Aug 1

Do Kyungsoo

   Oh Sehun Annyeong :D

   Kwon Yuri Oh my Sehun is here too?

   Oh Sehun Yush I’m here noona :3

   Do Kyungsoo WHO INVITED ME?

   Oh Sehun I did hyung.

   Kwon Yuri Why’d you invite D.O btw?

   Oh Sehun He seemed lonely in the kitchen.

   Do Kyungsoo I’M NOT LONELY.

   Kwon Yuri Ohhhhhh. Since you don’t have a girlfriend all you do is stay in the kitchen?

   Oh Sehun Shhhhh! Noona he has his table remember?

   Do Kyungsoo We broke up.

   Kwon Yuri GASP.

   Oh Sehun WHAT?! YOU BROKE UP WITH YOUR TABLE GIRLFRIEND?

   Do Kyungsoo Yes. I did.

   Kwon Yuri I can’t believe you D.O. I was actually shipping you two.

   Oh Sehun Wait a minute… Hyung if you broke up with your girlfriend… Does that mean…

   Do Kyungsoo Yes, I kicked her out.

   Kwon Yuri OH MY.

   Oh Sehun HYUNG WTF THAT WAS OUR TABLE WE EAT ON.

   Do Kyungsoo I can’t have someone like that stay at our dorm if they have no relation.

   Oh Sehun WE. EAT. ON. THAT. TABLE.

   Kwon Yuri Should I…. leave?

   Do Kyungsoo WELL I’M SORRY. It’s too late now.

   Oh Sehun I can’t believe you hyung. And for once I called you a maknae. I’m demoting you from that.

   Do Kyungsoo *^* I HAVE NOTHING LEFT NOW.

   Kwon Yuri You could go get your table girlfriend back.

   Do Kyungsoo NO. NEVER. SHE DID WRONG HERE.

Do Kyungsoo has left the conversation. 

   Oh Sehun Hey look noona. We’re finally alone.

   Kwon Yuri Oh yeah we are. C:

   Oh Sehun You know what that means?

   Kwon Yuri What does it mean? :3

   Oh Sehun WE CAN FINALLY DO THAT SLAVE ROLEPLAYING YOU WANTED TO DO. 

   Zhang Yixing Even though you probably like someone else, I can't help but hope that person is me.

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   Lu Han OOOH SOUNDS LIKE LAY’S IN LOVE :D

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   Kim Taeyeon OH CONGRATS LAY!!! Who’s the lucky girl? :D

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   Byun Baekhyun FINALLY HE WILL FIND THE OTHER CHIP IN HIS PRINGLES.

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   Lee Sunny Not sure if that made sense…

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   Seo Joohyun He means finally Lay will be able to find his soulmate.

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   Park Chanyeol Sure he will!!! He’s Lay for pete’s sake.

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   Kim Jongin Wait who’s pete? O_o

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   Hwang Tiffany It’s a saying Kai.

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   Kim Jongin OHHH OHH OKAY.

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   Zhang Yixing Yes I like someone. Obviously they don’t like me though.

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   Kim Hyoyeon How would you know Lay? I mean who knows, that person is possibly dying to know who you like too.

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   Choi Sooyoung Dude you sound like you know who it is? :O

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   Kim Hyoyeon I might.

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   Kim Jongin I SWEAR IF IT’S YOU HYO.

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   Kim Hyoyeon IT’S NOT ME YOU PABO.

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   Kim Jongdae Isn’t it obvious who it is?

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   Im Yoona O______O It’s obvious?

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   Kim Minseok OH YOONA I THINK YOU KNOW.

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   Wu Kris HEY CONGRATS LAY. THE GIRL YOU LIKE MUST BE VERY BEAUTIFUL.

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   Seo Joohyun I’m probably more beautiful.

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   Wu Kris Well of course you are. I was just saying the girl was very beautiful in general.

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   Jung Jessica Wait what are we talking about?

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   Byun Baekhyun Lay’s crush.

