Episode 7: Disruhspeckin' (Part 3/Conclusion)

 

(Guest appearance by Teen Top Niel and random SHINee Onew)

 

GD has not yet returned! He's still on a (hot) evil villain kick! (MOP: Not that I'm complaining! Ajay: me either!) The rest of the derps (minus the maknae) are out at Wal-Mart grocery shopping. 

 

Our two favorite Heroines (though they've done nothing to earn that title) are watching dramas. 

 

MOP:

This drama makes no sense.

*Noms popcorn*

 

Ajay:

*Spoiling a Ri*

Shh! It will in the next scene! 

 

MOP:

You've been saying that for the last hour. 

 

Ri:

*Getting fed grapes by Ajay.*

THIS IS LIFE. I ENJOY THIS MUCH, YES! I HAVE BEST LIL SISTUR IN UNIVERSE!!! 

 

MOP:

Augh, his volume is abrasive...

 

Ajay:

Look! Look! Things are happening. Love is blooming. LOOK~!

*Points to screen*

 

Ri:

*O.o*
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MOP:

*Looks*

*Throws up foam*

=_=

Thats how the last episode ended!

 

Ri:

*Tilts his head to screen*

LOVE IS IN AIR!!

*Back to 8D* 

 

MOP:

Aiya...


 

Ajay:

Aigoo~

*Bops MOP in head, kdrama ahjumma style*

You have no sense maknae. This is what you want to happen.

These are the moments in dramas that you live for. THIS IS WHAT MAKES IT WORTHWHILE!

*Jumps up, knocking Ri to floor*

 

Ri:

*TT^TT* 

 

MOP:

*Helps up Ri*

 

Ri:

*8D *


 

MOP:

ITAI!!!!

*Rubs head*

*Coddling the Ri*

Aiya, Ajay-senpai must you inflict pain!!? 

 

Ri:

* >:3 * 

 

Ajay:

Because... YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THE WAY OF THE DRAMA! HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THESE THINGS!!?

 

MOP:

*Thinking*

Ajay-senpai must stop inhaling Bae's cologne. It's making her high....


 

Ri:

Look in pretty lil sistur's eye scare me. 

 

MOP:

It scares me too, Riri. It scares me too.


 

Ajay:

*Slaps hands together*

FEAR ME NOT! I only wish to impart wisdom of my years!

 

MOP:

TT^TT

Seunghyun-oppa! save me!

 

Ri:

Wisdom accept. Finish watching durama?

*Gives Ajay panda pout in hopes she'll stop being weird and just watch the show*

 





Ajay:

*Crazy eyed*

YES LET'S FINISH THIS DRAMA! WE ARE PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER! FUFUFUFUFUFU~

*Evil anime chick laugh* · 






 

MOP:

*Cry forever icon on deviant art* 

 

Ri:

*Sneaking away* 

 

MOP:

*Thinking*

I don't think I'll make it....

 

*A wild GD appears! Upstairs* 

 

GD:

*In fantastic baby gear, the black and white thing except its black and red*

Durama watching? kukuku. Not while I'm here!

*Shuts off power...again.*

FEAR MY WRATH.

*Instant epic transmission*


 

Ajay:

*LE GASP!*

JIYONG-OPPA! DO YOU WANT TO DIE!?

*In hyper speed talking*

You think you can just walk in here and turn off my program. Are you crazy! I will hunt you down you hear me GD! I will hunt you down! You are so lucky I can't instant transmission! So LUCKY!

 

GD:

*On top of random building*

*Evil laughs*

 

MOP:

Somebody please save us.

*Continues to cry*


 

*AT WAL-MART!* 

 

Tae:

I sense a disturbance.

 

Top:

I can't! Too busy eating ice cream!!

*hommmnomnomnomnomnomnomnom*

 

Dae:

Hyung!! That isn't very nice!! 

 

*Back to Ajay and MOP* 

 

Ri:

*Fell over something in the darkness*

AISH!!! 

 

MOP:

PANDAAAAAA!!!

*Tries and goes after him, bad idea*

ARGH!!!! MY LEG!

 

Tae:

My Jagiya needs me!

*Instant transmissions!*

 





Ajay:

*Finds door and escapes*

G-DRAGON I'M COMING FOR YOU~

*Creepy sing-song voice*

*Runs up and down street*

 

Tae:

*Transmission into dark room*

Dang it Jiyong!

*Turns on power*

 

Ri:

*Jumps up*

Yes! We are save!

 

MOP:

*Crying on floor*

Youngbae-oppa~ Ajay has gone crazy and is trying to kill Jiyong-oppa, because he turned off her drama.

 

Tae:

*Sigh*

Aigoo~ This is bad. I hear jagi really loves her dramas.

