Episode 4: It's too dag on HOT!

(Guest appearance by Jay Park)

 

Previous episode: Jay Park and four other kpop stars were lost in a black hole after instant transmissioning due to a glitch in the time-space continuum thingy. They were all retrieved after the fried chicken break and they all had to take showers due to the black hole smelling like poot. (In reality Psy was one of the ones stuck there and he had gas issues. The rest scrubbed their bodies like mad afterwards)

 

Today's episode! Let's GO~!

 

 

GD:

*Enjoying the a/c when KASPAAAAZZZZZ BLOOP PFFT BOOM! It explodes*

O.O ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!?

 

Tae:

*Singing to Ajay*

 

Jay:

*Dancing to Tae's singing*

 

Ajay:

*Googly eyes*

 

Ri:

WHY IS AIR CONDITION NO WORKING!!!?

 

MOP:

Must you yell everything?

 

Ri:

I'M NOT YELLING. I'M CONFIDENT! IT'S DIFFERENT!

 

MOP:

Aiya~.

 





Ajay:

It was already hot in here.

*links arms with both Jay and Tae*

Blessed be the Lord.


 

MOP:

*O.e*

Don't mind her she's amused.

 

Tae:

Oh baby. You set ma soul on fire!

 

Jay:

Nuh uh! She sets MY soul on fire!

 

MOP:

Why is Haru Haru playing in the background??

 

Top:

*Walks in and hands MOP ice cream*

 

MOP:

EEE YOUR BACK!... Continue.

*goes to eat ice cream and chat about books*


 

Ri:

LOOKS, I HAVE THE SWEAT!

*wipes forehead*


 





Ajay:

*Wiping nose*

Me too!

*sad face*


 

Tae:

You sweating, here take this

*proceeds to remove shirt*


 

Jay:

No take mine

*removes his shirt*


 





Ajay:

*Thinking*

So this is what happiness feels like.


*TTwTT*

 

MOP:

*Wiping sweat from her head, side glance at TOP*






 

GD:

What is this, Twilight?

 

*Crickets chirp and they all look at him*

 

GD:

What? You guys don't watch Twilight? That is totally a Jacob move…. I'm going to sit down now…

 

Top:

*Magically pulls napkin and dabs away sweat on my face*

 

MOP:

….Eh, it's a start....


*Kanye shrug*

 





Ajay:

*Shruggies*

Hey, I likes me some Jacob.

*Enter random Taylor Lautner*

 

Everybody:

Go home Taylor.


 

MOP:

*Getting fanned by Top*

I'm happy.

 

Ri:

I HOT!!!

 

Ajay:

*Points to Tae and Jay*

They're hot.

 

Dae:

Omo...sweaty!

*le fans himself*

 

MOP:

*Star eyes*

OH DAESUNGIE!! LET MAMA FAHN YOU!!!

*runs over and fans him*

SO CUTE!

 

Top:

*EXTREMELY jealous*

>P

 

GD:

HEY! We need to fix the problem of broken a/c!

 





Ajay:

Here's an idea... buy a new one.

*lightbulb on head comes on*

To Wal-Mart!


 

Tae:

What's a Wal-Mart?


 

Jay:

*Scoffs*

Doesn't even know what Wal-Mart is.

 

MOP:

That's because you're Korean AMERICAN. Every American knows what Wal-Mart is. I have a better idea. TO HOME DEPOT!!!


 





Ajay:

*Whispering to MOP*

Do they have those in Korea?

 

MOP:

Oh~ yeah...forgot we're here. Ok~ Repairman... Who has the number?







 





Ajay:

Why do we need one of those. We have 6 males right here.

*creepy fangirl smile*


 

MOP:

O.e...

*whispers*

Do you want the house to explode?


 

GD:

What's going to explode?

 

Ri:

*Magically has on tool belt*

I fix!

*whips out giant HAMMA!!*


 

MOP:

NOO~!!!!!

