Dec. 18

(CAUTION VERY LONG CHAPTER AHEAD)

   Kim Jongdae LET US CONTINUE THE ‘GUESS CHEN’S CRUSH’ GAME SHALL WE?

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   Kim Taeyeon THE GIRL’S LEFT ARE Jessica, Yoona, Yuri, and Sooyoung.

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   Kim Hyoyeon LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

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   Oh Sehun I really want to know who gets eliminated this time.

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   Kim Jongdae Okay.. So the next clue…

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   Choi Sooyoung DON’T GO TROLLING. JUST SAY IT.

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   Kim Jongin This time someone else is being eager, AFTER SHE TROLLED.

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   Choi Sooyoung Shut up, Kai.

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   Wu Kris CAN WE JUST SETTLE OUR DIFFERENCES AND KNOW THE CLUE ALREADY? I HAVE A TIGHT SCHEDULE RUNNING. AFTER 5 MINUTES OF FACEBOOK I HAVE TO GO GET A FACIAL TREATMENT.

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   Hwang Tiffany It’s just like Kris to take care of his face.

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   Kim Jongdae ANYWAY, THE CLUE IS SHE IS BORN BEFORE SUMMER.

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   Kim Taeyeon KWON YURI IS ELIMINATED.

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   Kwon Yuri Eh. I wasn’t expecting him to like y girls like me anyway.

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   Kim Joonmyun DO NOT USE THAT WORD AROUND MY MAKNAE.

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   Oh Sehun You act like I’m four years old.

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   Kim Joonmyun ‘CAUSE YOU ARE, IN MY WORLD.

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   Jung Jessica WHY AM I STILL IN THE LIST? I DON’T EVEN LIKE CHEN. SO IF HE LIKED ME, I WOULD BE FLATTERED, BUT WOULD REJECT HIM QUICKLY.

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   Byun Baekhyun WHAT IF SOMEONE ELSE LIKED YOU?

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   Jung Jessica It depends who. But I seriously don’t like anyone right now. -.-‘                

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   Byun Baekhyun SADNESS.

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   Kim Jongin SO THE GIRLS LEFT ARE JESSICA, YOONA, AND SOOYOUNG. LET US WAIT TO SEE WHO ELSE IS ELIMINATED NEXT TIME!!! WILL CHEN ELIMINATE ANOTHER GIRL? OR WILL HE FLAT OUT SAY WHO HE LIKES? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON ‘GUESS CHEN’S CRUSH’ GAME!!!

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   Zhang Yixing What is this? An episode of a game show?

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   Jung Jessica Due to the previous announcers failed announcement, I shall be the announcer who announces the announcement. TODAY, WE ARE DOING SOMETHING QUITE DIFFERENT THEN SELCA HOUR. WE ALL KNOW THE HOLIDAY EVERYBODY LOVES IS COMING SOON, LIKE IN A WEEKS TIME. SO AS THE ANNOUNCER OF FACEBOOK, I HAVE DECIDED THAT WE WILL HAVE A SECRET SANTA EVENT!!! How we will do this is simple, I will send every one of you a message, saying who you will be the Secret Santa of. OF COURSE WE ARE ALL PAIRED BOY-GIRL, WELL EXCEPT FOR SOME GUYS WHO HAVE TO PAIR WITH ANOTHER GUY. OH AND ONE PERSON WILL HAVE TO BUY TWO PEOPLE A GIFT, DUE TO HAVE AN UNEVEN AMOUNT OF PEOPLE. Have fun being Secret Santa’s. Only I know who the Secret Santa’s are. EXCEPT FOR MY OWN, DUE TO KIM TAEYEON BEING A MEAN LEADER, SO WHOEVER IS MY SECRET SANTA, DON’T DISAPPOINT ME.

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   Lee Sunny SECRET SANTA, EH? WELL THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.

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   Zhang Yixing So, we have to waste our money to buy a gift for someone?

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   Park Chanyeol STOP THINKING SO NEGATIVELY, HYUNG. SECRET SANTA IS SOO FUN!!! :D :D :D :D

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   Kwon Yuri Everything is fun to you, dongsaeng.