 

*MOP and Ri nod*

 

Together:

You have no idea.../You not know... ←Ri 

 

GD:

*The little lightning flash anime freeze shock thing*

I feel a evil disturbance that slightly surpasses mine. Slightly.

*Smirk*

Kukuku. Well, I'm right here, sweetheart.

*le epic battle music* 

 

Tae:

Well, I better go get her before WWIII starts. Daesungie and Seunghyun-hyung will be back shortly.

*Transmissions out* 

 

MOP:

Korea has scary things~

.....TTwTT.....

 

Ri:

*Became preoccupied with a random lava lamp rather than comforting MOP*

Oowwwaaahhh.....

 

Dae and TOP:

*Transmissions in*

We're back!

*Tons of junk from the store* 

 

MOP:

OPPAS!!!

TTwTT


 





Ajay:

*Finally found GD*

JIYONG-OPPA!! I've come to seek my revenge!

 

*Fancy anime/samurai jack black and white silent scene cuts* *Music starts*

 

GD:

*Laughing*

Yes! This is what I wanted! Come, let's do this thing.

*Jumps from building*

 

Ajay:

*Does epic run and jumps from side of building to do mega smash punch*

 

GD:

*Swiftly dodges*

*Smirk*

You have to do better than that.
  





 

Tae:

*Running to find you guys....'cause it's just more epic if it's done like that!* 

 

MOP:

*Sitting on couch*

*Finishes story*

And now Bae-oppa is on his way to stop them from killing each other!!

*Sniffle* 

 

Dae:

Aw. No more crying.

*Hands me tissue*

It will be fine. Ne, hyung?

 

Top:

*Preoccupied with lava lamp with Seungri*

Uuuwaaaah...

 

Dae:

Aiiigo.....

 

MOP:

TTwTT

I take it he doesn't like me.

TTwTT!!

 

*Back to Ajay and GD!*

 

Ajay:

With pleasure.

*Pulls out epic glowing sword from outta no where*

YAAAAAAH!!!

*Charges!* 

 

GD:

*Same thing*

*Charges!* 

 

*They both head towards each other at mind blowing speed, missing each other by an inch!!
*


 

Ajay:

*Speed dash*

*Kicks GD in side*

 

GD:

Guh!

*Stumbles over*

Oh ho. So you do have some strength.

 

Ajay:

*Smirk*

*Fancy ninja arm movements*

 

GD:

I'M A G TO THE D!

*Gold and diamonds come flying from his sword tip*

 

Ajay:

GAHH!

*Covers face and moves backwards*

It's on now!

*They start fighting in super DBZ speed*

 

*Tae finally reaches them. Finds half the street demolished.*

 

Tae:

Ottoke! This is not good.

*GD is on a building again, shooting down colorful laser beams*

 

Ajay:

*Lost sword but somehow found a wand and begins spouting Harry Potter spells*


 

Tae:

*Emits epic teal light from hands that covers both and freezes them on the spot!* 

 

GD:

Huh?! 

 

*Scene cut to derps at home*

 

Dae:

Don't be silly! He's just...childish. 

 

MOP:

I find no solace in that.

 

Ri:

*Korean*

This is so cool!

 

Top:

The colors!!

 

Dae:

*Sighs*

Pabos...


 

*Back to epic battle*

 

Tae:

Now that I have your attention, maybe I can finally talk some since into you guys.

 

Ajay:

*Tries to move*

*Fail*

Oppa~

 

Tae:

*In stern y voice*

Not this time.

 

Ajay:

*Turns to goo*

Oh, you sound y~

 

*Enter random Niel of Teen Top*

 

Niel:

Y HAAAAY~~!

 

Ajay:

NOT NOW NIEL! Noona is busy!

 

*Niel wiggle dances away*

 

GD:

*Irritated eyebrow twitch* 

 

Tae:

Now, you two can't go destroy half the city because of a drama and unfulfilled demands of respect!

 

GD:

Who says I can't? 

 

Tae:

Jiyong-ah...

 

GD:

Ok, ok I quit!

 

Tae:

Great. and you, Jagiya?

 

*Back to MOP and the derpy three* 

 

Dae:

*Sang to MOP and everything* 

 

MOP:

My life...is happy.....
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That concludes this weeks episode. Comeback next week or tomorrow to see the shocking conclusion. Will Ajay give up on her vendetta? Will Top and Ri ever stop being amused by the lava lamp? Will the chicken ever cross the road just to get to the other side? (Random SHINee Onew: did I hear someone say chicken!?) *voice over pushes him out if his magical room* Ehem... Will Tae finally remember Wal-Mart? All your questions will be answered next time on the Unscrupulous Misadventures of AJay and MOP.

 

*disclaimer* No idols were hurt in the making of this crack fiction... Except Seungri, but he cool. 

 

Ri:

YES I COOL! HAHAHA! *8D *


 

MOP:

I seriously think that voice over dude does crack...