We find our heroines lounging, rocking out to their kpop and j-electro respectively as they chill in a secluded South Korean park. When Ajay decides to share a bit of her kpop love with newbie fangirl MOP aka SeungMi.

Ajay:

Ayo, MOP?

MOP (aka SeungMi):

*Jamming to her tunes*

Ajay:

*Walks over and shakes MOP to attention*

MOP, don't you hear me talking to you?

MOP (aka SeungMi):

No. What is it?

Ajay:

*big cheesy grin*

I know you aren't a huge fan of kpop, but as a BIGBANG stan I feel it's your duty to know more songs by them.

*forces earphones into MOP*

The two then begin a struggle back and forth, ultimately falling into a fit of fangirl feels, which involves a lot of squirming and rolling on the floor. Then suddenly a mysterious man begins to decend upon them. The women oblivious at first soon sense his presence and just as they were about to high-tail it out of there, the man comes into view. And the man is none other than BIGBANG's TOP.

MOP (aka SeungMi):

Hi! It's nice to meet you!

TOP:

*BARELY knows English, tries to improvise. Heavy Korean Accent*

Uh...Aish. Nice to meet you too?

MOP:

EEEEE OMG SO HOT! X.x

Top:

Wae?...

*in Korean* American girls are weird.

*A Random Taeyang appears!*

Taeyang:

Speak for yourself, dude. I think they're cute.

*freaking ninja appears next to Ajay. Tries to be cool*

Ey, girl. What yo name is? Call me oppa!

MOP:

How in the crap did he do that!?

Tae:

Magic...Good looks, money, hair gel, and chicken.

MOP:

South Korea scares me.






Ajay:

Who the heck cares how. *turns to Tae*

I'll call you anything you like! Just call me! XD







Tae:

Shooo....Here's mah numba! HEH HA!!! Just be sure to like, call before nine cuz my mom still screens my calls.

MOP:

Aww Mama's boy!

......

Hmm... Where's Riri?

Riri (Rihanna):

Umbrella! Ella Ella! Eh! Eh! Eh- *slapped with brick*

MOP:

NO. NOT THAT RIRI. PANDA RI. I feel like I'll regret this...

PandaRi (Seungri):

OH!!! VERY GOOD THAT I AM HERE!!! REAL SHOW IS STARTING!!!

MOP:

I do regret this.

Seungri:

LET US HAVE EH PAHTEH!!!

*cue random scene like in family guy where people run around and randomly do the monkey*

MOP:

I regret this immensely.


Ajay:

DO THE MONKEY!

*proceeds to do the monkey*







MOP:

HOW CAN YOU ALL BE MONKEYING AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?

Well half the room is doing the monkey and Taeyang is doing the chicken dance.

Tae:

I GOTZ FRIED CHICKEN! *dance*

Ajay:

*Joins Taeyang's dance parade*







MOP:

WHY LAWD WHY!? Well...

*turns to Top*

 So... you like reading books. I like reading books. WE SHOULD GET MARRIED!

Tae:

*Doing the chitlins dance with Ajay, whatever that is*

GD:

*Walks in looks around*

*In korean * I need to stop dying my hair. Dem fumes gettin' to me.

And that's when the Fire Nation attacked- WAIT, wrong script! *ahem* And that's where it all started. What will happen next? Will TOP fall for SeungMi's charm? What the crap is the Chitlin dance and why does it exist? Why did Top come in like a creeper!? Stay tuned (if your eyes didn't bleed) for episode 1 of 'The Unscrupulous Misadventures of AJay and MOP'