July 13

Kwon Yuri 

   Huang ZiTao Nooonaaaaa. Tell me who you like!!! I’m curious.

   Kwon Yuri What? No I won’t tell you! No cheating Tao!!!

   Huang ZiTao But come ooooooooooooon. Aren’t I your favorite dongsaeng?

   Kwon Yuri Even if you are, I’m not telling you. =.=’

   Huang ZiTao Pleeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeee? I’ll do Gwiyomi for you.

  Kwon Yuri You could do every single thing in the world for me and I still wouldn’t tell you who I like.

   Huang ZiTao Well. This panda has failed his mission. I NOW HAVE TO REPORT BACK TO SECTOR M AND TELL DA BIG BOSS I HAVE FAILED. PUNISHMENT TIME. *^*

   Kwon Yuri What the… Don’t tell me you’re like a secret agent or something.

   Huang ZiTao Nope, I’m better! I’m a secret panda agent in hopes of pleasing his boss so that he can get the big bucks to buy Gucci with Jessica noona.

   Kwon Yuri … WHO IS YOUR BIG BOSS?

   Huang ZiTao That information is classified. VERY CLASSIFIED.

   Kwon Yuri I’ll buy give you money to buy Gucci.

   Huang ZiTao OKAY IT’S LU HAN GEGE!!! NOW FOR THE MONEY MONEEEYYY.

   Kwon Yuri Psh like I would give you that money. Thanks for your work Tao.

   Huang ZiTao What. What. WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

   Choi Sooyoung was eating food with Kim Minseok.

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   Wu Kris You guys eating together? That’s new.

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   Choi Sooyoung Well I got nobody else. Besides when you get to know this guy he’s awesome!!!

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   Kim Minseok TOLD YA WORLD. I AM AWESOME. SNSD’S SOOYOUNG THINKS I’M AWESOME. WHICH MEANS I AM.

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   Im Yoona No need to get all cocky Xiumin :O

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   Kim Jongdae WHAT NOW FAIR!!! SOOYOUNG WHY ARE YOU EATING WITH HIM?????

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   Choi Sooyoung Well Xiumin and I are the same age, he doesn’t stalk me, he doesn’t beg me to be his girlfriend, and he likes food!

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   Kim Minseok I AM DEFINITELY SOOYOUNG FOOD BUDDY MATERIAL.

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   Oh Sehun UHHH… HYUNG DO YOU WANT A TABLE TO FLIP? Cause the table you’re at right now is the one we eat.

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   Do Kyungsoo DON’T FLIP HER. SHE’S MY GIRLFRIEND REMEMBER? DON’T TREAT MY GIRLFRIEND THAT WAY.

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   Kim Hyoyeon And here comes forever alone D.O.

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   Kim Jongdae I am so DEVASTATED!!!

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   Byun Baekhyun How about you make a status about it so the whole world can see?

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   Lee Sunny Just watch him actually do it.

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   Kim Jongdae was feeling devastated.

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   Kim Joonmyun Well he did it.

   Zhang Yixing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

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   Hwang Tiffany I am trying so hard to not think dirty right now.

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   Kim Jongin HYUNG. WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOL.

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   Zhang Yixing Typing different ways of screaming. XD.

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   Hwang Tiffany YOU KNOW YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ISH DOIN SOME DIRTY STUFF YOU KNOW THAT

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   Kim Jongin IT’S FUNNY THOUGH. LOLOLOLOL.

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   Zhang Yixing If you wanna sound dirty, try to type oh in different ways.

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   Hwang Tiffany OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH.

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   Kim Jongin NOONA. ARE THOSE THE SOUNDS YOU MAKE WITH CHANYEOL?

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   Hwang Tiffany Yes, we say that when we figure out something.

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   Zhang Yixing Well put noona well put.

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Kim Taeyeon 

   Park Chanyeol HEY GUYS, YOU WANNA DO SOME TROLLING WITH MEH? XD.

   Jung Jessica Count me in.

   Seo Joohyun Ooooh who are we gonna troll?

   Kim Taeyeon MAMA SOSHI WANTS IN.

   Jung Jessica Taeng, you’re already in the convo.

   Park Chanyeol ANYWAY, YURI NOONA TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO GET REVENGE ON LU HAN FOR SENDING A SPY AKA TAO TO HER, SO NOW WE’RE GONNA DO THE REVENGE.

   Seo Joohyun Uhhh why us specifically?

   Kim Taeyeon OMO ARE WE THE CHOSEN ONES?

   Park Chanyeol Actually… You were the only ones who were online at the moment. O_o OKAY SO THIS IS WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO. I’LL TAG YOU ALL IN A STATUS SAYING SOMETHING RANDOM, BUT THEN RIGHT AFTER YOU’RE TAGGED, CHANGE YOUR USERNAME AND PROFILE TO LU HAN’S. AND HIDE ALL OF THE STUFF THAT SHOWS THAT YOU’RE YOU. I’LL BE DOING THE SAME. CAN YOU DO THAT?

   Jung Jessica Eh sure.

   Seo Joohyun Oooh sounds exciting. TIME TO TROLL LU HAN OPPA XD.

   Kim Taeyeon I WILL ENJOY SCREENCAPPING THIS LATER.

   Park Chanyeol OKAY NOW GOOO!!! 

   Lu Han Hey guys. Your lovable Lu oppa is here. XDDDD

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   Lu Han Oh I’m such a beautiful looking dude. I mean look at me, I look like a girl.

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   Lu Han LEMME JUST ENJOY THIS GORGEOUS HAIR.

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   Lu Han SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A DANGLING… NEVERMIND.

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   Lu Han WHOA WHOA WHOA. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE.

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   Lu Han We’re Lu Han. And you?

