~“ARGHH!!!!!!! MONKEY IS COMING TO GET ME! SUNGMIN, SIWON! HELP ME!!!!!!!!” A guy came running towards us them- CRASH!~

“Donghae! Donghae!”

“Yah, noona are you okay? Hae?”

Voices filled my ear drums, all from freaking Specs, Pink Gay Bunny, Religious man and the unknown guy with the yellow locker. I couldn’t move as I was looking angrily at the guy who crashed into me. He wasn’t freaking moving! He was… Staring at me?! Our noses were touching and his eyes were looking into mine. He had pretty eyes but seriously, he had to GET OFF! Okay you creep, time to get off~

“ANO KABA?! UMALIS KA NGA!” I yelled, pushing him off of me. (A/N Translation: What are you like?! Get off me!) He fell backwards with an ’OFT’ his arms hitting the ground with a loud slap, his bag hitting him over the head and his blazer flying over me. I got up hastily and brushed myself off.

“What is it with you Koreans bumping into me?!” I yelled at the top of my voice. The guy who crashed into me groaned from the floor, pushing his bag off of him and looking up at me. I was transfixed. For a minute. And at that minute, I was analysing how good looking he was. With pretty eyes that showed cheekiness, his face flawless and his lips so… Kissable… I had to snap out of it.

“What do you think you were doing?!” I yelled at him. I don’t care if I was scaring him! He was the one who crashed into me! Screaming something about a monkey coming to get him! THERE WAS NO BLIMING MONKEY ANYWHERE!!!

“I’m so sorry,” he started, his voice so soft and apologetic as he got up from the floor, hugging his bag. “I didn’t mean to-”

“Yah Hae!” a guy came running over to us, breathing heavily, his blazer flying behind him. He took one look at me and smiled. A very gummy smile. He had like monkey-ish features. He was tall but now as tall as Specs and his hair was a dark brown and shy away from his eyes.

“Hi.” he said without hesitation. “Lee Hyuk Jae.” he held out his hand to me to shake but I looked at it like it was dirty. Why would I shake a Monkey’s hand? Ohh…. So he was the monkey this lunatic *glares at the guy hugging his bag* was running away from.

“Yumi-shiie, this is Lee Donghae hyung.” Religious man patted me on the shoulder, “and as he said, that is Lee Hyuk Jae but call him-”

“Eunhyuk.” Monkey grinned his gummy grin. “Ah, English?”

“What do you think!?” I snapped.

“Oh, I’m Ryeowook.” the guy with the slight girly voice and yellow locker went in front of me and shone me a very shy smile. He seemed alright- Oh wait! He made me walk into his locker door. I HATE HIM!

“Yeah, and I’m a bit annoyed with you bunch of boys!” I said through gritted teeth.

“She speaks too fast hyung, translate for me?” Monkey tapped Religious man on the arm.

“THEN READ MY LIPS:” I yelled, “I AM THOROUGLY PEED OFF!”

“What does thoroughly mean?” I glanced at the guy who crashed into me. Painfully. I now noticed- HE LOOKS LIKE A DANG FISH WHEN HE WENT TO LOOK AT ME AND POUT. Why is he pouting for?! Stinking fish!

“What are you pouting for?” I hissed.

“You’re mean.” he pointed at me. The dang fish pointed his fishy fingers at me! Gahh, fish please!

“Yeah and that’s the best that it is gonna get!” I snapped and grabbed my bag off the floor. Suddenly Fish grinned.

“Then I’m Donghae. Nice to meet you, Yumi.” he waved. -_-# Korean boys Urgh~ Why so friendly towards me when I am so mean to them? can’t they get the point that I’m starting to NOT like THEM?! But I must say, they are pretty darn cute. Specs began murmuring to Religious man who was swinging his bible about. What the hell are they talking about now? Pssh… Whatever, I don’t care. I must go to a safe place where I don’t get run over by any more weirdoes like them! Someone tapped me lightly on the shoulder. I glared at the person who did it. The Fish.

“Err… I’m sorry for crashing onto you, chingu~” the Fish started, his English, may I only say once: Cute, “I didn’t mean to hurt you. Do you want me to do anything to make it up to you?” He looked up at me- CUTELY! His eyes turning into puppy dog eyes that was TO. DIE. FOR. He started to pout also.

“Yah, hyung I’m the only cute one in front of every noonas.” Pink Gay Bunny said in an annoyed voice.

“Not this one.” Monkey muttered.

“Maybe you can just leave-” *PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!* There was a sudden noise coming towards us. A noise that *PEW! PEW!* resembles to a game shooting console. Like that space game thing! *PEW! PEW!* I spun around from the Fish and looked to someone walking towards us, his eyes glued to a PSP he was holding that was letting out the ‘PEW!’ noises. His hair was curly and messy. Bed hair or what! He stopped when he was close to Specs but didn’t look up at us. AT ALL.

“What’s up, hyungs?” he spoke in an accented English, not taking his eyes off the PSP… o_0 addicted much?? His eyes flickered up at me and then back down to his game, “Kyuhyun imnida.”

“Kyuh-” Pink Gay Bunny spoke.

“So who’s the ?” Kyuhyun smirked, shaking his bed hair but not taking one second to look away from his game.

“EXCUSE ME?!” I screeched. The idiot’s smirk deepened.