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   Kim Jongin GUYS IT’S OFFICIAL. I AM HOMO FOR D.O MAN.

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   Kim Hyoyeon WHAT?

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   Do Kyungsoo OH YES. FINALLY THIS DAY HAS COME. WELCOME KAI HUBBY.

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   Kim Hyoyeon YAH I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

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   Kim Jongin You are my girlfriend, just D.O is my boyfriend.

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   Seo Joohyun Um dongsaeng, that’s not how it works.

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   Kim Hyoyeon ARE YOU SAYING YOU’RE OPENLY CHEATING ON ME?

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   Kim Jongin It’s not cheating, it’s having two genders of lovers.

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   Do Kyungsoo Oh sunbae, are you saying you’re jealous? :P

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   Kim Hyoyeon I AM NOT JEALOUS.

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   Kim Jongin She’s just jealous I have you too D.O~

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   Do Kyungsoo Sunbae, I’m sure you can share our Kai hubby~

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   Kim Hyoyeon NO, I CAN’T. HE’S MINE. BACK AWAY SIR HE IS MINE.

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   Kim Jongin SO YOU ARE JEALOUS.

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   Kim Hyoyeon I will stab you.

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   Oh Sehun GUYS I AM JOINING THE HOMO TRAIN, I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH LUHAN GEGE~

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   Jung Jessica Oh gosh, is this a EXO homo day?

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   Byun Baekhyun Aniyoooo~ We’re just realizing our true orientations.

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   Park Chanyeol LIKE HOW BAEKHYUN AND I ARE DATING~

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   Jung Jessica WHAT? WHAT? YOU’RE DATING HIM?!

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   Byun Baekhyun Yes noona, I have realized I have loved him this whole time.

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   Jung Jessica Well this is sure depressing.

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   Park Chanyeol Why is it depressing noona?

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   Jung Jessica I CLEARLY HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH SLEEP AND AM SEEING THINGS. BAEKYEOL ISN’T REAL BAEKYEOL ISN’T REAL. JESSICA YOU’RE JUST DREAMING AND HALLUCINATING.

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   Hwang Tiffany Jessica I think karma is biting us in the .

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   Jung Jessica What for?

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   Hwang Tiffany For stealing that food from manager oppas~

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   Jung Jessica I AM SO SORRY MANAGER OPPAS. WILL YOU LET ME LIVE REALITY NOW.

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   Byun Baekhyun Chanyeol let’s go on a date today~

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   Park Chanyeol Anywhere with you Baek!

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   Hwang Tiffany Nope. The universe still hates us.

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   Lu Han Um guys, this status was about HunHan.

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   Jung Jessica LET US BRING DOWN BAEKYEOL!!!

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   Lee Sunny LU HAN WE NEED TO TALK. HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH THIS YOUNG BOY.

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   Lu Han IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

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   Lee Sunny IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME WITH SEHUN AREN’T YOU.

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   Oh Sehun NOONA I’M SORRY BUT HE LOVES ME.

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   Lee Sunny OH SEHUN I WILL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU WILL FLY TO AMERICA.

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   Oh Sehun o.o; I’M SORRY LU HAN GEGE!!! THIS LOVE WON’T WORK OUT.

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   Wu Kris TAORIS HAS COME TO LIFE GUYS. WE ARE OFFICIAL. OFFICIAL I TELL YOU. OUR CHILD IS ACE.

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   Oh Sehun I THOUGHT IT WAS CHEN?

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   Kim Jongdae KRIS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I AM THE REAL MOTHER. YOU REPLACED ME. HOW COULD YOU KRIS. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING GOING ON.

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   Zhang Yixing What you talkin’ about Chen? I AM THE REAL MOTHER. TAO IS JUST THE LOWLY FAKE MOTHER.

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   Huang ZiTao TSK TSK TSK. YOU GUYS NEVER LEARN. I WAS THE REAL MOTHER FROM THE START.

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   Kim Taeyeon I see you have admitted you are female Tao dongsaeng.

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   Kwon Yuri What is with EXO today? I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL STRAIGHT.

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   Kim Joonmyun We WERE straight. But then we found our calling.

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   Im Yoona So you’re saying you’re calling is being homo with all of your members.

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   Kim Joonmyun YUP!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung I do not understand this.

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   Kim Hyoyeon I’M WITH YOU GIRL.

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   Jung Jessica WHAT’S NEXT? XIUCHEN?

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   Kim Minseok OH HOW DID YOU KNOW????