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   Park Chanyeol THAT’S NOT TRUE.

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   Jung Jessica EVERYONE HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF WHO THEY ARE A SECRET SANTA TO. HAVE FUN. :D AND MY SECRET SANTA… I’M WATCHING YOU.

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   Kim Minseok Oh poo, I have to be a Secret Santa for this person? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE!

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   Jung Jessica TOO BAD, BAOZI. YOU HAVE TO BUY SOMETHING FOR THEM, OR YOU GET NOTHING.

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   Kim Minseok Fine, just watch out, I’m getting you a present you’ll never forget.

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   Seo Joohyun Who are you talking to?

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   Kim Minseok THE PERSON I AM THE SECRET SANTA TO!!!

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   Byun Baekhyun TIME TO GO SHOPPING~ ANYONE WANNA COME WITH ME?

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   Im Yoona Any SNSD member that goes with you could be your Secret Santa, or the girl you’re probably being the Secret Santa for. We can’t risk it.

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   Byun Baekhyun Guess I’m going shopping myself today.

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   Oh Sehun Hyung, don’t you always go shopping yourself?

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   Byun Baekhyun …No…

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   Choi Sooyoung I JUST BOUGHT AN AMAZING GIFT. THIS SECRET SANTA IS GOING TO BEAT YOU ALL WITH MY GIFT.

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   Kim Minseok WHO SAYS SO? THIS BAOZI HERE WILL HAVE THE BEST GIFT!!!

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   Huang ZiTao ON THE CONTRARY, THIS LITTLE PANDA MAKNAE HAS THE BEST GIFT OF ALL. YOU GUYS BETTER BE JEALOUS.

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   Kim Taeyeon WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING? CLAIMING YOU GUYS HAVE BETTER GIFTS… NO ONE HAS THE BEST GIFT. WELL EXCEPT FOR ME OF COURSE. MY NEW NICKNAME IS “BEST GIFT GIVER”. SO HAH!

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   Kwon Yuri Psh, Taeyeon, don’t be so full of yourself. All of us know it is ME, who has bought the best gift. Anyone agree?

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   Kim Jongdae How are we supposed to agree if we don’t even know what your gift is?

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   Im Yoona EXACTLY. STOP ARGUING ABOUT HAVING THE BEST GIFT. NO ONE EVEN KNOWS WHAT YOU GUYS BOUGHT.

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   Kim Taeyeon I DON’T CARE I BOUGHT THE BEST GIFT!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung NO I DID.

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   Kim Minseok BAOZI DID!!!

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   Huang ZiTao PANDA MAKNAE HAS PURCHASED THE MOST EXQUISITE GIFT!!!

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   Park Chanyeol ^What.

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   Byun Baekhyun How did you guys find a gift so fast? I HAVEN’T BOUGHT ANYTHING YET! >.<’

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   Jung Jessica Better hurry, Baekhyun. The Secret Santa event is in an hour.

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   Oh Sehun EXO’s dorm was emptied right after you said that, noona.

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   Jung Jessica It is the time. SECRET SANTA TIME HAS STARTED!!!! ALL OF YOU POST A PICTURE OF THE GIFT YOU BOUGHT FOR YOUR PERSON, AND THEN TAG YOUR PERSON.

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   Choi Sooyoung BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST GIFT, I SHALL GO FIRST. Here is your gift, XIUMIN!!!

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   Kim Minseok OH… IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED A BROTHER?

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   Lu Han Well it’s good to see that hyung enjoyed his gift. OKAY MY TURN!!! Here’s my gift to you, YURI!!!

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   Kwon Yuri OMG… IT’S MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!!!! THANK YOU LUHAN!!!!!!!

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   Im Yoona How did you know Yuri loved Mickey Mouse?

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   Lu Han I JUST KNOW.

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   Do Kyungsoo He searched it up online. I SAW HIM.

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   Lu Han I DID NOT.

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   Lee Sunny DON’T LIE AGAIN, LUHAN.

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   Lu Han Fine.

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   Jung Jessica MOVING ON!!!

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   Wu Kris Okay here is my amazing gift to Taeyeon!!!

