Episode 2: Names, Trot, and Translating Daisuke?

(Guest appearance by Jay Park)

 

Oh. My. Gosh. We're not CANCELLED! IT'S A MIRACLE!! Ahem. Well then, we find our heroines (who gave them that title?) sitting down in their officetel coming up with random kpop names that represents their love for their bias/soon to be husband. This explains how SeungMi is somehow stuck with the official name 'MOP' (SeungMi: AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT *Arrow'd*) Let watch the insanity unfold...

 

*Here MOP and Ajay are going through their K-names*

 

MOP:

So, it was either going to be SeungMi or MiHyun. They were both cute and affectively combined mine and Top's real name. But I liked SeungMi a bit more!

*to self, under breath*

But somehow I still ended up with this ridiculous Mop name.

What about you?

Ajay:

I have a lot of kpop mash-up names, but I mostly go by Ajay.

MOP:

Why Ajay?

Ajay:

Because...

*gets that creeper, noona, anime look in her eyes*

My ultimate bias is Jay Park!

Taeyang:

*Heard from the other side of the door*

*GASP!*

ANIYO~!! *drops to his knees*

Ajay:

...Did you hear a stressed Taeyang?

MOP:

I did... I DID hear a stressed Taeyang....O_O Uh oh.

Jay Park:

*randomly creeping at the window*

Yes!

*hits some awesome b-boy moves*

Ajay:

*opening door*

Oppa? What are you doing?


Tae:

*jumping up*

Um..Uh... Practicing some new dance move.

*shift eyes awkwardly*

MOP:

EEEE~K!! CREEPY ASIAN DUDE AT THE WINDOW!! SEUNGHYUN-OPPA!!! SAVE MEH!

*le flails and runs in a circle*

Ri:

AHA!! I AM HERE TO HELP YOU, PRETTY LADY! I SUPERMAN! TADA!!

MOP:

YAH! NOT THE MAKNAE-OPPA! WHY!?

GD:

*Walks by once again, this time eating popcorn*

Sure, and the new dance move involves you falling on your knees and screaming in defeat...

Tae:

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND WRITE A SONG OR SOMETHING!!!?

Jay Park:

Oh shizz! They can see me. Seoul to Seattle!

*Instant transmission outta dodge*


Ajay:

*runs to window*

OMG! Was that Jay Park?! WAHH!!

*watches sky with star eyes*

Tae:

*Kicking ground, looking like a sad puppy*

I can instant transmission too ..
...

*lightbulb!*

That's it! But...man I don't wanna do it...but its my only chance!

*SHOOM! goes and changes*

MOP:

Jay Park? The guy who was in NigaHiga's video bromance?

*tied Seungri to a chair*

Ri:

*Thinking*

Why don't I get hoards of hot black chicks?! Stupid Hyungs!

Tae:

*Bursts in room in sparkly suit with matching hat of course*

I KNOW HOW TO WIN YOU OVER!! AHAHAHAAHHAHA-

*cough hack*

...well MUSIC!

*music plays*

NALBWA NALBWA AJAY! NALBWA NALBWA AJAY! NALBWA NALBWA AJAY NALBWANALBWA YO~!!

*tries to do Daesung trot dance. Fails miserably*

Dae:

.......O.O........

*throws up foam*

MOP:

Oh my...

Top:

*Walks in*

I'm ba––

*just stands there and watches train-wreck*






Ajay:

*Bursts out laughing*

What the...? I. Can't. Even. *gives Tae a hug*


MOP:

SEUNGHYUNIE!!

*drops ropes and runs over to TOP*

Tae:

TTwTT........

*is embarrassed that he even went that far.*

Top:

AISH!!! I-

MOP:

*Straight face*

I made you a vanilla/chocolate swirl icecream sundae. I even put a cherry on top.

Top:

...Where have you been...all my life! *le K-drama hug!*

MOP:

* O.O.....! ^__^ *

Dae:

*Laying on the floor with his soul hovering over him like in animes*

Ajay:

*Thinking*

I wonder how long it would take to fly to Seattle...

GD:

*Walks over to Dae. Pokes him with a random stick.*


Ri:

Yah! I'm still here! Hyungs? Hyungs! *thrashes around*


Random Fangirls:

OMO! Seungri OPPA! *attacks him and leaves*


Tae:

You're thinking about him, aren't you!? WAE!!! UMMA!!!

*Runs away like a girl. Oh my.*

Ri:

*All beat up and lip-stick-ified*

Wae. Wae....?

Top and MOP:

*Skipping in circles giggling like Japanese school girls with random flowers and crap falling from the ceiling*

Dae:

*Anime dead'd! Poor Daesungie* 





Ajay:

No... I was... I mean... Oppa, mianhae!! *runs towards door*

*Stops to stare at GD poke Daesung.*

Tae:

*Bursting through door with fitted cap and mic*

*in Korean* 

♬Even if I cheat, don’t ever cheat baby~ Even if I forget you, don’t ever forget me lady~ ♬ 

*Dancing while singing* 

♬Neon naman barabwa ♬ 

 

(Taeyang's Look Only At Me)


 

Ajay:

*Star eyes amazed*

WAH!! BRAVO! BRAVO! *throws roses*


Tae:

*Accomplished face*

I win. Heh.

Dae:

*Starts to wake up*

....Hyung stop poking me....

MOP:

*Eating ice cream with Top*

This is delicious!

GD:

I thought you were dead...


Tae:

*Accomplshed face*

MOP:

*Drops ice cream*

YoungBae-ssi..... *GASP!!!!*

GD:

Oooooh he did it now.

*found random popcorn*

Dae:

Aigooooo he's so stupid!!!






Ajay:

*Looking around*

Wae? What's wrong?


MOP:

...*Converts completely to Japanese*

NANI KORE!!? Anata wa baka da na!! Totemo kimochi warui yo! Sono kashi wa kakkoyokunai da! BAKA~! BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA~!!!

*top of head smack with newspaper*

Ri:

Oooh...he get in BI~G trouble.

Top:

*No idea what i said.*

Yay?

GD:

....oooh....

Dae:

O.O''''

*A WILD ONO DAISUKE APPEARS WITH THE MAGICAL ABILITY TRANSLATE!*

 

Daisuke:

She said "What the heck? You're an idiot. That's totally gross. Those lyrics are not cool. Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!!"

*le disappears!*





Ajay:

*Searches lyrics online*

EE-GAE-BWO-YAH!! It's a two way street! *runs from room*

Ri:

*Randomly*

WHAT CAN I DO~!


MOP:

Urusai. *shut up*

Tae:

Gomen nasai.

*bows*

*Runs after you* Wait~!!!

GD:

Well, kids this has been interesting. but i think im going to go count sheep.


Dae:

Guys, we have to stop letting Jiyong Hyung drink and eat sour patches....

 

OOOH LOOK WHAT HE DONE DIDEDEDEDEDEDED... What WILL happen next? Will Daesung ever die again? Will Taeyang try and sing trot songs again (Everyone: NO!! GD: It's a fate worse than DEATH!!!) How in the world can kpop stars instant transmission!? Where am I? Who are you? What is that?! *points to random wall* 'Stay tuned for the next episode of 'The Unscrupulous Misadventures of AJay and MOP'

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any diarrhea, heart problems, case of DEATH, random spazzing, vomiting, or soul detachment caused by Taeyang's (HORRID) rendition of Only look at me, Ajay.