Bakaleya Talks

AKB48 ONE-SHOT Anthology

 

““This is BAKADA! Don’t make fun of our spirit!””

““Well, technically this is Cattleya’s 2nd Branch.””

Tetsuya: “……….”

Tatsuya: “Gah… Seriously, Fumie, you don’t need to be so strict. It sounds weird when you say ‘Cattleya 2nd Branch’.”

Tetsuya: “Bakada will always be Bakada.”

Oba Mina: “So you guys are going by your stage names here?”

Maya: “Hrm? Well, this is a show for the drama after all….”

Paru: “We just recently did another drama, so it’s better to stick with normal names on the girl side.”

Shohei: *sobs “Girls…..make me so sad……..”

Tatsuya: “What now Shohei-kun?”

Shohei: “I confessed to Momo-chan in real life, but she rejected me….” *sulks

Mariya: “Well, you can’t exactly expect her to accept you.”

Paru: “I agree, there have already been a lot of scandals, so there would be big trouble if there was a relationship.”

Tetsuya: “Shohei-san, you need to grow up and act your age.”

Shohei: “Ah, shut up Tetsuya…. I’m your senpai!”

Oba Mina: “Isn’t that even more reason to act mature?”

Shohei: “…….” *can’t respond

Tatsuya: “Hey, hey, no need to be so stiff!” *pats girls on the back

Tetsuya: “It’s a sign of friendship~~”

Oba: *sighs “Seriously? Tetsuya-kun, I though you would be more serious than this.”

Maya: “But this is a comedy talk show.”

Shimada: “Shut up girly guy.”

Maya: “Huh? You want a fight!?”

Paru: “Seriously, Haruu~ stop. We aren’t doing anything related to Majisuka Gakuen currently.”

Shimada: “Well, it was a joke actually.”

Maya: “I guess we were getting too into our roles.”

Oba: “Just wondering, but where are all the others?”

Paru, Tatsuya: “They had jobs.”

Shohei: “Haah~ If you two weren’t so bland, you would make a good couple.”

Mariya: *punches Shohei and beats him up

Shimada: “Paru isn’t interested in him.”

Paru: “Yeah.”

Tatsuya: “This is a dangerous topic you know….”

Paru: “Plus, I like Yuria-chan.”

[Sakae, Nagoya]

Yuria: “Ah, Paru’s talking about me.”

Jurina: “Are you psychic?”

[Back to them]

Shimada: “Man, to tell the truth, I was expecting some action on the girl side in Bakaleya.”

Paru: “It was so different from Majisuka where we had to do a lot of fight scenes.”

Tatsuya: “Hey, but they’re hard to do.”

The boys start ranting about how annoying the make-up was and the fact that there were a lot of those gang wars. Thus all the girls fell asleep.

[[An hour later]]

Paru: “Is it already time?”

*smash*

????: “Yo!!”

Girls: “Takamina-san, yo.”

Boys: “Why are we getting ignored over a midget….?” *silently cries

Tetsuya: “To think that this started out with such an energetic introduction…..”

Takamina: “I guess this turned kind of boring…. Well, we aren’t going to do it again because Bakaleya isn’t as popular or well-known as Majisuka Gakuen…. Spoilers are a really bad thing……..”

Boys: *depressed



A/N: Personally, I liked the drama, but I can't make a comedy talk show out of it. Since I said I would on one of the sites I post on, I decided to write this anyways.

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SunnyNight #1
Chapter 28: i downloaded it and it was great! thanks for writing all those os and drabbles, really enjoyed it ahahaha, once again thank u ^^^^^
thekeytodestiny #2
Chapter 21: Takayuu!!!!! One of my fav pairings!
AmandaMarondsky
#3
Chapter 13: This one-shot is so sad, i almost cried... Very beautiful and well writing! Thanks again for this one too:) I will wait for more W-Matsui!
AmandaMarondsky
#4
Chapter 2: Ahhh! "The pinguin surprise" is very cute and funny!!! It's kinda hard to find good AKB or SKE 48 fics here:) Thanks for this very cute story! I will read the "play with me" one because i love W-Matsui;)
Sonozaki_
#5
Chapter 18: I went crazy reading these one shots. u made my heart explode !! KYAAA!! AND KUMINON OMFG. U AISH. I READ ONE BY ONE SILENTLY AND MY HEART EVERYTHING OMG U >v<
warunyan #6
Chapter 17: fallen walls, members who didnt rank.. ouch that's cutting me
thekeytodestiny #7
Chapter 14: Aww... Mayu is really nice, even though the people in the village treated her badly. Just love them! Thanks for taking my request! Well done!
oprotortsXP17 #8
i've read all of the fic. they're great please do more wmatsui!
hehe they're my otp :D
and thanks for posting akb48 fics here. i seldom see fics for akb here...
Sonozaki_
#9
Chapter 10: OMG. OMG THIS CHAP I DIED. OMG U >...< Stressed relieved ^^ xD Thank u i really like the way you write omg way better than me T_T The picture that she drawn.. omg. guessed this is Mayuki right? If so omg if only Yukirin saw the last drawing omg. >..< You left my heart hanging omg i cant stand one shots honestly cuz sometimes it made my mind expand XD
thekeytodestiny #10
Hmm... I was wonder if you take requests. If you do can you do WWatanabe (NMB48's Watanabe Miyuki and AKB48's Watanabe Mayu)