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   Jung Jessica OHHHH. DUDE JUST CONFESS NOW. SHE’S ONLINE.

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   Zhang Yixing Sica noona, so direct.

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   Kim Taeyeon You do it or we’ll do it for you.

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   Hwang Tiffany OOOH DO IT LAY DO IT.

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   Lu Han SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT LAYYYYY~

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   Zhang Yixing FINE I’LL CONFESS ALRIGHT? BUT IT’S GONNA BE PRIVATE SO YOU CREEPS WON’T SEE IT.

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   Lee Sunny Are you underestimating SNSD.

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   Park Chanyeol Who cares they’ll just tell us anyway :D

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Im Yoona

   Zhang Yixing I like you.

   Im Yoona Oh that’s nice.

   Im Yoona WAIT WHAT?!

   Im Yoona UH HAH I KNEW IT YOU LIKED HER!!! –Hyoyeon

   Im Yoona OH LAY I CONGRATULATE YOU FOR FINALLY GETTING BALLS AND TELLING HER. –Taeyeon

   Im Yoona Yay Lay :3 –Seohyun

   Im Yoona SO DIRECT. I LIKE. –Sunny

   Zhang Yixing Uhhh can I talk to Yoona now?

   Im Yoona Yeah sure. –Tiffany

   Im Yoona Yoona here :3

   Zhang Yixing Well here goes. I know you probably don’t like me. For all I know you could like someone else in my group, but I REALLY like you. No kidding.

   Im Yoona You’re a huge idiot you know that?

   Zhang Yixing Wait why?

   Im Yoona I liked you this whole time too. Was it not obvious?

   Im Yoona He’s not that smart Yoona –Jessica

   Zhang Yixing YAH SICA NOONA.

   Im Yoona Sorry for that.

   Zhang Yixing Aniyo it’s okay. So you liked me huh? :3

   Im Yoona Yes I did.

   Zhang Yixing Well you know what that means?

   Im Yoona WE CAN FINALLY LIVE THOSE YOONLAY FANFICTIONS?

   Zhang Yixing YES YES LET’S DO THAT.

   Im Yoona Hey look, she left her computer here. YOONA HEHE. YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ON AROUND YURI.

   Hwang Tiffany SINCE NO ONE DECIDED TO SAY ANYTHING YET. I SHALL ANNOUNCE IT. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY.

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   Kim Taeyeon HEY I WISHED YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON INSTAGRAM.

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   Park Chanyeol I wished you happy birthday by text Fany D:

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   Hwang Tiffany But no one said it to me on Facebook.

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   Lu Han HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOONA.

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   Byun Baekhyun HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFFANY!!!

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   Seo Joohyun HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM SEOHYUN, HYOYEON, AND SOOYOUNG. WHO ARE ALL BUSY.

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   Kwon Yuri HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D

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    Yoona LITTLE MUSHROOM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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   Jung Jessica Wait didn’t you see my toast this morning? I wrote down happy birthday to you!

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   Hwang Tiffany That was toast? I THOUGHT IT WAS MOLD AND THREW IT AWAY.

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   Oh Sehun This is why you don’t let Sica noona in the kitchen.

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   Do Kyungsoo TIFFANY NOONA HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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   Huang ZiTao AND MANY MORE~

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   Zhang Yixing ON CHANYEOL’S FLOOR.

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   Wu Kris AND CHEN’S POO, IN BAEK’S ROOM.

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   Im Yoona What.

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   Kim Joonmyun Oh no Kris. Why.

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   Kim Taeyeon Well I’m quite disgusted now.

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   Byun Baekhyun WAIT DON’T TELL ME IT’S STILL THERE.

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   Kim Jongin THROW IT AWAY SOMEONE!!!

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   Kim Jongdae OKAY IT’S NOT MY FAULT THAT POO GOT IN THERE.

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   Jung Jessica Very disturbed right now.

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   Kim Minseok What a wonderful birthday you’re having aren’t you Tiffany?

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Le Author's Noteu~

Herro readers lol 

DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY SO ENJOY READING.