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ExoGeneration + Facebook = ?!

Nov. 16

   Kwon Yuri It is the time again!!! THIS TIME THE AMAZING BLACK PEARL KWON YURI IS THE ANNOUNCER. I FEEL ALL SPECIAL AND STUFF, I MEAN, IT’S MY FIRST TIME. USUALLY SICA UNNIE DOES IT. SDOG;SEGHSEOGHSEOGHESO. OKAY MOVING ON. ANYWAY, IT’S SELCA HOUR~ POST AS MANY SELCAS AS YOU PLEASE.

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   Jung Jessica This is the last time I let you announce selca hour.

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   Oh Sehun NOONAS AND HYUNGS, I PRESENT TO YOU, THE ADORABLE ALL TIME MAKNAE~ Now don’t faint, I know I’m handsome. :P

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   Choi Sooyoung OH YEAH, ROCK THAT GREEN HAIR!

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   Seo Joohyun Sehun, how dare you take the maknae title away from me.

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   Oh Sehun Mianhae noona, I didn’t mean too.

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   Seo Joohyun THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

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   Oh Sehun Wait what?

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   Seo Joohyun Oh Sehun, I don’t care how adorable you may be to others; I know deep inside you, you had plotted to take over my title.

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   Oh Sehun Wait noona, I think you have it all wrong.

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   Seo Joohyun SHIRO! I CANNOT LET THIS PASS. FROM NOW ON, WE ARE ENEMIES.

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   Kim Taeyeon Seohyun I think you’re overreacting.

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   Seo Joohyun UNNIE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

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   Kim Taeyeon … Okay then. *Hides in corner*

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   Oh Sehun What did I do to deserve this?

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   Seo Joohyun OH MANY THINGS YOU LITTLE PRETTY BOY. I’M WATCHING YOU.

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   Wu Kris Um Seohyun, you aren’t even in the same room as him. Come stare at me instead~

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   Seo Joohyun GO AWAY, KRIS.

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   Wu Kris … If you say so… TT.TT

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   Lee Sunny Annyeong~ Nurse Sunny here! Anyone need me?

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   Kim Jongdae I NEED A NURSE.

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   Lee Sunny Okay what for? 

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   Kim Jongdae Can you give me a nice long back rub?

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   Lee Sunny -____-‘ I’m a nurse, not a servant.

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   Lu Han CHEN YOU BETTER STEP AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

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   Kim Jongdae WE LIVE IN THE SAME DORM, GENIUS.

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   Lu Han WELL…. I KNOW… YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST STAY AWAY FROM HER.

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   Kim Jongdae Dude I’m not even interested. Geez, man. I just need a back rub, that’s all.

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   Hwang Tiffany I’M A STRAWBERRY~ EAT ME! WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON’T EAT ME.

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   Kim Joonmyun BE CAREFUL. REMEMBER CHANYEOL WITH HIS CANDY?

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   Hwang Tiffany CHANYEOL DON’T YOU DARE COME NEAR ME.

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   Park Chanyeol WAEEEEEEE??? WHAT IF I WANT A HUG???

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   Hwang Tiffany KEEP A 10 FEET RADIUS.

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   Park Chanyeol WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

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   Hwang Tiffany JUST STAY AWAY. I DON’T WANNA BE EATEN!

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   Park Chanyeol TT3TT Noona~

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   Hwang Tiffany NO.

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   Huang ZiTao Hey. It’s that one guy who everyone thinks is hot.

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   Kim Jongin Psh. DON’T BE COCKY~

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   Huang ZiTao I’m not. It’s the truth!

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   Kim Jongin Says the guy who doesn’t have a girlfriend.

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   Huang ZiTao I’m flying to Korea now.

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   Do Kyungsoo MAMA Selca~ Don’t we just look amazing with the fake tattoos?

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   Jung Jessica Kris. O.O You look a little, drunk.

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   Choi Sooyoung XIUMIN, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, THOSE CHEEKS ARE GONNA SHOW.

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   Kim Minseok Hmph. Well sorry for trying.

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   Lee Sunny I think the only one who looks normal really is my Luhan~

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   Lu Han Awww, of course yeobo~ I try my best to look good for you~

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   Kim Joonmyun You guys are disgusting.

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   Kim Jongin MAKE IT STOP!!!

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   Do Kyungsoo NO FLIRTING ON MY STATUS.

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   Lee Sunny What loners. -.-‘

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   Kim Joonmyun I AM NOT A LONER.

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   Kim Jongin WE ARE NOT.

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   Do Kyungsoo I JUST DON’T’ WANT YOU GUYS FLIRTING ON MY WALL.

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   Lu Han Whatever loners~

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   Kim Joonmyun SHUT UP, LUHAN GEGE.

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   Kim Minseok “SNSD will be having a comeback January 2013.” BAEKHYUN, I FEEL FOR YOU, BRO.

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   Byun Baekhyun *Is dying inside*

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   Kim Taeyeon Yah! We need a break anyway!

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   Seo Joohyun It’s nice to have a break. ^^

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   Byun Baekhyun BUT…. SGHOSHGOESHGOS HGOSHEGSEOIGHES I NEED MORE SNSD~

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   Kim Hyoyeon We’re right here -.-‘

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   Byun Baekhyun THAT IS NOT ENOUGH, AT ALL. I NEED YOU ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN.

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   Im Yoona Then watch our old music videos?

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   Byun Baekhyun YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, OKAY?

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   Oh Sehun I don’t think I’ll ever understand you, hyung.

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   Byun Baekhyun I AM A VERY SIMPLE HUMAN BEING.

