~“yaedeul-a, nan nae geobug-wihan myeoch gaji sangchuleul eod-eul pil-yo haeyo!” a deep smooth voice yelled. (A/N translation: Hey guys, i need to get some lettuce for my turtle!) o_0# did he just say turtle in Korean? Oh lord please no!!!!! -_-#~

In the distance, there was a guy holding something both in his hands while his bag was on the floor and he was kicking it in front of him, not caring if his stuff in the inside was either getting broken or jumbled up.

“Oh hyung-” Pink Gay Bunny squeaked next to me, making me jump a bit by his voice, “hyung, hyung!” the guy came closer and I was shocked. My jaw dropped and out of the corner of my eyes, the boys around me exchanged weird glances from me to the guy who was now in front of me and ogling me.

“Yah-” the guy pointed at me, holding the thing in his hands with one hand.

“Hey-” I tried to say something but I just had to look at him. Closely. It was like- Looking at the mirror. Is it weird that we had the same nose shape, the same lips, same eyes? Apart from he is a guy! Is it possible that a guy can look at me?!

“WHAT THE FUDGE?!” I suddenly yelped.

“Is it me or do they look really similar?” I heard erted chubby cheeks speak behind me.

“Yah-” the guy spoke again. What is happening?!

“You-” I pointed at him now.

“Mwuh-” he muttered.

“Say something the both of you!” Religious man hissed.

“He looks like me-” I started.

“She looks like me!” the guy screeched, his English perfect apart from that Korean accent of his. ALL THEIR ACCENTS! Apart from the erted chubby cheeks who has the cutest- Canadian accent.

“How freaky…” Monkey mumbled.

“Is this a joke you guys? Is she wearing a mask- Here hold my sweet potato~” the guy came handing Ryeowook something in his hand and took two steps in front of me and analysed my face. Very. Closely. His breath was blowing on my face. His eyes were narrowed, forming a little dent in between his eyebrows. Something that happens to me also when I glare or narrow my eyes at someone or something. Usually at someone.

“Whoa- close up or what?!” I snapped, trying to squirm away but before I knew it, he had slapped his hands on either side of my cheeks and trapped my face.

“You-” he started making baby faces, “have the cutest button nose ever~” My eyes widened 0_0 ß Yes just like that. Is he some freak or-

“Hyung, I thought you have 2 turtles?” Skinny brat took time to ask this freaky guy a question who by the way is still looking at me close up and SQUISHING MY FACE!

“I have the other one in my bag.” the guy murmured, not taking his eyes off me. “Wow, she’s real. She looks like me too. Apart from she is feminine. And doesn’t have a slight moustache like me- Oh hold on a min! She does have a little moustache-” I pushed him away with all my force in me, so insulted with his comment.

“That is not a moustache! It’s just fuzz! People think it’s cute for your information!” I hissed.

“Woof, woof.”

“Kyuhyun, behave!” Specs snapped.

“Sorry.” the guy mumbled, “Err… I’m Yesung.”

“And I’m leaving. Away, away!”

“Oh hi Leaving Away, away.” Yesung chirped. Is he doing this on purpose?! This freak- I glanced over at Ryeowook who was holding- A turtle! A sweet little baby turtle! I was A-MAZED! IT’S A TURTLE! I automatically approached Ryeowook and ran my finger tip on the shiny brown/green shell.

“And she is attracted to the freaking turtle and not me?!” I heard Monkey yell.

“I think it’s cute.” I heard the Fish mutter. “Means, she likes turtles.”

“Her name is Yumi, hyung.” Religious man told Yesung. “She’s from the Philippines, she’s in Hae, Minnie, Kyuh, Wookie and Henry’s year.” I suddenly glared at the turtle in front of me for now reason. I’m like that. I glare at animals for no reason. So don’t judge me! I like the turtle.

“Want to hold him?” Ryeowook offered me the little turtle sweetly. I took it with one hand and kept glaring at it.

