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1. Darth “Suda” Vader

“Yuria Peace! I am your father!! Join me, on the dark side!!” Suda Akari did a weird voice.

“No way, Akarin.” Yuria bluntly ignored it as she was in the middle of reading her beloved manga, One Piece.

“If only you knew the power of the dark side!” There she is, still playing along.

“…You’re a girl anyways…”

“… So what!!??”

“You’re going to lose fans.” Yuria looked up.

At that, Akari froze up. There was a reason why she is called the fisher in the SKE48. How did this weird conversation start? Blame, Suda Vader and her Darth world.

2. For the Love of Birds

Furukawa here! Back when I was in junior high, I was just walking around. I saw something white fall onto my hand. Yes, it was bird poop. That was gross, so I immediately washed it off. Since that happened today when I was going to watch the Madoka Movie with Churi, I thought I would bring it up.

When I told her about today, she happily said, “It’s love from birds!”

I was silent. Then I told her about junior high. She was shocked. “The birds love you too much!” But I don’t want bird poop to fall on me.

3. Churi = Steamed Chicken

Furukawa here! This is actually something most people should know, but I’ll tell you again. Some time ago, Churi and I were rooming together in the hotel. We’re pretty close and all, so that’s all good and well. I was playing on my PC and Churi told me, “I’m going to take a bath first.”

So I replied, “Hai.”

The thing is, when she finished, there was a lot of steam coming out of the bathroom, it was interesting. The second I saw Churi, I thought, ‘steamed chicken.’ Well, that’s what happens when Churi’s bird aura starts to affect me.

4. Nezumi and Jurina

Recently it seems that Center somehow managed to open up a portal to another dimension. I don’t really care about that, but she brought over a clone of herself and a few others from that world. You see, Center number 2 or Jurina as she says, is extremely annoying, worse than the original Center.

“Nezumi~ I love you~” That’s the normal one.

“Chuu~” And that’s the new one.

“Why the heck do you even want to kiss me!?”

“It’s my nature~” What’s with that ‘as a matter of fact’ tone!?

“I’m jealous…” Center, you’re the one that brought her over!

5. WSasshi

“…Eh… Who are you?” Sasshi asks her look alike that she just randomly met on the street.

“I should be asking you that.” The girl replies.

“Sasshi.”

“I’m Wota”

“Does that mean you like idols?”

“Yeah.”

“I’m an idol.”

“Really?”

“And a Wota.”

“Oh… What group do you like the most, MomoClo, AKB, or another?”

“I’m part of AKB, but it’s hard to say.”

“Really…”

“Can you do wotagei?”

“Yeah.”

Then, this happens…

“Aaa Yosha Ikuzo!! Tiger Fire Cyber Fiber Diver Viber Jya Jya!!!”

“What are you doing in the middle of the street!!?” Mayu and Nezumi smack their heads.

6. What 1/149 Will Do to Yuko

“NyanNyan~ You’re so great!!” Happiness.

“Nooooo!!! I accidently pressed the wrong button, curse you PSP!” Taking out anger on PSP.

“…Restart…” Getting over it.

“NyanNyan~ Hooray~~ I love you~” Madly in love.

“Eh? I can’t be with her every day?” A bit dejected.

“Yo, Acchan!” Hanging with the former ace.

“Bye~” Date’s over.

“…Eh… I still can’t?” Still no NyanNyan.

“Takamidget, so midget…” Insulting Takamina.

“Congrats on being interesting.” Smiles.

“NyanNyan!!! I missed you!!!” Super happy.

“…I accidently pressed another button, but I saved… phew…” Learns from mistakes.

Eventually after hours, “Whew, I’m done… NyanNyan I love you~” Falls asleep.

7. Being Jealous Over a Ribbon

Recently, Acchan has realized that Takamina was spending more time making her ribbons neat than with her. They are still kids, so Acchan does not care about that.

One day, she saw Takamina’s favorite pink ribbon and takes it.

“Acchan, can I have my ribbon?”

“No!”

“My ribbon…”

“No!”

Takamina starts to cry.

Acchan starts to cry too.

They are both crying.

“You need to pay more attention to me!”

“But… Mariko said that I had to act tsundere, so you would like me!”

“I already like you!!”

Both of them blush and Acchan hands the ribbon back to Takamina.

8. The Queen, Gachapin!

Yesterday, our big sister Mariko told her friend Takamina to act tsundere around Acchan to make Acchan like her. Truthfully, she was joking around, trolling the two. She messed with WMatsui, Mayuki, and Sae as well. She doesn’t usually do anything to Nyaro.

This amazing person is only pushed off of her commanding position by one person. Another troll character… A certain girl who likes to eat… She loves screentime… And is a Gachapin… That person is Miichan.

“Mariko~ I’m hungry~”

“…”

“Hungry!”

“…”

Yes, if the queen does not answer, Miichan will start eating Mariko-sama, nomming on her arm.