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   Park Chanyeol :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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   Zhang Yixing I’m not even going to guess what that says Chanyeol.

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   Park Chanyeol IT SAYS, “BAEKHYUN HYUNG, YOU ARE THE MOST COMPLICATED WOMAN I’VE MET.”

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   Byun Baekhyun CHANYEOL I LOVE YOU AND ALL, BUT I AM NOT A WOMAN.

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   Park Chanyeol You’re too short to be the man, so you’re the woman.

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   Choi Sooyoung WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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   Park Chanyeol IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, I AM THE ONE WHO WEARS THE PANTS.

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   Jung Jessica So I’m guessing Baekhyun wears a dress then?

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   Byun Baekhyun CHANYEOL FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT DATING YOU NOR WILL I EVER.

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   Park Chanyeol D: D: D:

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   Zhang Yixing Let me guess, you just said something sad?

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   Park Chanyeol I SAID, “FINE THEN.”

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   Hwang Tiffany Whoa, dramaaaa~

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   Park Chanyeol NOOONAAAA~ WHAT GREAT TIMING XD!

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   Zhang Yixing And the hyper virus is back.

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   Kim Hyoyeon Hey guys, do you want to play a game? I ASSURE YOU IT’LL BE FUN!!! :D

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   Zhang Yixing Depends…. WHAT TYPE OF GAME ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? DOES IT INVOLVE A BOTTLE PERHAPS?

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   Kim Hyoyeon No. It’s the game where a person starts telling a story but doesn’t finish it and then another person continues the story and doesn’t finish it. The process goes on until we reach the final person~

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   Kim Taeyeon Hmm… Sounds legit. WHO WANTS TO START?

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   Kim Minseok I VOLUNTEER!!!

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   Wu Kris NO WAY. HYUNG NO. WE ARE NOT GOING TO THE BAOZI SONG AGAIN.

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   Kim Minseok Fine then. Since you don’t want to hear my beautiful beginning.

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   Byun Baekhyun I WANNA START!!!

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   Kim Hyoyeon Go ahead, dongsaeng.

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   Byun Baekhyun ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A TALKING TOFU STICK. HE LOVE TO

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   Seo Joohyun Rub himself with teriyaki sauce and

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   Kim Jongin Run around on the streets! The talking tofu stick’s name was

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   Kwon Yuri HERBERT THE TOFU. HERBERT THE TOFU LOVED SAYING

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   Do Kyungsoo “POLKA DOTS ARE YUMMY!” Over and over again. The people of where he lived

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   Choi Sooyoung Always called him a weirdo for what he did. One day, Herbert the tofu

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   Kim Joonmyun Went to the amusement park! He went on the roller coaster

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   Jung Jessica And unfortunately fell off, landing in a puddle of hamster pee. Herbert  

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   Oh Sehun Screamed and ran around in circles, swaying his arms. Herbert tripped on

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   Kim Taeyeon A rolling buffalo, falling flat on his face. The rolling buffalo

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   Wu Kris Rolled over Herbert repeated for no reason. Herbert had had enough and pushed the rolling buffalo in a bucket of

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   Lu Han Mayo. Herbert yelled

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   Im Yoona “Enjoy the mayo!” Herbert walked off in pride but suddenly

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   Kim Jongdae Pants had started to rain down from the sky. A pair of neon

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   Kim Hyoyeon Pink pants landed on his face. He took them and

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   Park Chanyeol DECIDED PUT THEM ON HIS PET BEAR’S EARS. HERBERT PUT THE PANTS

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   Lee Sunny In his belly pocket. All of the sudden

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   Kim Minseok Herbert started singing, “I’m a baozi! I’m a baozi!” His voice was heard by

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   Hwang Tiffany Cats, who hated horrible voices. The cats
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   Zhang Yixing Attacked Herbert. He

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   Huang ZiTao Fainted and lay there for the rest of his life. HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

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Urrr… So hope you enjoyed the chapter~ Like I said before, I really have no idea what I type :P

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Champions27
#1
Chapter 6: Wow i miss exogeneration TT
icekiel21
#2
Chapter 22: this is not a fail im so loving this story ^_^
blissfulxo #3
Chapter 68: Glad that i found out this story. So basically i just had my boring moment then boom! i clicked on this story and question myself why would i weirdly giggling and laughing like a retarded lmao.

fighting!
Slice-Lish
#4
Chapter 22: lol i just started reading like 10 minites ago and you wrote my name down so wuickly. Are you like alaays online or smth
Kimmykim1157 #5
Chapter 49: This chapter is amazing XD
sweetcandy65
#6
Chapter 68: OMG WHY DID I JUST FIND THIS STORY YESTERDAY ;A;
This is a masterpiece >.< I love it! ^^
NINJEEN #7
Chapter 39: Am I hallucinating again or did I just see my name again? I'm so HAHAHA. I read this months ago and am rereading this. When I read this months back, I never saw my name or maybe I saw it and then I forgot all about it. HYOKAI X SEOKRIS FTW!!! I'm a BaekSica shipper tho. HAHAHAHA
NINJEEN #8
Chapter 22: HAHAHAHAHA. I have never laughed so hard in my life until I read this chapter. I read this last 3 or 4 months and I forgot everything so I'm re-reading this again. HAHAHA good job author! Btw, OMO. Did I just see my name on the last note? HAHAHA. Or am I just hallucinating like Jessica my bias? LOL HAHAHAHAHA!
KimSarang_ #9
Chapter 38: Imma so smart i actually worked out the riddle!! :D