Dec. 2

   Kim Jongdae Guys, I have an announcement. I’m quitting Facebook.  I’ll deactivate after today.

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   Park Chanyeol WAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? WAEEEEEEEEEEEE? HYUNG DON’T DO THIS!!! I’LL GET RID OF MY PANTS FOR YOU.

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   Choi Sooyoung DONGSAENG, DON’T LEAVE!!! WE’LL MISS YOU! I’LL MISS YOU.

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   Kim Jongdae It’s too late guys. I HAVE DECIDED. GOODBYE FOREVER, FACEBOOK.

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   Oh Sehun I’ll cry if you’re serious.

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   Kim Jongdae CRY ALL YOU WANT.

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   Oh Sehun NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. WHYYY YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

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   Kim Jongdae Um, I’m sorry?

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   Oh Sehun NEVVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I HATE YOU!!!!!!! GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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   Zhang Yixing Chen, if you’re leaving, I’m leaving too.

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   Kim Jongdae WHAT? NO! THIS IS MY PROBLEM.

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   Zhang Yixing NO I SHALL FOLLOW YOUR FOOT STEPS.

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   Kim Jongdae WHAT FOOT STEPS? I HAVE NO FOOT STEPS. I’M WEARING SLIPPERS.

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   Zhang Yixing WE’LL LEAVE FACEBOOK, START A NEW GROUP, CALLED “THE WIGGLERS”

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   Kim Jongdae O.O UM NO THANKS.

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   Seo Joohyun DONGSAENG ARE YOU IN YOUR RIGHT MIND? FACEBOOK IS LIFE.

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   Kim Jongdae WELL THEN I’M DEAD ON FACEBOOK.

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   Seo Joohyun I WILL HIT YOU WITH A PAN.

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   Kim Jongdae GO AHEAD AND TRY. I’M NOT EVEN NEXT TO YOU.

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   Seo Joohyun I’M GOING TO YOUR DORM NOW.

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   Lee Sunny ME TOO! I WANNA SEE LU HAN. XD.

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   Lu Han AWWW, DOES MY YEOBO MISS ME?

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   Lee Sunny NO. I WANNA KILL YOU.

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   Lu Han WHAT? WHY?

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   Lee Sunny Because you took my Infinite poster.

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   Lu Han WELL YOU WERE FANGIRLING TOO MUCH. I HAD TO.

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   Lee Sunny WHAT? YOU JELLY OR SOMETHING?

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   Lu Han YES. YES I AM. SO WHAT?

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   Lee Sunny WE ARE OVER. SO OVER.

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   Lu Han FINE THEN. GO TO YOUR INFINITE. I DON’T CARE. I BET THEY DON’T EVEN LIKE YOU.

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   Lee Sunny UGH! I HATE YOU. GOODBYE.

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   Jung Jessica Calm down guys.

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   Lu Han CALM? HOW CAN I BE CALM?

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   Jung Jessica Well you know, just breathe in and out.

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   Lee Sunny UNNIE WE DON’T NEED YOUR ADVICE.

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   Jung Jessica O.O WELL THEN.

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   Byun Baekhyun HOW DARE YOU SCOLD MY JESSICA!!!

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   Park Chanyeol WHOA WHOA WHOA, YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME AGAIN? WHAT IS THIS?

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   Byun Baekhyun HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU ALREADY? I DON’T LIKE YOU THAT WAY.

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   Park Chanyeol TT.TT~~!!!!!!!! I NEVER KNEW IT WOULD BE THIS TRAGIC. THIS IS WORSE THAN PEOPLE TROLLING ME. SOMEONE SHOOT ME. WITH A DUCK.

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   Hwang Tiffany Are you okay? Do you need a hug?

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   Park Chanyeol YES PLEASE. NOONA SAVE ME FROM THIS TRAGIC CHEATING WORLD. IT’S TOO Y FOR ME.

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   Hwang Tiffany IT’S OKAY BABY. IT’S OKAY. NOONA’S GOT YOU.

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   Park Chanyeol I love you, noona~

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   Hwang Tiffany I love you too, Yeollie

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   Zhang Yixing And CUT! YOU CAN STOP ACTING NOW.

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   Park Chanyeol WHO SAID WE WERE ACTING? :P WE’RE LOVERS MAN. SEOUL MATES. JAGIYAS. LALALALA :D :D :D :D :D

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   Kim Taeyeon TT.TT~ My babies are growing up so fast!!!

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   Kim Hyoyeon Since when were we your babies? WE’RE THE SAME AGE. ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HAD US WHEN YOU WERE 1 OR 2?

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   Kim Taeyeon I have a horrible past.

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   Kwon Yuri HORRIBLE PAST MY . YOU WON AGAINST G.O OPPA IN A SINGING COMPETITION. DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD THAT DUDE IS?

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   Kim Taeyeon …

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   Huang ZiTao Uhmmm, why aren’t we talking about Chen?

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   Do Kyungsoo THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT AT THE MOMENT. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT TRUE LOVE.

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   Wu Kris HOW DARE YOU SCOLD MY MAKNAE!

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   Lee Sunny TAORIS!!!! OKAY I SHALL DISAPPEAR NOW TO KILL LU HAN.

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   Lu Han NOBODY ANSWER THE DOOR!!!

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   Huang ZiTao OUR DEATH IS SLOWLY APPROACHING!!! LU HAN WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH HER? SHE’S GONNA KILL US!!!

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   Lu Han TOO LATE. WE’RE OVER, OKAY?