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   Kim Jongdae XIUMIN, SHE’S ON TO US. ABORT ABORT ABORT.

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   Hwang Tiffany SO IT IS XIUCHEN HUH.

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   Kim Jongdae WHAT IS THIS. WE HAVE DONE WELL OVER THE TIME AND NOW WE’RE CAUGHT. WHAT DO WE DO XIUMIN?

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   Kim Minseok RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY.

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   Choi Sooyoung YOU CANNOT RUN AWAY FROM MY FOOD ARMY.

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   Im Yoona AND YOONA’S ALLIGATOR ARMY!

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   Kim Jongdae GOING TO MY SECRET LAIR. COME XIUMIN.

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   Seo Joohyun Oh yeah, I would like you to know SNSD blew up your secret lair. You’re welcome.

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   Kim Minseok ONLY THING LEFT, GO !!!

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   Kim Taeyeon YOU KNOW WHAT. JUST GO.

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   Kim Hyoyeon SO IT’S OFFICAL, EXO IS HOMO. YAY…

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   Lee Sunny Does that mean we can’t date them anymore? TT.TT

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   Kim Hyoyeon NOT NECESSARYILY… WE HAVE TO SHARE…

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   Kwon Yuri Sharing is caring.

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   Lee Sunny NOT WHEN IT INVOLVES YOUR BOYFRIEND. I CAN’T SHARE MY BOYFRIEND!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung Lucky for me food never cheats on me :DDD

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   Kim Hyoyeon DON’T DENY IT. I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE DYING INSIDE.

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   Jung Jessica I am dying. That’s why I want this to be a dream. >.<

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   Im Yoona LET’S ALL PRETEND WE’RE JUST DREAMING.

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   Kim Taeyeon MAYBE IT’LL ALL GO AWAY ONCE WE OPEN OUR EYES AGAIN.

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   Seo Joohyun AND HOPEFULLY THIS WAS ALL A STUPID DREAM.

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   Hwang Tiffany Yeah there’s a problem.

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   Kwon Yuri What’s the problem?

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   Hwang Tiffany WE’RE LIVING REALITY. AND I THINK I JUST SAW BAEKYEOL PASS BY. I BLINKED TEN TIMES AND IT WAS REAL.

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   Jung Jessica Excuse me guys, I shall go lay in bed.

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   Seo Joohyun And do what unnie?

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   Jung Jessica Just sit there and let myself die.

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   Kim Taeyeon WOMAN GET YOURSELF TOGETHER. THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SIT AROUND AND DIE. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. SNSD WE ARE SNSD. WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT. GIRLS’ GENERATION POWER!!!

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   Lee Sunny YEAH SNSD!!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung WHAT IF, WE THROW GRASS AT THEIR FACES.

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   Im Yoona OH SO WE’RE GONNA RIP OUT SOME GRASS FROM THE GROUND AND THROW IT AT EXO?

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   Choi Sooyoung YEAH. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE WILL DO.

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   Hwang Tiffany I DON’T THINK THAT WILL WORK. I MEAN IT’S JUST GRASS.

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   Choi Sooyoung SEE HERE’S THE CATCH. IT’S NOT JUST GRASS.

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   Kim Taeyeon Hmm… I’m listening…

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   Lee Sunny ARE YOU SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYING?

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   Choi Sooyoung THE GRASS IS MAGICAL!!!!

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   Lee Sunny Well I was gonna say if we put poop in it or something…

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   Choi Sooyoung NOPE. MAGICAL GRASS.

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   Jung Jessica And where did you get this grass?

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   Choi Sooyoung I HAVE MY SOURCES.

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   Jung Jessica So we get magical grass…. And throw them at their faces?

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   Choi Sooyoung Yup.

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   Kim Hyoyeon The grass kills them doesn't it.

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   Choi Sooyoung Yup.

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   Lee Sunny My poop grass idea isn’t so bad now~

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you CONGRATULATIONS FOR READING THIS CHAPTER WHICH WAS A HUGE FAIL.

OTL OTL.

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T RUSH ON THIS, BUT I'M JUST NOT SATISFIED >.<'

So yeah don't think I'm homophobic. I'm not honestly. I just wanted to show how SNSD would react about homo EXO XD.

i hope you guys like it tho :D

SORRY FOR REALLY LATE UPDATE. IT'S BEEN ABOUT I DUNNO... 2 WEEKS SINCE I LAST UPDATED?

If you didn't know, my charger kinda broke. And I had to order another one. My new one came yesterday so I typed this chapter today :D

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-Un1c0rns