Now you can have your husband on the go!!! Well when you wear this :P

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   Kim Joonmyun HYUNG WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

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   Wu Kris Do what?

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   Oh Sehun MY TURN!!!! I SPENT SOME TIME FINDING THIS FOR YOU!!! YOONA NOONA.

You can pull it around so you have a buddy with you!!! ^^

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   Kim Minseok THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU YOONA!!!

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   Im Yoona Thanks dongsaeng~ NOW I HAVE AN ALLIGATOR TO INTIMIDATE PEOPLE!!!

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   Seo Joohyun Unnie don’t you already do that when you laugh?

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   Kim Taeyeon IT IS MY TURN TO PRESENT MY AMAZING GIFT FOR LUHAN.

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   Lu Han OH LET US SEE THIS OH, SO AMAZING GIFT.

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   Kim Taeyeon HERE IT IS!!!

TRY TO SOLVE THAT RUBIX CUBE MASTER.

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   Jung Jessica Um, Taeyeon.. You realize it’s already solved right?

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   Kim Taeyeon … I grabbed the wrong one… Aish.

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   Lu Han Thanks noona! Now I can show off my solved Rubix Cube plush!!!!

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   Kim Taeyeon Don’t rub it in, kid.

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   Kim Jongin WELL I HAD TO GIVE TWO GIFTS… FOR THE TWO EXO LEADERS!!! HOORAY!

For Suho hyung you have this!!!

And for Kris hyung, you have this!!!

It will match your teddy bear :D

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   Kwon Yuri Kai you are definitely my favorite dongsaeng. LOOOOOL!

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   Oh Sehun HYUNG YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!

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   Wu Kris … DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WEAR THAT RILAKKUMA GEAR?

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   Kim Jongin Yes.

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   Kim Joonmyun I AM NOT OLD. OR A GRANDPA.

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   Huang ZiTao Grandma don’t be embarrassed with your age!!! We all grow old. Some of us quicker than others.

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   Kim Joonmyun I hate you all.

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   Jung Jessica WHO IS MY SECRET SANTA? SOMEONE TELL ME!!!

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   Park Chanyeol IT IS I!!! NOONA I AM YOUR SECRET SANTA!!! HOORAY~ Okay here it is!!!

Now you won’t scare people with your icy eyes!!!

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   Jung Jessica Are you implying that my eyes are scary?! -.-‘

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   Kwon Yuri Indeed he is, ice princess.

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   Jung Jessica WELL MOVING ON, FROM MY… GIFT. TAO HERE IS YOUR GIFT!!!

It’s  a new case to replace your plain white one!!! I ESPECIALLY CHOSE A PANDA ONE FOR YOU!!! I know, It’s an amazing gift.

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   Huang ZiTao WHOAAAAAA. ITS EVEN IN THE SHAPE OF A PANDA. *O* XIE XIE, NOONA!!!

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   Jung Jessica We clearly know who the best gift giver is. :D

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   Kim Taeyeon Psh.

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   Im Yoona THE ALLIGATOR WITH HER ALLIGATOR APPRENTICE SHALL NOW PRESENT HER GIFT TO THE ONE AND ONLY BACON. I MEAN BAEKHYUN.

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   Byun Baekhyun EYELINER?! ….I LOVE IT~ NOW I CAN WEAR MORE EYELINER TO IMPRESS MY TRUE LOVE!!!!

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   Park Chanyeol YOU’RE ABANDONING ME AGAIN FOR EYELINER?

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   Zhang Yixing CHANYEOL IT UP. NOW IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE!!!! Here’s my gift for my roommate, CHEN!!!

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   Kim Jongdae WHY DID YOU GET ME A RUBBER DUCKY THAT I COULD'VE BOUGHT FOR MYSELF?

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   Zhang Yixing Oh I just saw it at the store and thought, 'Wow, this is so Chen material' ENJOY!!!

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   Kim Jongdae I can’t believe I room with you.

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   Kim Hyoyeon LAY~ HERE IS YOUR GIFT.

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Bags of lay chips, in all assorted flavors. HERE YOU GO YOU LAY EATING LAY!!!

