Grocery Shopping (Contest info updated & closed)

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Apr 13

   Do Kyungsoo GUYS GUYS. LOOK. SUNNY AND LUHAN ARE MATCHING~

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   Kwon Yuri CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!

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   Wu Kris They look like pixies o.o

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   Do Kyungsoo LUSUN AS PIXIES AAHAHAHAHA. O.O

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   Lu Han STOP CALLING US PIXIES.

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   Lee Sunny But I like being called a pixie!!!

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   Lu Han Well I don’t. It hurts my manliness.

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   Kim Jongin Who said you were manly.

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   Byun Baekhyun I clearly never heard a person say you were manly.

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   Lee Sunny I think he’s manly :D.

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   Kim Joonmyun Sure you do, sunbae.

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   Oh Sehun DUH DUH DUUUH. LOOKS LIKE LU HAN’S OUT OF THE BEYOND BLONDES TOO.

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   Kim Hyoyeon Lu Han. You know the drill. Return all of your items. And yes, even the eye patch.

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   Jung Jessica It’s only the three of us now? LET’S CHANGE OUR NAME TO THE BLONDE MUSKETEERS!!!

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   Byun Baekhyun HAHAHA. SO NOW WE’RE BOTH OUT OF BEYOND BLONDES. WAIT WHY AM I LAUGHING.

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   Lu Han SADNESS SO MUCH SADNESS. I DIDN’T ARRANGE THIS. THIS WAS MANAGER HYUNG’S FAULT. BLAME HIM.

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   Huang ZiTao But I came with you to the hair salon… o.o You were the one who said, “GIVE ME PINK HAIR!!! I need to look beautiful.”

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   Hwang Tiffany BWAHAHAHHAHAA WOOOW.

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   Park Chanyeol You sure are manly gege. XD.

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   Oh Sehun WELLS. I SHALL NOW GLOAT AT LU HAN AND BAEKHYUN HYUNGS ABOUT MY BLONDE HAIR :DDDD.

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   Choi Sooyoung LALALALALALA. YAH SHORTIE LEADER, BUY US FOOD.

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   Kim Taeyeon DON’T CALL ME THAT.

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   Im Yoona Buy us food unnieeeeee. We’re hungry. >.<’

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   Kim Taeyeon Just make someone else do it.

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   Jung Jessica No one orders food like you do, taeng. So ORDER.

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   Kim Taeyeon HOW IS THERE ANY DIFFERENCE IF I ORDER IT OR YOU DO?

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   Seo Joohyun If Sica unnie orders it you’ll most likely end up with food going to the wrong address. Or food that we didn’t even want. Or the phone in the bathtub because she fell asleep in the bathtub.

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   Kim Taeyeon Just give me the phone -.-‘

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   Kim Minseok LET THE BAOZI TELL YOU A STORY GUYS.

Once upon a time, there was a young man. He was quite suave and lots of people admired him. He was as handsome as ever. This young man’s name was Seokmin. Seokmin was ordered by his friends to buy the groceries. However, he ended up having problems while going to the grocery store. There was a lady he accidently bumped into, which she mistakened for an attempt to assault her. This woman took her giant bag and started whacking Seokmin with it. He cried in pain and ended up on the ground. The woman finally stopped when she got bored and walked away. Seokmin stood up and slowly made his way to the grocery store, when he saw a kid who was looking at the candy inside a candy store near the grocery store. He walked to the kid and asked him why he was only staring at the candy. The kid had replied that he didn’t have any money to buy the candy because his mom wouldn’t give him any. Being the very kind man he was, Seokmin gave the kid some money. He then realized he lost a lot of his money while being beat by the woman and he was now broke. Seokmin sighed and walked home, not being able to do his duty of buying the groceries.

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   Kim Joonmyun You forgot to buy EXO groceries, didn’t you?

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   Kim Minseok Yep.

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   Wu Kris Next time we’re sending Lay or D.O…

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   Kim Jongdae Will you date me yet, Choi Sooyoung?

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   Choi Sooyoung Nope.

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   Zhang Yixing I have a feeling we’ll be seeing this status a lot…

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   Kim Jongdae Will you date me yet, Choi Sooyoung?

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   Choi Sooyoung NOOO.

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   Kim Jongdae WILL YOU DATE ME Choi Sooyoung?

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   Choi Sooyoung I’ll throw dates at you if that’s what you want.

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   Zhang Yixing Definition of a date: A sweet, dark brown, oval fruit containing a hard stone, often eaten dried.

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   Kim Jongdae Sounds good to me!!!

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   Choi Sooyoung -.-‘

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   Wu Kris BEHOLD. MY NEW FASHION SENSE.

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   Park Chanyeol Oh look at me. I look hot man.

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   Hwang Tiffany I think my nose is bleeding.

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   Do Kyungsoo Dude. What happened to you?

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   Wu Kris I simply found a new way of dressing.

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   Kwon Yuri Are we in hell or something?

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   Kim Jongdae IT’S THE HAIR GUYS. BLAME THE HAIR. IT’S THE HAIR!!!!!!!! THAT’S THE ONLY REASON HE’S CHANGED HIS FASHION SENSE. DYING HIS HAIR MADE HIM SEE A NEW LIGHT.

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   Choi Sooyoung Or you’re just extremely insane.

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   Park Chanyeol CAN WE ALL PRETEND THAT I HAVE A HIGH PITCHED VOICE?

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   Seo Joohyun CAN WE ALL PRETEND I HATE STUDYING AND KERORO?

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   Kim Joonmyun CAN WE ALL PRETEND I WAS ACTUALLY GOOD AT CONTROLLING EXO-K?