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   Wu Kris SOMEONE’S AT THE DOOR!!!! WHO WANTS TO GET IT?

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   Lu Han DON’T OPEN THE DOOOR!!!!

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   Kim Minseok I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

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   Lu Han NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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   Im Yoona Umm… Unnie, don’t kill them! Lay needs to live!!

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   Kwon Yuri You can kill everyone but Sehun maknae!

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   Lee Sunny Too late.

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   Jung Jessica LEE SUNNY HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A CRIME? BAEKHYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!

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   Kim Joonmyun DO NOT WORRY, I HAVE LIVED.

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   Kim Taeyeon NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FLAMINGO.

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   Kim Joonmyun Well, I see how it is.

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   Choi Sooyoung WHO IS ALIVE????

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   Kim Joonmyun Tao, Kai, Sehun, Chanyeol, Chen, and me.

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   Choi Sooyoung THANK GOODNESS!!! CHEN YOU LIVEDDDDD!!!

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   Kim Jongdae Still leaving Facebook.

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   Choi Sooyoung You should have died.

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   Kim Hyoyeon KAI!!! COME GIVE ME A HUGGGGG!!! YOU SURVIVED!!!!!

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   Kim Jongin NOONAA IT WAS SO SCARY. SUNNY….HOLY. SHE, SHE ALMOST SHE LIKED RAN OVER XIUMIN WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR.

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   Kim Hyoyeon Its okay, Kai. Its okay, noona’s got you.

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   Park Chanyeol TIFFANNY NOOOOOOONNNAAAAAAAAAAA. I SURVIVED JUST FOR YOU!!! I KNOW YOU WOULD MISS ME AND ALL, SO I LIVED!!!

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   Hwang Tiffany OH EM GEEE!!! CHANYEOL YOU SURVIVED UNNIE? LET ME KISS YOU!!!

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   Oh Sehun EXCUSE US, BUT WE HAVE MINORS HEREEEE!!!! AND I’M TALKING ABOUT MEEEE!!!

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   Kwon Yuri What are you saying? We kiss all the time, Sehun!!!

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   Huang ZiTao SO DOES NO ONE WANT TO CONGRATULATE MY SURVIVAL? OKAY THEN.

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   Im Yoona You’re a lonely person. It’s okay. My Lay. TT.TT

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   Huang ZiTao Let us be loners, noona.

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   Im Yoona Umm... You’re on your own, I’m going to eat ice cream and watch sad movies! >.<

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   Huang ZiTao Wow, I really am a loner. They’re going to start calling me ‘Tao the Lonely Panda.’

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   Jung Jessica Hey, you can go walk on the beaches now! No disturbances?

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   Huang ZiTao INHUMANITY.

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   Jung Jessica Well, this is the last time I try to lighten your mood.

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   Kim Taeyeon INFINITEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! DONGWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! RAP FOR MEEEEEE!!!

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   Kim Joonmyun I LIVE AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME WOMAN?

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   Kim Taeyeon Are you part of Infinite?

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   Kim Joonmyun No.

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   Kim Taeyeon DONGWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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   Kim Joonmyun Tao, can I join you at the beach?

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   Huang ZiTao Hyung this is your problem, not mine. It’s not my fault a girl rejected you for Infinite.

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   Kim Jongin Well since half of EXO is dead. I guess I should leave Facebook too.

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   Jung Jessica Me too! My hubby D:

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   Kim Joonmyun There’s no point in staying.

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   Lee Sunny HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

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   Kwon Yuri Time to say goodbye I guess.

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   Im Yoona Didn’t think it’d end this way.

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   Kim Taeyeon Well Infinite isn’t on here, so I guess I’ll have to leave.

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   Oh Sehun WELL, THE MAKNAE HAS TO FOLLOW.

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   Park Chanyeol :D :D :D :D :D

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   Park Chanyeol Aish, Lay hyung. He’s not here to criticize my smile talk. 

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   Seo Joohyun Well this place was getting boring anyway.

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   Hwang Tiffany Since Jessie is leaving, I’m going!!!

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   Kim Hyoyeon JESSICA!!! I SHALL FOLLOW YOU AND FANYYYY.

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   Choi Sooyoung I WILL LEAVE BECAUSE CHEN DESERVES TO DIE. HMPH.

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   Huang ZiTao My lonely life shall continue elsewhere.

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Okie guys… I didn’t think it would happen this early…

I mean, this story was going so well… but with the time limits and such. I can’t had to finish it this early.

I hope you guys understand!!!

Please continue to love ExoGeneration + Facebook = ?!

I love you all!!!!

HAHAHAHHAAH JUST KIDDING!!!!
YOU GOT TROLLEEEEEEDDDD. IF YOU GUYS SAW THAT COMING… LOOOL.

Well Yes, I decided to troll you guys. SARANGHAE!!!

DON’T KILL ME. 

I DID THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH. 171 SUBSCRIBERS... 300+ COMMENTS!!!! 14 UPVOTES!!!! AISH YOU GUYS!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

That's Chanyeol talk for Saranghaeyo!!!!! 

Anyways.... I wanna know who was trolled and who wasn't XD. So comment below!!!! 

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Either say "I was trolled LOOOOOOL" or "I wasn't trolled author. You fail" LOL JK. Just say whatver~

PS!!! I added some stuff in here. I wonder if you've noticed it XD. If you have, type out what i put :D

- Un1c0rns *Btw, Fantha0sticbaby helped me create this chapter ^^GIVE TOTES TO HER!*