9. The Midget

Everyone in AKB48 was suddenly transported to the future, extremely far in the future where Earth had perished. AKB48 still existed, but as a new existence called AKB0048. Here, the General Manager learns a very sad truth.

Meeting the 0048 members, a few interesting happenings occurred. Our General Manager, Takamina, was shot down.

“…Um, Takamina 5^th, were all the Takaminas this short?”

The current Takamina successor sighed. “Sadly, it’s just like that.”

Adding to that, the one aspiring to be Takamina was also somewhat short. Thus, concluding, Takahashi Minami will be a short person in all generations. It’s their destiny.

10. Teams

“We are Team Hormone!!!” In Majisuka Gakuen, a group of girls, Wota, Akicha, Bungee, Mukuchi, and Unagi ate Hormone.

“We are Team Fondue, Team Hormone’s successor!” Another group of girls appeared in Majisuka Gakuen 2. Tsuri, Docchi,  Kanburi, Toshima, and Lemon ate almost anything in Fondue.

“We are Team Dried Fish!” Komimi, Nantene, and Peace made up the group that dried foods in Majisuka Gakuen 3. Nanashi stood to the side watching.

“……” A silence filled the air as the groups stared at each other.

“You guys don’t have enough members!” A table is flipped over by the original team.

11. A Series of Gags

Tomochin says, “Dear J~”

Kasai smiles, “Chiyuu~”

Yui is shocked, “Honmayan!”

Murashige makes a strange pose, “Mentaiko.”

Kanon jokes, “Nantene~”

Rena laughs creepily, “Okotteru?”

Kumi gets nosebleed, “Eh? Now?”

Mochi shows a happy look, “Ah… How wonderful~”

Yagi and Juri as their Majisuka 3 counterparts, act cool, “Perfect” and “Respect.”

Everyone yells to Meetan, “Old Hag!”

Maeda Atsuko is serious, “Majidayo!”

Takamina and Acchan proceed to challenge skipping and fail.

Fresh Lemon cheers with the crowd, “Fresh Lemon ni naritai no~”

Yuko skin ships Kojiharu, “NyanNyan, I love you!”

Milky fishes, “Will you chapu chapu with me?”

Shimada yells, “Uruseeyo!”

12. Otabe is Honmayan

“Otabe, become the new head of Majisuka for me.” Maeda confronts the girl that she had fought in the past.

“You’re lying, definitely lying. Why would I become the head of Majisuka?”

The girl stubbornly says that Maeda was lying.

“Because you are a yankee whom I can entrust that school to…”

“You’re definitely lying, I’m not a yankee.”

 “I ask again, will you become the new head?”

“You’re definitely lying, you just want to laugh at me if I say Yes.”

Surprisingly Maeda gets tired of it and leaves. The girl looks into her journal and realizes something.

“Honmayan!!”

13. Simplified Explanation of Aruhara in Baka Terms

“Now let me ask you what it Aruhara if Sekuhara is ual harassment?” Kojiharu-sensei asks Kumi, Yuria, Mayu, and Kawaei.

Surprisingly, Kumi and Yuria answer, “Alcohol harassment right?” Which is technically the correct answer.

Due to some mistake, Mayu answers, “Alpaca harassment.”

And Ricchan, this was expected, “A man hit an alpaca. (strongly)” A good question would be why ‘strongly’ in parentheses?

“The correct answer is: Alpaca harassment. Mayu-chan, Kawaei-san you two are correct!”

Question would be why that is correct, but remember everyone, the teacher here is Kojiharu, who may have just made up that answer out of nowhere.

14. Zombie Apocalypse, Salty Version

As all the fans at the handshake event started turning into zombies, there were a few people that weren’t really affected. They were salty Paruru, baka Ricchan, and the SKE48 bakas and possibly Churi who is a bird person.

Paruru: *stares*

Zombie 1: *sweatdrops* *The salty reaction was too much for him, so he couldn’t do anything*

Paruru: *stares* “Oh, ten seconds is up… Bye.”

Zombie 2: *I guess this is what I liked about her when I was still human? Her slight frownish smile…*

Zombie 3: “I want human meat…”

Paruru: “Go eat yourself or someone that’s not AKB.”

15. Zombie Apocalypse, BKA Center

It turns out that Kawaei Rina, the girl with supposedly stinky feet, is denser than anyone would have thought in the beginning. Even though most of the people turned into zombies, it’s hard to say if she realized or not.

Ricchan: “That’s cool zombie cosplay…”

Zombie I: *sweatdrops* *This is an idiot…*

Ricchan: “Eh… Is zombie a popular theme this year?”

Zombie II: *Won’t I become an idiot if I eat her brains…?*

Ricchan: “Eh??”

All of the zombies lined up in her line, quite literally walked away. She was center of the idiots, not good to eat for zombies.