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   Zhang Yixing ARE YOU SUPPORTING CANNIBALISM?!

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   Do Kyungsoo Don’t act like you don’t like eating Lays, Lay.

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   Hwang Tiffany I HAVE A FANYTASTIC GIFT FOR THE MAKNAE SEHUN!!!

I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU!!! YOU KNOW, WITH THE GREEN HAIR?

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   Oh Sehun I’m being compared to a green haired troll? TT.TT

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   Kwon Yuri Hey, at least it’s cute like you!!!

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   Oh Sehun All better now~

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   Byun Baekhyun HERE ISH MY GIFT TO SEOHYUN NOONA!!

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   Seo Joohyun TT.TT~!!!!! IT’S KERORO!!! IN BACKPACK FORM!!! I SHALL CHERISH THIS FOREVER.

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   Wu Kris Stop being so dramatic.

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   Seo Joohyun SHUT UP RILAKKUMA MAN.

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   Wu Kris WHY DID YOU GET ME THAT GIFT KAI?!

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   Lee Sunny CHANYEOL HERE IS YOUR GIFT!!!

IT SMILES JUST LIKE YOU!!!

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   Park Chanyeol HOLY JASFHSFOHSOGHS IT DOES!!!!!

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   Kwon Yuri BLACK PEARL YURI IS GIVING KKAMJONG HIS GIFT!!!

See it’s a robot… and you’re a dancing machine! HEHE!

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   Kim Jongin OOH I LIKE IT!!! It really depicts how I’m a simple person. That’s why it’s plain right?

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   Kwon Yuri … Urrr… Sure!!!

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   Seo Joohyun NOW PRESENTING MY GIFT TO D.O!!!

See it looks like you!!!

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   Do Kyungsoo WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GIFT. I CAN NOW RULE THE WORLD WITH THIS PLUSH!!!!

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   Huang ZiTao I HAVE THE BEST GIFT HERE~ AND IT’S FOR HYOYEON!!! So back off peeps!

A SNOWMAN IN A SNOW GLOBE!!!

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   Kim Hyoyeon HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE SNOW GLOBES?

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   Huang ZiTao I’m magical~

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   Zhang Yixing TO SUNNY NOONA, FROM LAY DONGSAENG.

YOU THROW IT AND THEN GO CATCH IT!!! hehe~

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   Lee Sunny I CAN IMPROVE ON MY CHICKEN CATCHING SKILLS ^^

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   Kim Jongdae Tiffany noona this is for you!!!

Well I researched and saw that you like pink, and that your nickname is mushroom! So here we go!

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   Hwang Tiffany Well, at least it’s pink!!!

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   Kim Minseok SURPRISINGLY, I GOT PICKED TO BE SOOYOUNG’S SECRET SANTA… AND APPARENTLY SHE WAS MINE. Well here is my amazing gift to you! :D I AM THE BEST.

ENJOY!!!

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   Jung Jessica WELL THAT IS ALL OF THE GIFTS… AISH 24 GIFTS….. So many.

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   Byun Baekhyun WAIT HOW COME D.O AND SUHO HYUNG DIDN’T HAVE TO GIVE GIFTS?

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   Do Kyungsoo We’re an uneven number of people.

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   Kim Joonmyun BECAUSE I’M A FOXY GRANDMA. WAIT NO.

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   Kim Jongin OH YOU ADMIT IT!!!!

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   Kim Joonmyun Stupid Kai. -.-‘

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Well that was superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr loooooooooooooooooooooooong. *Thats what she said*

THE REASON BEING.... WELLL.... I WON'T BE ABLE TO UPDATE THE END OF THIS WEEK..... AND I DUNNO ABOUT NEXT WEEK. IT'S BECAUSE MY FAMILY'S GOING OUT OF THE STATE!!! For Christmas of course ^^ I hope you guys don't forget about this story while I'm gone for like a week :D

So yeah, SUB, COMMENT, AND GIVE THIS A UP POINT... BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO. 

So anyway.... Since i won't be here to say it next week....

[Update] For Kris' gift to Taeyeon, since the link didn't work and I don't remember what it was, I had to do last minute picture editing lol.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! 

-Un1c0rns <3