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   Lu Han I AM THE ONLY LU HAN HERE.

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   Lu Han No we’re all Lu Han’s.

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   Lu Han HELICOPTERRRRRR!!!

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   Lu Han THIS IS REALLY CREEPY. I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND WHAT YOU’RE DOING, BUT STOP USING MY NAME AND PICTURE!!!

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   Lu Han OH YOU KNOW US VERY WELL LU HAN. ONE OF US IS IN YOUR GROUP.

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   Lu Han OMO THIS ISN’T CHEN IS IT? CHEN WTF YO!!!!

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   Lu Han There’s also some females here 8) AND NO IT'S NOT CHEN. 

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   Lu Han I ENJOY HAVING THESE MANLY PARTS.

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   Lu Han SOMEONE IS HAPPY WITH THEIR NEW LOOK.

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   Lu Han Hey guess who I ammm opppaaaaa~

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   Lu Han SEOHYUN IS IN THIS TOO?

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   Lu Han WELL HAHA YES.

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   Lu Han HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO’S EVEN TALKING.

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   Lu Han WELL TAEYEON NOONA IS HERE

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   Lu Han SWING IT SWING IT!!

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   Lu Han SO IS SICA NOONA.

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   Lu Han UNNIE IS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.

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   Lu Han I’m just… Going to take a long shower now…

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   Lu Han HAHA SCREENCAPPING NOOOW. 

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   Kwon Yuri ALRIGHT WE’RE BACK TO “GUESS WHO YURI’S CRUSH GAME IS GAME~ We are now left with 3 contestants. Oh Sehun, Kim Minseok, and Zhang Yixing! It is the third day, and we shall eliminate another contestant!!! Today’s hint is, while all of EXO was recording for the most recent Happy Camp, these two members were either the eagles who had the catch the baby chicks or a mama bird!!!

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   Zhang Yixing WHOOP I’M OUT.

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   Kim Minseok Oh that was fun lol. I DID REALLY GOOD FOR MA TEAM.

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   Oh Sehun HYUNG WE WERE ON THE SAME TEAM. I DID GOOD TOO REMEMBER.

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   Lee Sunny I’M REALLY CURIOUS BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT THE FACT THAT MY LITTLE SON HAS A 50/50 CHANCE OF HAVING A SECRET ADMIRER.

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   Byun Baekhyun Be happy for your son noona XD

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   Im Yoona I think I can rest a little better now~ [A/N: HAVE INSERTED THE HUGEST HINT OF THE NEXT COUPLE LIKE ASDLGJLSJGA]

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   Kim Joonmyun SO SAD BECAUSE I FAILED TO PROTECT MY BABY CHICKS.

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   Do Kyungsoo Oh yeah hyung you did terrible :P

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   Kim Hyoyeon I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY WATCHING YOU GUYS ALL FALL HAHAHAHA.

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   Wu Kris THAT WAS TIRING. OKAY. TRYING TO CAPTURE THOSE CHICKS FROM XIUMIN. 

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   Im Yoona You were the best eagle Kris!!! I mean it looks like you anyway :P

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   Wu Kris HEEEYYY.

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   Oh Sehun Omo look how adorable I was. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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   Kim Hyoyeon OH MA GOD SOMEONE HOLD ME THIS KID IS ADORABLE.

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   Lee Sunny It’s all in the genes. :P

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   Do Kyungsoo Why does no one talk about how adorable I was?

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   Kim Joonmyun AWWWW D.O LOOK HOW ADORABLE YOU ARE. Better?

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   Byun Baekhyun I THINK WE CAN MAKE WAY FOR THE CUTEST ONE HERE.

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   Jung Jessica You look like a monkey Baek.

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Le Author's Noteu~

For all of you who are too lazy to guess who said what with the Lu Han convooo~ Here ya go!

Chanyeol Hey guys. Your lovable Lu oppa is here. XDDDD

Seohyun Oh I’m such a beautiful looking dude. I mean look at me, I look like a girl.

Taeyeon LEMME JUST ENJOY THIS GORGEOUS HAIR.

Jessica SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A DANGLING… NEVERMIND.

Lu Han WHOA WHOA WHOA. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE.

Seohyun We’re Lu Han. And you?

Lu Han I AM THE ONLY LU HAN HERE.

Chanyeol No we’re all Lu Han’s.

Jessica HELICOPTERRRRRR!!!

Lu Han THIS IS REALLY CREEPY. I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND WHAT YOU’RE DOING, BUT STOP USING MY NAME AND PICTURE!!!

Chanyeol OH YOU KNOW US VERY WELL LU HAN. ONE OF US IS IN YOUR GROUP.

Lu Han OMO THIS ISN’T CHEN IS IT? CHEN WTF YO!!!!

Chanyeol There’s also some females here 8) AND NO IT'S NOT CHEN. 

Jessica I ENJOY HAVING THESE MANLY PARTS.

Taeyeon SOMEONE IS HAPPY WITH THEIR NEW LOOK.

Chanyeol Hey guess who I ammm opppaaaaa~

Lu Han SEOHYUN IS IN THIS TOO?

Seohyun WELL HAHA YES.

Lu Han HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO’S EVEN TALKING.

Seohyun WELL TAEYEON NOONA IS HERE

Jessica SWING IT SWING IT!!

Chanyeol SO IS SICA NOONA.

Seohyun UNNIE IS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.

Lu Han I’m just… Going to take a long shower now…

Taeyeon HAHA SCREENCAPPING NOOOW. 

Also I've been planning on doing Facebook PMs for a LOOOOOOOOONG time, yet I do it on chapter 47 lol. I think I thought about it too long >.>
Hoped ya liked this chapter :D