Cheesy Lines

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July 11

   Kim Hyoyeon WHOA WHAT HAPPENED TO KAI’S HAIR?

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   Lee Sunny It’s blonde :O

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   Kim Jongin Looks nice right?

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   Do Kyungsoo Sure whatever you say Kai.

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   Seo Joohyun Doesn’t his hair kinda look odd with his dark skin tone?

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   Choi Sooyoung He reminds me of a chocolate cupcake with yellow frosting.

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   Kim Joonmyun Yah you don’t mean you wanna eat him do you?

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   Oh Sehun First me, now Kai hyung. O_o

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   Kim Taeyeon Sooyoung what did I say about eating your hoobaes?

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   Choi Sooyoung No seriously guys compare!!!

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   Kim Jongin Hey wait!! Why is there a flower on top of the cupcake?

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   Hwang Tiffany It’s there to soil your y image.

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   Kwon Yuri Blonde Kai is cuter than brunette Kai!

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   Kim Jongin I didn’t go blonde to be called cute!!! Come on >.> HYO YOU THINK I’M Y WITH THIS BLONDE HAIR RIGHT?

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   Kim Hyoyeon Can I touch your hair? It looks so fluffy *O*

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   Park Chanyeol HAHA HAIR COLOR CHANGE HAS BACKFIREDDDDD.

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   Choi Sooyoung Oh yeah I also found this cupcake that looks like Kris!!!

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   Wu Kris WHAT. IS. THIS.

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   Seo Joohyun Hey oppa it does look like you!

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   Kim Jongdae It surely has your eyebrows Kris. :P

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   Wu Kris MY EYEBROWS AREN’T THAT THICK.

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   Kim Minseok They always look like your pissed or something. YOU KNOW LIKE SLANTED DOWNWARDS.

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   Wu Kris WELL I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP HOW MY EYEBROWS WANT TO LOOK ON MY FACE.

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   Jung Jessica You look so lonely under that umbrella. Maybe that’s why you’re so pissed all the time.

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   Wu Kris NOOONA!!

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    Kwon Yuri ALRIGHT YOUR HOST Y YURI IS BACK WITH THE GUESS WHO YURI’S CRUSH IS GAME!!! IT IS NOW DAY 2 AND I AM SURE MOST OF YOU ALREADY HAVE DEFINITE ANSWERS FOR WHO YOU THINK MY CRUSH IS. BUT HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE, UNTIL YOU GET THE NEXT HINT? THE REMAINING CONTESTANTS ARE LAY, SEHUN, XIUMIN, AND TAO!!! SO HERE IS THE SECOND HINT. IF YOU LOOK AT THE EXO POSTER BELOW, LOOK AT THE NICKNAMES OF THE FOUR. MY HINT IS THAT THESE MEMBERS DO NOT HAVE THEIR STAGE NAME IN THEIR NICKNAMES.

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   Huang ZiTao I’m out. TAO MAY NOW GO ON HIS MISSION.

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   Lu Han That leaves my baby Sehun, Xiumin, and the unicorn!!!

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   Zhang Yixing I AM QUITE HONORED TO STILL BE ON THIS LIST.

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   Byun Baekhyun TAO DO NOT GO NEAR SICA TODAY. WE’RE GOING TO THE TEDDY BEAR MUSEUM. STAY AWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

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   Jung Jessica Oh calm down Baek I already friend zoned him. =.=’

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   Kim Joonmyun YOU KNOW, I REALLY AM CURIOUS WHO YOU LIKE YURI. BUT I HAVE A LOT OF IDEAS. FOR REASONS. I MUST NOT REVEAL THOUGH, IT MAY RUIN THE FANS’ PERSPECTIVE.

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   Im Yoona WHOA NOW. ONE OF THOSE GUYS BELONG TO ME. WAIT WHAT.

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   Im Yoona I SAID NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL.

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   Im Yoona IGNORE ME.

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   Park Chanyeol That’s hard when you keep posting noona…

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   Lee Sunny Am I doing the wrong thing? I feel like I am… I don’t want to hurt you at all… It’s just I feel different about you now.

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   Kim Jongdae WHOA WHAT.

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   Zhang Yixing DON’T TELL ME.

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   Byun Baekhyun YOU LOST YOUR FEELINGS FOR LU HAN?

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   Hwang Tiffany Oh chill out!!! She’s just talking about her hamburger. She doesn’t know if she should eat it or not because she loves it too much.

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   Do Kyungsoo JUST EAT IT SUNNY NOONA!!! FOOD IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WASTED.

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   Lee Sunny BUT.. BUT… I DON’T KNOW. I MEAN I LOVE HAMBURGERS AND ALL.. BUT SHOULD I REALLY EAT THEIR KIND?

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   Kim Hyoyeon Sunny, HAMBURGERS ARE MEANT TO BE EATEN. THAT’S WHY THEY’RE FOOD.

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   Oh Sehun Just eat it before Sooyoung noona comes and eats it.

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   Hwang Tiffany YEAH TAKE THE BOY’S WORDS SUNNY!

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   Kim Jongdae Either that or you can give it to the oh so beautiful and handsome Kim Jongdae who is often confusing others because he speaks really good Korean but looks Chinese.

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   Lee Sunny YEAH I’M GONNA EAT THIS THING. YOU’RE GETTING NO WHERE NEAR MY FOOD ARASSO CHEN?

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   Kim Jongdae And my work here is done.

