must be ons ze crack...

Dae: *sounds like dagget from angry beavers* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!! OOOOOOH!!!

Top: *sounds like norbert* EEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!! *They still hand slap fight*

MOP: WE ARE NOT STAYING THERE!!! How about, we stay oh, Idk, AMERICA WHERE HOUSING IS A BIT CHEAPER!!!!?

Everyone: *GASP!!!* 

MOP: WHAT?!!!

Key: Girl, you know that all this mess that happens in these episodes would be null and void in America. 

Everyone: *nods in agreement*

4th wall: MY LEG!!!!!

MOP: Yep... Ons ze crack. This story is. Crack....

Tae: *still looking at his arms* *thinking* Is it because I'm short?

Ajay: Wait, where's Keylee?

Keylee: *clung onto Jonghyun* JONGHYUUUUN I love you so muchhhhhhhh....

Jonghyun: o.O

Ri: Oh yes! Pah-tey was real good like! I SPIN HOT BEATS!!! *still wired*

Random V/O: What will happen next!? Will Keylee stay in Korea!? (All of the boybands in Korea: NO!!! Keylee: I ain't going anywhere!!!) Where will AJay and MOP live thanks to AJay's shenanigans?! (MOP: In AMERICA!!!! Everybody else: NOPE!) Will Onew st- 

EYK Simon: DOTHRAKI MAN WARRIOR COMES IN AND EATS PUNY V/O MAHN!!!! OMMM NOM NOM NOM!!!

V/O: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH~~ HELP ME!!!! QUICK! CUE TO THEME SONG!!! CUE TO THEME SONG!!!

*Theme song plays* 

Everyone: O.o

chellenicole92: What did I create!!!?

oompa2010: I have no clue.