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   Kim Hyoyeon CAN WE ALL PRETEND I’M THAT I’M THE MAIN VOCAL OF SNSD?

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   Kim Jongdae CAN WE ALL PRETEND I’M THE MAIN DANCER OF EXO?

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   Kim Taeyeon CAN WE ALL PRETEND THAT I’M THE YOUNGEST OF SNSD?

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   Kim Minseok CAN WE ALL PRETEND THAT I’M A BROCOLLI?

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   Hwang Tiffany CAN WE ALL PRETEND THAT I’M ACTUALLY THE MAIN DANCER IN SNSD?

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   Byun Baekhyun CAN WE ALL PRETEND THAT I NEVER RECORDED PREDEBUT VIDEOS?

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  Choi Sooyoung CAN WE ALL PRETEND I ACTUALLY EAT THE LEAST IN SNSD?

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   Wu Kris CAN WE ALL PRETEND I ACTUALLY DON’T HAVE A SCARY FACE?

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   Lee Sunny CAN WE ALL PRETEND THAT I HATE AEGYO AND AM THE TALLEST IN SNSD?

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   Kim Jongin CAN WE ALL PRETEND I HATE ALL THE ATTENTION I’M GETTING IN EXO?

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   Kwon Yuri CAN WE PRETEND THAT I’M NOT Y AND A LITTLE TAN?

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   Lu Han CAN WE ALL PRETEND I’M THE MANLIEST IN EXO?

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   Jung Jessica CAN WE ALL PRETEND I ACTUALLY DID THINGS INSTEAD OF BEING LAZY?

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   Zhang Yixing CAN WE ALL PRETEND THAT I’M ACTUALLY A DORITO CHIP?

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   Im Yoona CAN WE ALL PRETEND I’M NOT THE VISUAL IN SNSD?

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   Huang ZiTao CAN WE PRETEND I AT MARTIAL ARTS AND LOOK LIKE A PENGUIN?

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   Do Kyungsoo CAN WE PRETEND I HAVE SMALL EYES AND CAN’T SING?

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   Oh Sehun CAN WE PRETEND I LOVE TO MAKE TONS OF EXPRESSIONS?

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Le Author's Noteu~

HEYO MY READERS AND SUBBIES!!!!

HAVE YOU GUYS HAD A NICE DAY? Oh yeah, I am well aware Sehun has pink hair too.. So he should be outta beyond blondes... but It's too late to change it now >.< author-nim is lazyyy.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO SEHUN :DDDD

I FELT LIKE DOING SOMETHING FOR THIS NEXT CHAPTER. 

For the first time EVER, one of you guys *Points at you*

Will be able to be featured in a chapter!!! No you won't just be liking things, but you'll actually get to talk to EXOGENERATION!!! :DDDD

Oh yeah, the person I choose will obvious say what I want them to say... Because I GOT THE POWAH!  But yeah hehe. Wouldn't it be awesome to interact with these guys?

How it's gonna work~

Choose one of the scenarios (i.e. Jung Jessica CAN WE PRETEND I ACTUALLY DID THINGS INSTEAD OF BEING LAZY?) on what YOU would think would happen if what they said actually happened! The best scenario will be chosen :DDDD

Update: Because some people were confused how we do this. BASICALLY, you will copy and paste (or type) one of the of scenarios that exogeneration said (I.e. CAN WE PRETEND I HAVE SMALL EYES AND CAN'T SING?) and like say what you think would happen. Like maybe D.O wouldn't be as awesome as he would be >.<' IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE QUESTIONS, JUST COMMENT BELOW.

Deadline is April 19th!!! 

Requirements~

  1. You have to be a subscriber.
  2. Own a device you can comment with :D
  3. You can only submit once
  4. THAT'S ABOUT IT
  5. OH YEAH AND IN ORDER TO QUALIFY, AND KNOW YOU READ THE RULES, YOU HAVE TO PUT A PASSWORD.
  6. Password is your favorite couple in this story.
  7. Have fun and BE CREATIVE :DDD
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Champions27
#1
Chapter 6: Wow i miss exogeneration TT
icekiel21
#2
Chapter 22: this is not a fail im so loving this story ^_^
blissfulxo #3
Chapter 68: Glad that i found out this story. So basically i just had my boring moment then boom! i clicked on this story and question myself why would i weirdly giggling and laughing like a retarded lmao.

fighting!
Slice-Lish
#4
Chapter 22: lol i just started reading like 10 minites ago and you wrote my name down so wuickly. Are you like alaays online or smth
Kimmykim1157 #5
Chapter 49: This chapter is amazing XD
sweetcandy65
#6
Chapter 68: OMG WHY DID I JUST FIND THIS STORY YESTERDAY ;A;
This is a masterpiece >.< I love it! ^^
NINJEEN #7
Chapter 39: Am I hallucinating again or did I just see my name again? I'm so HAHAHA. I read this months ago and am rereading this. When I read this months back, I never saw my name or maybe I saw it and then I forgot all about it. HYOKAI X SEOKRIS FTW!!! I'm a BaekSica shipper tho. HAHAHAHA
NINJEEN #8
Chapter 22: HAHAHAHAHA. I have never laughed so hard in my life until I read this chapter. I read this last 3 or 4 months and I forgot everything so I'm re-reading this again. HAHAHA good job author! Btw, OMO. Did I just see my name on the last note? HAHAHA. Or am I just hallucinating like Jessica my bias? LOL HAHAHAHAHA!
KimSarang_ #9
Chapter 38: Imma so smart i actually worked out the riddle!! :D