“Yah Yumi, the poor turtle didn’t do anything to you yet, why are you glaring at it?” The one I seem to hate most, Kyuhyun, chuckled. “You just met the poor little guy. Give it a break! it’s already getting fat because of Yesung hyung.” I decided to ignore him.

“She’s not listening to you magnae cause she doesn’t like you.” Monkey sniggered.

“She doesn’t like any of us apart from that freaking turtle!” Specs cried.

“And me.” Ryeowook chirped, putting his hand up a bit. “Right Yumi-shiie?” I ignored him also. I suppose I like him. Little bit. Pink Gay Bunny? Alright, he’s cute, sweet… Specs, can’t seem to stand the guy! Religious man, he’s too religious! erted chubby cheeks? If he didn’t stare at me like the ert he is, I would of liked him! Monkey, don’t know his annoying ways yet. YET! The Fish… He is too fishy. Yesung, man my cheeks hurt cause of him so I don’t like him except from his pretty turtle. And the last kid? Kyuhyun? Man I loathed him! Stupid brat! Suddenly, the pretty turtle was taken away from me.

“Hey, hey!” I wailed. Yesung looked at me innocently.

“What?”

“Turtle!” I squeaked. Okay what is happening to me?! Stupid turtle! Making me… Nice!

“We’re going to lunch. Come with us if you like.” Pink Gay Bunny bounced next to me, “Come on noona!”

“I’m only talking to the turtle.” I said with no emotion to my voice.

“SEE! I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO TALKS TO MY TURTLES!” Yesung cried. I wanted to be with the turtle only. I’m only going to lunch with these boys to be with the turtle! I’m weird don’t judge me! I walked behind all of them timidly to their school’s canteen, The Fish always looking back at me to see if I was following.

“I’m coming.” I said, “No need to keep glancing over to me!” The Fish blushed. Fish’ can blush?! I found it cute-

“She’s so charming isn’t she?”

“Isn’t she just?” I heard Kyuhyun chuckle.

“I can hear you.” I mumbled and Monkey and Evil Kyuhyun fell silent. Koreans stared at me as we walked into the canteen and over to a free rectangular table. I took the seat farthest away and waited for Yesung’s turtle to come to me. Ryeowook took the sweet thing and passed it to me nicely, giving me a warm smile.

“Hmm… No smile.” Specs grumbled.

“I’ll give you a smile.” I said under my breath as I looked at the turtle hiding in its shell quickly. I was occupied at staring at it that I didn’t realise that there was a drink in front of me.

“What’s this?” I asked the boys, taking my eyes away from the turtle.

“I got you banana milkshake. If you don’t like give it to Kyuhyun.” Ryeowook said simply, sitting himself on my right side. Why is he so nice to me?

“Why would I want that if she started to drink it? I don’t want her doggy germs on me!” Kyuhyun teased. My hands slammed on the table but Pink Gay Bunny held me back while Specs whacked Kyuhyun on the back of the head. That satisfied me a little.

“Thanks.” I smiled a little at Ryeowook.

A/N: hope you like the update <3 Comment, comment, comment! I love all your comments, make me laugh so much! <3

Teaser:

My eyes popped open once again when a bright light shone on my face. I squinted my eyes and saw Monkey!

“Yah, what are you doing here?!” I screeched, grabbing my duvet around me.

“Yumi~ I can’t sleep.” he rubbed his eyes sleepily.

“Go away!” I threw my pillow at him with all my might but it just landed by his foot.

“Wow. That hurt.” he mumbled and took it in his arms and shuffling over to me and sat down on the floor. “Night Yumi.” and he rested himself on my floor.

“Yah, Eunhyuk! Get out!” I half yelled half hissed, “Hyuk Jae! Get out of my room- Aish you annoying monkey!” I gave up when he started to snore. I got up from my bed, kicked him on the leg and stomped out of the bedroom. Why did I even agree to sleeping around the Fish’s house cause it was dark outside?! Sure I might get but I can defend myself! Walking to the kitchen, I grabbed a glass and poured myself some milk when I heard someone humming behind me.

“Hi Yumi! can’t sleep?” I looked back to see Donghae eating cereal by the kitchen table.