*grabs le rope and le ties him up again!*

 

Ri:

WHY MUST YOU DO THAT LADY!?


 

Dae:

*Picks up hammer and begins threatening TOP*


 

Top:

*Looks at him with death glare*

 

MOP:

OH NO! DON'T FIGHT TO THE DEATH–– On second thought, LET THE BEST HOT GUY WIN!!!


 

GD:

This amuses me.


 

Tae:

While they kill each other, let's go to Hall Market.

 

Jay:

Wal-mart!


 

*Random spotlight appears over Dae and Top with random referee*

 

Ref:

I want a good clean fight...

 

GD:

*Sits down with popcorn*

 

Ajay:

*Tries to pull up a seat next to him only to have Tae and Jay drag her away*

……

*whimpers and does grabby hands*

 

Ri:

*Rocking chair to fight*

I WANT SEE!

 

Jay:

Babe, we have to go and get an a/c!

 

Tae:

We'll be here for final round.

*pat pat pat*

 

Ref:

No blood! No tears! No ToDae fanservice!!

 

Fangirl:

Awwww~

 

Ref:

FIGHT!!

*bell dings*

 

Dae:

MOP-ah, I do theatre! lots and lots of theatre!!

 

MOP:

OOWAAAAH!!! THEATRE!!! I LIKEY!!!

 

Ri:

YES! VERY GOOD!!







 

GD:

I was theater major, big whoop.


 

Top:

*Side smirk with eyebrow*

Won a Korean Oscar


 

Announcer:

Ooh did you see that, Kurt? The big guy is not pulling any punches. 


 

MOP:

KYAAAAAH!!! SO PROFESSIONALLY HOT!!!!!!

 

Ri:

I BE LIKE HIM WHEN I GROW UP! YES!!!

 

GD:

Shut up, maknae you already stole his name.

 

MOP:

Who's Kurt?

 

*AT WALMART!*

 

Tae:

*Doing the a/c dance*

THIS IS PERFECT!

 

Jay:

...Why do you dance to inanimate objects?

 

Tae:

*Amidst dancing*

Why do you take your shirt off every chance you get?

 

Jay:

If you got it flaunt it.

 

Ajay:

You know I could have sworn you guys were friends. I saw it on Twitter.

 

Jay and Tae:

We are.

 

Ajay:

*Shruggies*

 

MOP:

LAWD it feels good in here. 







 

Tae and Jay:

How did you get here!!?

 

MOP:

GD Instant Transmissioned MOP...Crayon style! THE COLORS, MAN. DEM COLORS!!!

 

Jay:

What about the fight?

 

MOP:

I had to pick up more ice cream for Tabi. I found a Doraemon poster for Daesungie. Well, gotta go see who's winning.

*calls GD*

Jiyong-oppa! bring me back!

*a portal full of epic colors pop up*

See y'all! *GAHNE!*

 

Tae:

Well... we're getting this one.

 

Jay:

I say we get the ones with seven settings.

 

Together:

What do you think, babe/jagi?

 





Ajay:

*Mentally taking a step aside*

*In mental side step*

Ottokajyo! OT-TO-KA-JYO!! NAN OTTOKE?!

*cries out and weeps into hands*

 

Tae and Jay:

*Staring as I crazily turn back and forth*


 

Jay:

*In Korean to Tae*

Youngbae-ah, some times I wonder about this one.

*Taeyang nods*


 

Tae:

*In Korean*

Me too Hyung.


 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So we are still on the air and our cast seem to be in a tizzy. Who will win the fight to death, TOP or Daesung? Will poor maknae Seungri ever stop being tied to chairs? How will Ajay choose between Tae and Jay? (Ajay: AAHHH!! I CAN'T CHOOSE! I JUST CAN'T!) Find out next time, on 'The Unscrupulous Misadventures of Ajay and MOP'!! LIFE IS GOOD!!