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   Zhang Yixing UM. I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT UNICORNS.

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   Byun Baekhyun Why are you asking us? AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THE UNICORN EXPERT HERE?

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   Do Kyungsoo WELL IT’S LAY. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

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   Oh Sehun Well I would expect Lay hyung to be the one who knows everything about unicorns. He embraces his unicornness a lot.

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   Hwang Tiffany ANYWAY LAY WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION ABOUT UNICORNS?

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   Zhang Yixing If any of you to find a unicorn in its helpless state—having his horn stuck in the ground from rolling so much—what would you do?

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   Kim Jongdae Well first I would grab his and position it in the air then…

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   Byun Baekhyun Then what would you do?

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   Kim Jongdae I… Don’t want to say. We have some underage fans reading this.

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   Jung Jessica ALRIGHT TIME FOR ANOTHER GAME TO PLAY~ HAVE YOU FANS MISSED THESE? I HOPE YOU HAVE. THIS TIME WE’LL BE DOING A ‘WHO CAN BE CHEESIER?’ GAME.  ALL PARTICIPANTS WILL BASICALLY JUST PUT DOWN A SHORT CHEESY LINE THAT CAN MAKE PEOPLE’S HEARTS FLUTTER. EITHER FROM DISGUST, OR OF CUTENESS. YEP BASICALLY THAT’S IT. HAVE FUN YO.

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   Huang ZiTao OH I GOT ONE. “I’LL BE THE CHOPSTICKS TO YOUR SPOON.”

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   Lu Han OH THAT’S CUTE!!! MY TURN! SMOOTH LU SHALL NOW WIN YO HEARTS WITH THIS ONE LINE. “Let me replay our love story because excuse me miss, you’re my dream girl.” INSPIRED BY OUR SUNBAE’S SHINEE’S SONGS~

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   Kwon Yuri I swear if I didn’t like that other guy… THAT LINE WOULD HAVE WON ME OVER.

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   Huang ZiTao Psh. Mine was cuter!

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   Kim Joonmyun OOH LET THE GUARDIAN ANGEL WIN YO HEARTS GIRLS. “If I were to choose breathing or loving you, I would use my last breath to say I love you.” CREDITS TO WHO MADE THAT LINE!

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   Kim Taeyeon WHOA. THAT WAS MAJORLY CHEESY.

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   Kim Joonmyun It’s cause it was directed to a certain someone~

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   Park Chanyeol Oh… TO YOUR UMMA?

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   Seo Joohyun LOL WHAT.

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   Lu Han OMO CHANYEOL NICE!!!

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   Kim Jongin OH I GOT ONE THAT WILL MAKE YOU ALL LOVE ME. AND I MEAN ALL OF YOU. “Oh, are you a tree? Because I’m a koala that wants to cling onto you forever.”

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   Wu Kris EXCUSE ME I’M THE KOALA HERE.

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   Kim Minseok WHOA CALM DOWN GUYS. I WILL SHOW YOU WHO THE DEFINITION OF CHEESY IS. “I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I’m batman.”

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   Jung Jessica I find that, really hard to believe.

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   Park Chanyeol HERE’S THE BEST ONE EVA, “MARRY ME OR DIE!!!”

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   Hwang Tiffany IF YOU SAY THAT IF YOU EVER PROPOSE TO ME, I WOULD RATHER DIE.

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Le Author's Noteu~

FINALLY UPDATED AFTER SO LOOOONG. I couldn't update yesterday... Stayed at the DMV for 7 FREAKIN HOURS. Just to take my test for driving =.=' LUCKILY I PASSED MA TEST ON THE FIRST TRY SO I WON'T HAVE TO WAIT 7 HOURS AGAIN FOR A WHILE.

Oh Yeah, which cheesy line did you cringe or loved the most? Kinda curious lol. I MADE A FEW OF THESE, BUT THE OTHERS WERE FOUND ON THE INTERNET. 

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Champions27
#1
Chapter 6: Wow i miss exogeneration TT
icekiel21
#2
Chapter 22: this is not a fail im so loving this story ^_^
blissfulxo #3
Chapter 68: Glad that i found out this story. So basically i just had my boring moment then boom! i clicked on this story and question myself why would i weirdly giggling and laughing like a retarded lmao.

fighting!
Slice-Lish
#4
Chapter 22: lol i just started reading like 10 minites ago and you wrote my name down so wuickly. Are you like alaays online or smth
Kimmykim1157 #5
Chapter 49: This chapter is amazing XD
sweetcandy65
#6
Chapter 68: OMG WHY DID I JUST FIND THIS STORY YESTERDAY ;A;
This is a masterpiece >.< I love it! ^^
NINJEEN #7
Chapter 39: Am I hallucinating again or did I just see my name again? I'm so HAHAHA. I read this months ago and am rereading this. When I read this months back, I never saw my name or maybe I saw it and then I forgot all about it. HYOKAI X SEOKRIS FTW!!! I'm a BaekSica shipper tho. HAHAHAHA
NINJEEN #8
Chapter 22: HAHAHAHAHA. I have never laughed so hard in my life until I read this chapter. I read this last 3 or 4 months and I forgot everything so I'm re-reading this again. HAHAHA good job author! Btw, OMO. Did I just see my name on the last note? HAHAHA. Or am I just hallucinating like Jessica my bias? LOL HAHAHAHAHA!
KimSarang_ #9
Chapter 38: Imma so smart i actually worked out the riddle!! :D