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Dear Miss Pretentious,

You think you're a hero
But truth is, the value of your words is zero
Try again tomorrow
If you haven't been shot dead with an arrow

You claim to be nice
Always offering unwanted advice
But you're just a lice
One I'd love to slice

You say you're oh so matured, but you're acting worse than thirteen
To point out people's flaws, you're ever so keen
Yet always asking why are people so mean
Sheesh, what a drama queen

You act like the star of the town
Of those who disagree, you talk them down
Cuz of course, you wear the crown
But really, you're just being a clown

You always want to be treated as important
Probably shudder at the thought of being forgotten for a second
Oh but what i would give to be rid of this abhorrence
You're such a nuisance

Think you're so righteous?
And of you, everyone's jealous?
How can anyone be so unbelievably shameless?
And really, so hopelessly pretentious

By the way, please get your spelling and grammar right
Before puffing your chest trying to be a wise knight
The simplistic errors are such an unple